@InternetCrab said:
Words that piss me off, are ''Arrow'' and ''Knee''.
If you're asking what words tick me off, then I'd have to say anyone who uses "Bro" or "Brah" in their sentences is dead to me. Also, when anyone says "OMG" out loud I want to kick them in the face.
Two of them.
1)" U Mad??, or "Problem?" or pretty much anything associated with a trollface. These send me into a world of pissed off like no other thing can.
and
2) LOL. OK, I don't mind it at all when it's used sparingly. In fact, I'm all for using it sparingly, it is welcome when used appropriately. However, when it's unironically used at the end of every fuckmothering sentence like many of the girls in my Facebook friends list do, it really grinds my gears. And it's always females, I have never seen a male do that.
@TobbRobb said:
Slang, when used without irony. I'm all for making fun of it though.
Ironic n is the best n.
Where n = something dumb to begin with.
"Kittie corner." MotherFUCK I hate that phrase.
Also, an unfortunate one that the GB crew uses all the god damn time and seems to have been adopted by all of Whiskey Media - "gangbusters." Blech.
@TobbRobb:
adv or adj
in a diagonal or oblique position <the house stood kitty–corner across the square>
It's not a word, it's a phrase: "Smh" For those of you lucky enough not to know what this means, it's internet slang for "shaking my head." My beef is probably less with the phrase itself than it is with the people that use it, who really have no right to be "shaking their head" at anything. I'm definitely overreacting. It's just a stupid online phrase, but for some reason it pisses me off to read anything like that. ARE YA REALLY SHAKING YOUR HEAD? ARE YA? IS THAT FUCKIN' TWEET REALLY MAKING YOU SHAKE YOUR HEAD? IS IT? LIKE ARE YOU SHAKING YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW, AS YOU TYPE THAT TWEET? IT MUST BE DIFFICULT, WHAT WITH YOUR HEAD SHAKING AND ALL. GAH.
Tick. Tick. Tick... Ka-booom!
A lot of stupid acronyms and stupid words that the younger generations have invented, which I'm part of, but the words are still stupid and annoys me.
@Godlyawesomeguy said:
Saying "haha" after every other sentence is a pretty bad one as well.
How about before sentences?
http://video.adultswim.com/harvey-birdman-attorney-at-law/ode-to-phil-ken-sebben.html
The misuse or overuse of the word "Sketchy". I took a roadtrip with my sister across Canada and she loves the word....sketchy. "I'm buying batteries with a credit card. That's so sketchy!" No....buying crack off of a naked lady in a wallmart, that is sketchy. Hang gliding with a trashbag, that is sketchy. Going down a dark and seedy alleyway while covered in glow in the dark paint, THAT IS SKETCHY! But buying FUCKING BATTERIES is NOT sketchy. I could have sworn she used it at least 10 times in a single day once too. Eventually we had to ban the word "sketchy" before I became an only child.
"Yous". When people pluralize 'you' to describe 2 or more people. One of my ex-girlfriends' mother used this word all the time, and it took every ounce of my strength not to grab her by the shoulders and shake vigorously.
Bro- Bromance, Bro-code, broski, brah
"-ista"- Fashionista, Celebretista
Weaboo- Simply liking anime or JRPGs =/= a Japanophile
FML - Always used for the most mundane inconveniences
Huggles/Glomp - NEVER.
Kawaii, -chan, -san, desu, etc. - It can be typed but unless you are in Japanese Language class, don't say it out loud
Trending, Tweeting/Twitosphere, Blogosphere - I can't stand these
Overuse of Acronyms - ME3, U3, TGWTDT, TTSS, SW:TPM, TDKR, GoW3, Can't bother to at least spell one out?
There are certainly more that I can't remember
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