#1 Posted by NTM (7377 posts) -


#2 Posted by CaLe (3983 posts) -

The only thing to fear is fear itself.

#3 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6398 posts) -

Dude, what?

#4 Posted by Morrow (1829 posts) -

The spider. But wtf?

#5 Posted by AngelN7 (2970 posts) -

Giantbomb's community biggest enemy : Spiders.

#6 Posted by DillonWerner (1528 posts) -

Why?

#7 Posted by insane_shadowblade85 (1454 posts) -

The snake, duh. Also, what's up with all the shitting?

Online
#8 Posted by InternetCrab (1504 posts) -

All of the first three.

#9 Posted by Purpz (81 posts) -

Dafuq bro?

#10 Posted by OtakuGamer (1235 posts) -

At least I wouldn't shit my pants...

#11 Posted by Bobstar (312 posts) -

What do we say to the god of death?

#12 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

Ha! Joke's on you! I haven't been able to poop for years, so none of this will ever happen to me.

#13 Posted by phrosnite (3518 posts) -

We don't have those things here...

#14 Posted by pyromagnestir (4324 posts) -

Uh... This thread scares me a little.

#15 Posted by Everyones_A_Critic (6298 posts) -

This thread is pure gold.

#16 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5007 posts) -

#17 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4744 posts) -

D. What the fuck!? D!

#18 Posted by TwoLines (2810 posts) -

Oh... Oh God. Who are you, and why are you not writing horror stories yet?

#19 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3867 posts) -

All of those turn me on equally. I'll be in my bunk.

#20 Posted by believer258 (11902 posts) -

The second two equally, followed by the third one. But I gotta know why the hell you wanted to ask this.

#21 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8699 posts) -
@Bobstar said:

What do we say to the god of death?

Not today!
#22 Posted by SmilingPig (1337 posts) -

Intresting, users can't flag polls.

#23 Posted by Moody_yeti (369 posts) -

@AngelN7 said:

Giantbomb's community biggest enemy : Spiders.

:*(

#24 Posted by DeF (4887 posts) -

@AngelN7 said:

Giantbomb's community biggest enemy : Spiders.

hahaha yea, this has come up a lot recently, hasn't it? :D

#25 Posted by Hunter5024 (5676 posts) -

Why does the part about taking a shit matter? How is that relevant to the fear?

#26 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1215 posts) -

@CaLe said:

The only thing to fear is fear itself.

False.

#27 Posted by BabyChooChoo (4500 posts) -

@Bobstar said:

What do we say to the god of death?

"Can you kill all of these horrible creatures in my bathroom? What? What do you mean not today?"

#28 Edited by Dad_Is_A_Zombie (1225 posts) -

Hmmm... Firstly, it's good thing I'm already on the toilet because seeing any of the three creepy-crawlies in my bathroom would result in immediate bowel voiding. I'm going with the snake as most scary even though it is probably more scared of me than I am of it. Still, it's a mutherfuckin' snake in my bathroom so yeah, that's pretty scary.

#29 Posted by crusader8463 (14422 posts) -

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