What would you do if....

...you woke up in the morning and discovered that you had a tail?

I would cut it off before scientists put me in a cage and poke me all day with tasers and "study" me.... >_>

Hmmm. I don't know if I would cut it off cause that sounds hella painful. I would probably go see my GP and book some cosmetic surgery and use it as an excuse for a sickie. I am sure I can get a doctors note for a tail.

Oh, that would be pretty bad. Umm, I don't know what I would do. Probably get it removed by a doctor or something because I think cutting it off would hurt.

I would try to go Super Saiyan.

Id do a barrell roll

I would eat it!

"I would eat it!
"

I would kep it and use it to hang from poles and trees.

I would be thinking, "How the hell did this magically grow out of my ass?...is this a VD!?"

AN STT
(sexually transmitted tail)

"stAtic said:

"I would eat it!
"

Eat your own tail??? what if its all furry and stuff!
"

Two chicks at the same time, dude.  A guy with a tail could make that happen.

Hide it, but use it when necessary.

"OmegaPirate said:

"stAtic said:

"I would eat it!
"

Eat your own tail??? what if its all furry and stuff!
"

Yeah, I'd have to shave it first!
"

I would have a lot of fun with it and learn how to do three activities at once. Of course I would wrap it around my waist underneath my clothes when I am out in public, but I wouldn't cut it off. I would much rather have wings though. :P

Keep it.

I'll just admire it and actually might find it cool that I have a tail attach to my body.

I would play with it... that sounds wrong... I would learn to use it for chores.

"Two chicks at the same time, dude.  A guy with a tail could make that happen."

"Two chicks at the same time, dude.  A guy with a tail could make that happen."

I would see if I had any strange powers to go along with the tail.

Probably go to some third world country and become some tribes god.

"MB said:

"Two chicks at the same time, dude.  A guy with a tail could make that happen."

Good point. Now imagine what you could if you woke up with tenticles."

"Two chicks at the same time, dude.  A guy with a tail could make that happen."

Stare into the moon.

I dunno play with it?

"...you woke up in the morning and discovered that you had a tail?

I would cut it off before scientists put me in a cage and poke me all day with tasers and "study" me.... >_>
"

"MB said:

"Two chicks at the same time, dude.  A guy with a tail could make that happen."

I can make that happen without a tail
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I would keep it and use it for evil.

With the power of a tail i would undoubtedly be unstoppable.

Well I have a tail & needless to say noones done any tests on me
maybe its because they think my tail is cool or for the simple
reason Im a puppy =) *barks* bark bark!!

I would use it as a belt.

"I would try to go Super Saiyan.
"

I would chase it, all day.

honestly i would freak out at first.. then look at a full moon and if i didn't turn into a gigantic monkey then i would cut it off in anger

Could I move it? Like is it strong and long, or just a pathetic weak one?

I sense sexual innuendo though

Would probably use it for house hold things.

"I would try to go Super Saiyan.
"

I would just keep it...