Realistically I'd probably get attacked and end up becoming a zombie, as would all of you. I mean it has to be about 99% of the population that gets all zombified. Those aren't very good chances that you're gonna make it.
First instinct would be to die trying to save the three hot totally-out-of-my-league girls that I've been friends with since high school, and with my luck I wouldn't even get a melodramatic death sequence. Knowing that, I'd probably instead barricade myself up somewhere with a deep freeze and a ton of food and try my luck waiting for a rescue.
Be fucked, face it, we're all fucked. People talk about going to the gun store and grabbing a shotgun then heading to the mall, but chances are pretty much everybody is going to have the same idea. These would be the likely outcome(s): A) The store owner, trying to protect his lively-hood guns you down. B) Everyone got there before you and the place is empty. C) You can't get in. D) A crowd has gathered and violence ensues as not everyone is able to be armed. Assuming you're lucky to get the mythical shotgun (which isn't actually the best weapon if you think about it) AND enough ammo you will probably proceed to the mall or a market. Again everyone is probably going to have the same idea so you will probably see a concentration of looters, law enforcement, and even vigilante shop owners which equals more violence. If you arrive afterwards then chances are any security the structure had would be compromised or maybe you'll find the place burnt to the ground. Even if we don't count those factors do you really think the mall or a supermarket would be a good place to hold out? These establishments have large windows, to display product and entice potential customers. If you're hanging around in there then it's likely you'll be the product, enticing the zombies. The only other thing separating you from the zombies would maybe be a light aluminum shutter which would surly be compromised. Oh yeah, I didn't even mention how dangerous it would be traversing to the said locations! So all in all, you're fucked. I'm sure even if you prepared, you'd still be in a pickle.
First of all stay away from the gun stores! there are probably already crazy assholes there who will shoot anything that looks like a zombie. Like you, and so ends your zombie plan.
"Be fucked, face it, we're all fucked. People talk about going to the gun store and grabbing a shotgun then heading to the mall, but chances are pretty much everybody is going to have the same idea. These would be the likely outcome(s): A) The store owner, trying to protect his lively-hood guns you down. B) Everyone got there before you and the place is empty. C) You can't get in. D) A crowd has gathered and violence ensues as not everyone is able to be armed. Assuming you're lucky to get the mythical shotgun (which isn't actually the best weapon if you think about it) AND enough ammo you will probably proceed to the mall or a market. Again everyone is probably going to have the same idea so you will probably see a concentration of looters, law enforcement, and even vigilante shop owners which equals more violence. If you arrive afterwards then chances are any security the structure had would be compromised or maybe you'll find the place burnt to the ground. Even if we don't count those factors do you really think the mall or a supermarket would be a good place to hold out? These establishments have large windows, to display product and entice potential customers. If you're hanging around in there then it's likely you'll be the product, enticing the zombies. The only other thing separating you from the zombies would maybe be a light aluminum shutter which would surly be compromised. Oh yeah, I didn't even mention how dangerous it would be traversing to the said locations! So all in all, you're fucked. I'm sure even if you prepared, you'd still be in a pickle.
If you're heading to the gun store and grabbing stuff after the outbreak, you're already screwed. You need to plan now. If you haven't read this, you'd better get on it.. It's only a matter of time.
" Realistically I'd probably get attacked and end up becoming a zombie, as would all of you. I mean it has to be about 99% of the population that gets all zombified. Those aren't very good chances that you're gonna make it. "
You forget that most gamers think about this exact situation more often than the 99%.
I would probably go to an island not far from where i live. Grow my own food etc
Theres a big ass Tesco warehouse (Full of food, batteries AND NOW EVEN MOBILE PHONES) in the middle of nowhere near where I live plus it has fuck all windows. Then if the zombies compromised it I'd head out in a big Tesco Truck and convoy around the land parking beside other abandoned cars and sleeping in the back, ooh you silly zambies.
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While i'm a strong Skeptic and don't believe in such mumbo jumbo I do have a habit of caseing my current place of residence for it's effectiveness during a Zombie Apocalypse.
The place i'm living in currently is decent and I think I could barricade up fairly effectively. What I would prefer to do is head straight to the Theatre I work at and barricade up in the Scene Shop. It has LOTS of weapons and has 2 entrances, one is a solid steel door that leads into the rest of the theatre while the other is a docking door and locks up nice and tight. Plus the Carpenters keep it stocked with a fridge and plenty of dry good, so I think i'd be safe.
Of course i'm moving next week to NYC so i'm basically screwed because you NEVER want to be in a major city in case of zombies, then it's guaranteed death.
I'd get as much food as possible, head to the coast and steal a boat. Zombies can't swim right? Being on the sea is about as safe as you could be I think. If the fish turn into Zombies, your buggered though!
Easy High powered rifle plenty of ammo plus water tower I figure i can last up their till the entire population of my town is dead. Fair warning i'm not taking any chances I'm shooting everything that moves zombie or not.
Great thing about living in a town of under 1000 people.
Hide in my house. Once I see the coast is clear I'll run for the car and drive to the nearest hardware store and grab chainsaws and shovels. I'll go all Dead Rising on them, minus the camera of course.
In Reality. Die, I wouldnt go down without a fight though and by a fight I mean pushing everyone to the floor and trampling on the old and stuff. Come on, apart from family and friends no one is going to be modest with each other. Everyone else wants to survive and I doubt any of that typical "Lets share our rations and be friends things would happen" It isnt the new movie in the local cinema if it goes down is it?
In fantasy, Id gather loads of supplies and guns going round owning everyone or find out I was ironically immune and again, own everyone. Id love for the fantasy one but I never was lucky when it comes to the apocalypse. You should have seen the last apocalypse I went through :/ Just hunting down some old aged Diplodocus and I get owned by some big ass meteor. Nasty stuff :(
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