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#1 Posted by GamerForLife (44 posts) -

I would run or drive to the nearist hunting store. put on my Army of two air soft mask and have some fun

#2 Posted by ChristianCastillo (1178 posts) -

I'd shoot myself in the head and join the party

#3 Edited by TooWalrus (12978 posts) -

   

#4 Posted by Teaspoon83 (620 posts) -

I would kill the zombies and eat their flesh so I become their boogie man and they would then fear me. In theory.

#5 Posted by SilentCommando (579 posts) -

Hide

#6 Posted by jonnyboy (2920 posts) -

Kill all sons 'o bitches. That's my official instructions.

#7 Posted by Jadeskye (4359 posts) -
@jonnyboy said:
" Kill all sons 'o bitches. That's my official instructions. "
it's good because it works for so many situations.
#8 Posted by JJOR64 (18784 posts) -

I would have sex with the hottest zombie.

#9 Posted by Ryax (4630 posts) -

no way. ive never ever seen this thread before. i wish more people would post this exact same thread

#10 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) -

Realistically I'd probably get attacked and end up becoming a zombie, as would all of you.  I mean it has to be about 99% of the population that gets all zombified.  Those aren't very good chances that you're gonna make it.

#11 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6654 posts) -

Get my medkit, shotgun, and a pipe bomb. Get 3 of people who are competent then win.

#12 Posted by ozzdog12 (846 posts) -

Double-Tap

#13 Posted by Make_Me_Mad (2950 posts) -

First instinct would be to die trying to save the three hot totally-out-of-my-league girls that I've been friends with since high school, and with my luck I wouldn't even get a melodramatic death sequence.  Knowing that, I'd probably instead barricade myself up somewhere with a deep freeze and a ton of food and try my luck waiting for a rescue.

#14 Posted by HODGEY3000 (344 posts) -

kick ass and chew bubble gum
#15 Edited by ZanzibarBreeze (3069 posts) -

I'd try to use the comma splice in the title of this thread as a weapon against them.

#16 Posted by Bellum (2944 posts) -

Scream like a little girl as my flesh was ripped apart. Then I would die. All this would probably happen within the first couple of days.
 
No. I am not a badass.

#17 Posted by Video_Game_King (34618 posts) -

Let Zombie Michael Jackson paradox them back into the ground.

Online
#18 Posted by A_Wet_Shamwow (230 posts) -

go down cellar and a get  a few shotguns and start hoarding food and seeds for edible plants

#19 Posted by spiceninja (3052 posts) -

Play some Left 4 Dead.

#20 Posted by Shirogane (3561 posts) -

IF? You mean they're not real?
#21 Posted by InTheEnd (268 posts) -

Be fucked, face it, we're all fucked. People talk about going to the gun store and grabbing a shotgun then heading to the mall, but chances are pretty much everybody is going to have the same idea. These would be the likely outcome(s): A) The store owner, trying to protect his lively-hood guns you down. B) Everyone got there before you and the place is empty. C) You can't get in. D) A crowd has gathered and violence ensues as not everyone is able to be armed. Assuming you're lucky to get the mythical shotgun (which isn't actually the best weapon if you think about it) AND enough ammo you will probably proceed to the mall or a market. Again everyone is probably going to have the same idea so you will probably see a concentration of looters, law enforcement, and even vigilante shop owners which equals more violence. If you arrive afterwards then chances are any security the structure had would be compromised or maybe you'll find the place burnt to the ground. Even if we don't count those factors do you really think the mall or a supermarket would be a good place to hold out? These establishments have large windows, to display product and entice potential customers. If you're hanging around in there then it's likely you'll be the product, enticing the zombies. The only other thing separating you from the zombies would maybe be a light aluminum shutter which would surly be compromised. Oh yeah, I didn't even mention how dangerous it would be traversing to the said locations! So all in all, you're fucked. I'm sure even if you prepared, you'd still be in a pickle.  
 

   This is your fate!   
#22 Posted by NekuCTR (1663 posts) -

First of all stay away from the gun stores! there are probably already crazy assholes there who will shoot anything that looks like a zombie. Like you, and so ends your zombie plan.

#23 Posted by insane_shadowblade85 (1326 posts) -
@InTheEnd said:
"Be fucked, face it, we're all fucked. People talk about going to the gun store and grabbing a shotgun then heading to the mall, but chances are pretty much everybody is going to have the same idea. These would be the likely outcome(s): A) The store owner, trying to protect his lively-hood guns you down. B) Everyone got there before you and the place is empty. C) You can't get in. D) A crowd has gathered and violence ensues as not everyone is able to be armed. Assuming you're lucky to get the mythical shotgun (which isn't actually the best weapon if you think about it) AND enough ammo you will probably proceed to the mall or a market. Again everyone is probably going to have the same idea so you will probably see a concentration of looters, law enforcement, and even vigilante shop owners which equals more violence. If you arrive afterwards then chances are any security the structure had would be compromised or maybe you'll find the place burnt to the ground. Even if we don't count those factors do you really think the mall or a supermarket would be a good place to hold out? These establishments have large windows, to display product and entice potential customers. If you're hanging around in there then it's likely you'll be the product, enticing the zombies. The only other thing separating you from the zombies would maybe be a light aluminum shutter which would surly be compromised. Oh yeah, I didn't even mention how dangerous it would be traversing to the said locations! So all in all, you're fucked. I'm sure even if you prepared, you'd still be in a pickle.  
 

This is your fate!
"

Pretty much what he said.
#24 Edited by audiosnag (1604 posts) -

If you're heading to the gun store and grabbing stuff after the outbreak, you're already screwed.  You need to plan now. 
If you haven't read this, you'd better get on it.. It's only a matter of time.

#25 Posted by RandomHero666 (3174 posts) -
@ArchScabby said:
" Realistically I'd probably get attacked and end up becoming a zombie, as would all of you.  I mean it has to be about 99% of the population that gets all zombified.  Those aren't very good chances that you're gonna make it. "
You forget that most gamers think about this exact situation more often than the 99%.
 
I would probably go to an island not far from where i live. Grow my own food etc
#26 Posted by CylonAndrew (108 posts) -

I would sell my soul to satan to become a deamon and start the REAL apocolyps.

#27 Posted by jakob187 (21508 posts) -

I'd kill...zombies?

#28 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -

Kill you stupid fucks first.

#29 Posted by Lydian_Sel (2452 posts) -

I'd get fucking eaten, so would everybody else.

#30 Posted by Dylabaloo (1549 posts) -

Theres a big ass Tesco warehouse (Full of food, batteries AND NOW EVEN MOBILE PHONES)  in the middle of nowhere near where I live plus it has fuck all windows. Then if the zombies compromised it I'd head out in a big Tesco Truck and convoy around the land parking beside other abandoned cars and sleeping in the back, ooh you silly zambies
 
 
*This message is in no way affiliated with Tesco   Corp.  and is highly susceptible to spontaneously combust

#31 Posted by insane_shadowblade85 (1326 posts) -
@Vinchenzo said:
"Kill you stupid fucks first. "

Nice lol. 
 
You know what they say, "You don't have to run faster than the thing chasing you, you just have to run faster than the people you're with."
#32 Posted by audiosnag (1604 posts) -
@Vinchenzo said:
" Kill you stupid fucks first. "
Now now. That's no way to be a team player.
#33 Posted by Glak (613 posts) -

Form a super zombie team and get weapons and resources, FAST

#34 Edited by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -
  So many threads like this... 
 
@Ryax
said:
" no way. ive never ever seen this thread before. i wish more people would post this exact same thread "
I concur!
#35 Posted by IrishCoffee (111 posts) -

While i'm a strong Skeptic and don't believe in such mumbo jumbo I do have a habit of caseing my current place of residence for it's effectiveness during a Zombie Apocalypse. 
 
The place i'm living in currently is decent and I think I could barricade up fairly effectively. What I would prefer to do is head straight to the Theatre I work at and barricade up in the Scene Shop. It has LOTS of weapons and has 2 entrances, one is a solid steel door that leads into the rest of the theatre while the other is a docking door and locks up nice and tight. Plus the Carpenters keep it stocked with a fridge and plenty of dry good, so I think i'd be safe. 
 
Of course i'm moving next week to NYC so i'm basically screwed because you NEVER want to be in a major city in case of zombies, then it's guaranteed death.

#36 Posted by jonnyboy (2920 posts) -
@Lydian_Sel said:

"I'd get fucking eaten, so would everybody else."

Well at least they'd be polite about it, not like Vampires, those guys are dicks.
#37 Posted by Kyreo (4600 posts) -
@jonnyboy said:
" Kill all sons 'o bitches. That's my official instructions. "
I believe it's spelled "Sum'bitches."
#38 Posted by jonnyboy (2920 posts) -
@Kyreo said:
"@jonnyboy said:
" Kill all sons 'o bitches. That's my official instructions. "
I believe it's spelled "Sum'bitches." "
You're right. I'm only at grade 2 in my Redneck fluency course.
#39 Posted by IrishCoffee (111 posts) -
@jonnyboy said:
" @Kyreo said:
"@jonnyboy said:
" Kill all sons 'o bitches. That's my official instructions. "
I believe it's spelled "Sum'bitches." "
You're right. I'm only at grade 2 in my Redneck fluency course. "
You should really start attending the night courses to speed it up.
#40 Posted by thechriseverson (75 posts) -

I'd get as much food as possible, head to the coast and steal a boat. Zombies can't swim right? Being on the sea is about as safe as you could be I think. If the fish turn into Zombies, your buggered though!

#41 Posted by regularassmilk (1369 posts) -

Kick-Ass. Maybe chew bubble gum.

#42 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -

Probably die while clutching to my Mass Effect goodies.
 
Yep...

#43 Posted by Thrillhouse87 (221 posts) -

........ The Winchester?

#44 Posted by darkdragonsoul99 (137 posts) -

Easy High powered rifle plenty of ammo plus water tower I figure i can last up their till the entire population of my town is dead.  Fair warning i'm not taking any chances I'm shooting everything that moves zombie or not. 
 
Great thing about living in a town of under 1000 people.  

#45 Posted by AckbarTheGreat (418 posts) -

Tell the zombies that I am tired of them being in everything.

#46 Posted by MonkeyMelon (217 posts) -

I'd Bill it up, and I don't mean Left for Deads Bill,
 
You guys know what I'm talking about.
 
Zombieland.

#47 Posted by Cold_Wolven (2167 posts) -

Hide in my house. Once I see the coast is clear I'll run for the car and drive to the nearest hardware store and grab chainsaws and shovels. I'll go all Dead Rising on them, minus the camera of course.
#48 Posted by Hourai (2795 posts) -

Get myself a gun, some hunting supplies, and go way up north where almost nobody lives. 

#49 Posted by WoodenPlatypus (1365 posts) -

In Reality. Die, I wouldnt go down without a fight though and by a fight I mean pushing everyone to the floor and trampling on the old and stuff. Come on, apart from family and friends no one is going to be modest with each other. Everyone else wants to survive and I doubt any of that typical "Lets share our rations and be friends things would happen" It isnt the new movie in the local cinema if it goes down is it? 
 
In fantasy, Id gather loads of supplies and guns going round owning everyone or find out I was ironically immune and again, own everyone. Id love for the fantasy one but I never was lucky when it comes to the apocalypse. You should have seen the last apocalypse I went through :/ Just hunting down some old aged Diplodocus and I get owned by some big ass meteor. Nasty stuff :( 
#50 Posted by dudeglove (7254 posts) -

(Even though this thread's been done before) I'd dress up as a bear and become one with nature. No one fucks with a bear. No one.