I have a trick that my friends love where I'll take my goldfish (Burger) and put him in my mouth and then spit him back into my bowl. I saw it on Letterman once.
What do you guys do?
What's the craziest thing you've done with a pet?
I taught my dogs resentment.
Now they behave like they're misunderstood; hanging out with other sad "mistfit" mutts, listening to emo music, and wearing girl collars.
"I use to spin my cat around until I couldn't stand up any more. As sick as it made me, there was a peverse pleasure in seeing a 4 legged animal trying to walk whilst dizzy. Damn that cat looked pissed (drunk). "
Haha Awesome fun, I did the same when I was younger,
It's got to the stage that when I go to my family's Xmas party all my cousins bullrush me and want to be twirlled, :( I first did it 5 years ago...
That is all that I do at the Party, I cant talk to my family because I am the twirler,, I cant even have a Beer, otherwise I get really dizzy,
I have over 20 cousins..........
And I am the guy that looks after the kids while the parents get to take a load off.
I am 21 and being the twirler suck arse.
I taught my long haired Chihuahua how to cackle like a jackal and often time its sound like a hyena's cackle.
My friend told me about a kid from his town that was tripping on ecstacy and fingered his dog. To be honest I was expecting a post more along those lines, Donk.
Talking about fucking their dog! A dude from my school got shipped off to the military academy because his parents caught him putting peanut butter on his penis so his dog could lick it off.
He's pretty fucked up.
I don't have any stories of my own to contribute.. But I do have some horror stories about one of my former neighbors... *cringe*
I put my new dog in a small room with my 2 cats so they could get used to living together. My cats are really badass by the way, they look at me like their gonna kill me in my sleep every time I see them.
10 minutes later the dog was terrified and shaking in the corner of the room. Hes terrified of cats now. I still feel a little bit bad about it.
" @oldschool said:Using an office chair or rotating bar stool solves the self-dizzying problem. Preferably not leather for an animal because they sink their claws in when you start spinning it.Haha Awesome fun, I did the same when I was younger, It's got to the stage that when I go to my family's Xmas party all my cousins bullrush me and want to be twirlled, :( I first did it 5 years ago... That is all that I do at the Party, I cant talk to my family because I am the twirler,, I cant even have a Beer, otherwise I get really dizzy, I have over 20 cousins.......... And I am the guy that looks after the kids while the parents get to take a load off. I am 21 and being the twirler suck arse. ""I use to spin my cat around until I couldn't stand up any more. As sick as it made me, there was a peverse pleasure in seeing a 4 legged animal trying to walk whilst dizzy. Damn that cat looked pissed (drunk). "
The craziest thing I've ever done with a pet involves a Barry Manilow blow-up doll, two rusty pipes, a small Swedish girl, five self help books, a Burger King mask and a French Nanny. I'm also banned from Türkmenistan.
This thread is turning into minor animal abuse and is pissing me off, why the fuck would you put a goldfish in your mouth, why the fuck would you let a friend spit on your cat? why the fuck would you make it do a backflip.....poor creatures.
Right, so I'm gonna tell that story about my old neighbor.
He buried the local strays up to their necks in the ground and then ran them over with a lawnmower.
He's in jail. Bastard.
when one of my cats was a kitten I would toss him in the air so he did a double backflip, then catch him. repeat.
One time, this one guy posted a bunch of useless crap in a forum and I taught my cat how to scratch his eyes out of his sockets and eat them. I still have the cat...
(That's right I'm lookin at you Donk... Also you KaosAngel)
" Right, so I'm gonna tell that story about my old neighbor. He buried the local strays up to their necks in the ground and then ran them over with a lawnmower. He's in jail. Bastard. "dude sick! man thats gross.
If you have a glass coffee table place your dog on it, they will shit bricks. Hopefully only metaphorical bricks as it is on your coffee table.
I took my Dachsund out to piss one day & she was doin her thing so I whipped it out & started peeing in the snow & 2 seconds later the stupid ass dogs darts under my stream @__@ stupid bitch
EDIT: LMAO, I 100% didn't see it coming.
@Bucketdeth:
Dude you're 100% right, this thread should be locked because it was started solely to troll GB, Donk is just a stupid bastard.
" I took my Dachsund out to piss one day & she was doin her thing so I whipped it out & started peeing in the snow & 2 seconds later the stupid ass dogs darts under my stream @__@ stupid bitch "Thanks now I have hot chocolate on my monitor
Oh god I think I just woke up the dog....
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