What's the grossest thing you have ever eaten or drunk?

Ate a pack of cigarettes.

" @LiquidPrince: you watch Freaks and Geeks, they did that in one episode "

The Italian soda at Disney's Epcot... fucking gross.

I used to consistently eat spiders because people thought it was funny. That was elementary school though.

I ate a carton full of Novelty Fear-Factor maggots.  They where real.  Tasted kinda like sun chips but with crunchy, gross looking heads.

For the record, its drank not drunk =P
 
The worst thing I have ever eaten was when a ladyfriend and I decided to make ourselves some hashbrowns. So we grated a potato while the frying pan got super hot, and then we decided that we wanted Chocolate Hashbrowns, so we dumped a TON of cocoa onto these raw potato shavings, and then we poured green sprinkles onto it because green sprinkles are pretty good.  Needless to say as soon as we threw it into the frying pan it started to burn the cocoa, so after about 30sec we took it out.
 
We had burnt cocoa and green sprinkle covered raw potato shavings, and then we ate them. Burnt and insanely bitter and horrible and disgusting. 
 
Also, the worst product I have ever eaten is definitely Bacon Flavoured Mints. So terrible.

At last years Leeds festival, we had a friend consecutively eat, a wasp, followed by a tea bag, then an egg, the egg was raw, also the egg was still in its shell.
 
I can't say I've ever ate anything of particular disgust.

The worst thing I've ever eaten is a brussel sprout, but my brother ate a balut once.
He decided to stay away from Filipino delicacies after that.

I ate a small live crab that I plucked from the rocks near the ocean. 
Didn't taste too disgusting.

most recently a piece of toast with old butter on it. I spread it on thinking it was ok, only to have it  make me want to gag at every chew. 
Of all time, i don't know why i did this but i drank the contents of a maleria pill in water instead of ingesting it the normal way. that shit is atrocious

" I drank a Monster energy drink; fucking horrible. "

The other week my friend had some crazy beers with him, one of which was banana flavored. Since I don't like bananas in their regular form, the beer almost made me vomit.

Snorted wasabi as a dare and a homage to the Jackass lads, Some might say not technically eating but when it hits the back of your throat its like chewing on hell

" Chugged an ass load of sour milk, not knowing it had gone bad, that has happened twice. Ate ants once. Alligator jerky once too." 

 

I love jerky but alligator jerky tastes like swamps

" I drank a Monster energy drink; fucking horrible. "

" I drank a Monster energy drink; fucking horrible. "

Ate some of a widowmaker a year ago.  Not the worst tasting thing, but definitely made me feel like shit after.
 
There was also this fruit I had when  I was in Cambodia.  It was chalky on the inside and took all the moisture out of your mouth if you tried some.  Just awful.

Semen, who said that? 
 
Oh Im good...

Cheese Omelet MRE. Could say almost any MRE, but the cheese omelet is just hauntingly bad.
 

Probably moldy apple pie >.> I was preoccupied with a book and got some without looking at it properly, and ate most of it before I realized it had gone bad. Having that crap sticking to my teeth when I realized what it was was horrible.

I once ate hamster poo thinking it was a chocolate sprinkle, it was unpleasant

I accidentally swallowed some hydrogen peroxide. That was the most vile and nasty thing I ever drank. Needless to say, I got sick.

Oh man I have a friend who drinks these like they're going out of style. I took a swig once, stuff is straight ass-nasty.

For me the worst thing I've had was prison shine my buddy brought home from work. It was rancid.

Fish food, man. It was a dare and I never imagined it would be that bad. It was so, so awful.

Homemade chicken noodle soup with a bunch of gristle and bone. I'm gagging just thinking about it. That sounds pretty tame, I know. But I can't stand gristle and bone when I'm not expecting it. Pulled pork sandwiches are an absolute crapshoot like that - shitty restaurants that don't comb through the pork are the worst. Ugh.

As far as a drink, poorly made and chilled egg nog. Made me sicker than a dog.

my regrets

I was eating fried chicken from the market.. it was good until I saw the maggot wriggling in it.

An apple pie.

Seriously, fuck that pie. It gave me such a case of food poisoning that I can't stomach apple pie to this day.

probably poppy tea. it is interesting in that it gets worse and worse each time you drink it. about the fifth time it made me super sick for a weekend almost instantly so i stopped drinking it entirely. oh drugs, you so silly

My cousin likes eating rice with ketchup. I tried it and it was disgusting. I dunno why anyone would put ketchup on rice.

I drank something called Rose Water a couple of years ago and that tasted terrible! It was like drinking soap or something of that kind.

Also....this shit.

That tasted fucking horrible. Like really old warm wine that had stood out to long and started to fermenting. Just a really really unpleasant experience.

Natto. Tastes like fat man's sweat. And this is coming from someone who loves durian and thinks smelly tofu is kinda ok tasting.

A boiled fish eye. Tastes like styrofoam and has about the same texture of it.

Fried Oreo, pretty gross.

Fried Oreo, pretty gross.

@minipato said:

Try frying them up with eggs and spring onions. Yum!

Uh, I ate some brain today. Not exactly sure what animal it was from, but it was pretty weird. Oddly creamy.

I never put anything in my mouth that is gross. I always whiff and try a slight taste, if I don't like it, I don't venture any further.

So basically all my memories of food are tasty and pleasant because I choose wisely!