What's The Most Embarrasing Situation You've Ever Been In?

A somewhat vague topic, but feel free to throw them out there.

I'm too embarrassed about it to post it on the internet. Let's just say, someone saw me doing something.

" I'm too embarrassed about it to post it on the internet. Let's just say, someone saw me doing something. "

There is only one answer that everyone would say: getting caught jerkin' off.  What could top that?

" @kmdrkul said:

" @Lind_L_Taylor: Getting caught jerking off to that sick fetish porn? "

Getting caught jerkin' off to a picture of yourself? "

" @kmdrkul said:

" @jukezypoo: How about a clone of yourself catching yourself jacking off to yourself? "

But if it was a clone of yourself, it would understand wouldn't it? "

I jumped a metal wire fence and ripped my pants a long time ago. You could basically see my underwear. Luckily my friend let me tie her sweater around my waste so it was all good.

" @jukezypoo: How about a clone of yourself catching yourself jacking off to yourself? "

" @kmdrkul said:

" @jukezypoo: How about a clone of yourself catching yourself jacking off to yourself? "

Then what if the clone decided to get in on it and started jerking the real you off? "

getting caught getting head from a clone of yourself

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @kmdrkul said:

" @jukezypoo: How about a clone of yourself catching yourself jacking off to yourself? "

Then what if the clone decided to get in on it and started jerking the real you off? "

Youd understand "

" @kmdrkul said:

" @jukezypoo: How about a clone of yourself catching yourself jacking off to yourself? "

Then what if the clone decided to get in on it and started jerking the real you off? "

" @Pie said:

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @kmdrkul said:

" @jukezypoo: How about a clone of yourself catching yourself jacking off to yourself? "

Then what if the clone decided to get in on it and started jerking the real you off? "

Youd understand "

Here's a question: are you still straight if you willfully let a clone of yourself jack you off? "

Getting caught dancing round the house a la Risky Business.

" @Pie said:

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @kmdrkul said:

" @jukezypoo: How about a clone of yourself catching yourself jacking off to yourself? "

Then what if the clone decided to get in on it and started jerking the real you off? "

Youd understand "

Here's a question: are you still straight if you willfully let a clone of yourself jack you off? "

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @Pie said:

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @kmdrkul said:

" @jukezypoo: How about a clone of yourself catching yourself jacking off to yourself? "

Then what if the clone decided to get in on it and started jerking the real you off? "

Youd understand "

Here's a question: are you still straight if you willfully let a clone of yourself jack you off? "

Having sex with yourself would be neither gay nor straight.  In fact, a whole new sexual classification would be needed.... "

" @kmdrkul said:

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @Pie said:

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @kmdrkul said:

" @jukezypoo: How about a clone of yourself catching yourself jacking off to yourself? "

Then what if the clone decided to get in on it and started jerking the real you off? "

Youd understand "

Here's a question: are you still straight if you willfully let a clone of yourself jack you off? "

Having sex with yourself would be neither gay nor straight.  In fact, a whole new sexual classification would be needed.... "

Well, we can'y just have that remain unnamed. Think people! "

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @kmdrkul said:

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @Pie said:

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @kmdrkul said:

" @jukezypoo: How about a clone of yourself catching yourself jacking off to yourself? "

Then what if the clone decided to get in on it and started jerking the real you off? "

Youd understand "

Here's a question: are you still straight if you willfully let a clone of yourself jack you off? "

Having sex with yourself would be neither gay nor straight.  In fact, a whole new sexual classification would be needed.... "

Well, we can'y just have that remain unnamed. Think people! "

Whoa whoa whoa... slow down here.  First we need to develop a way to physically have sex with ourselves first. "

Back in high school, my voice cracked while talking to this girl I really liked. We both had a good laugh about it, though, so I guess it worked out okay.

" @ververdan0226: Well, I've already managed to derail your thread, so I guess I owe you something... "

"@kmdrkul said:

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @kmdrkul said:

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @Pie said:

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @kmdrkul said:

" @jukezypoo: How about a clone of yourself catching yourself jacking off to yourself? "

Then what if the clone decided to get in on it and started jerking the real you off? "

Youd understand "

Here's a question: are you still straight if you willfully let a clone of yourself jack you off? "

Having sex with yourself would be neither gay nor straight.  In fact, a whole new sexual classification would be needed.... "

Well, we can'y just have that remain unnamed. Think people! "

Whoa whoa whoa... slow down here.  First we need to develop a way to physically have sex with ourselves first. "

Well, I think the answer is that if you had sex with yourself, you'd just be jerking off vicariously I guess, although that phrasing sounds really off. "

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @kmdrkul said:

" @jukezypoo: How about a clone of yourself catching yourself jacking off to yourself? "

Then what if the clone decided to get in on it and started jerking the real you off? "

That would effectively be the same as jerking off, I suppose. "

Well there was this time when this kid in my class's father died, and the teacher was telling us, and I....started laughing from my friend dropping his book on his foot, and then I proceeded to fart while some kids were crying...

Can't say.

Is that guy Ron Jeremy  a contortionist or does he just have a huge dick?

" @ververdan0226: He is a porno actor.I know this because of my flatmate, I find porn to be disturbing, Why watch someone else fuck, when you can do it yourself with your partner. "

" @jukezypoo said:

"@kmdrkul said:

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @kmdrkul said:

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @Pie said:

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @kmdrkul said:

" @jukezypoo: How about a clone of yourself catching yourself jacking off to yourself? "

Then what if the clone decided to get in on it and started jerking the real you off? "

Youd understand "

Here's a question: are you still straight if you willfully let a clone of yourself jack you off? "

Having sex with yourself would be neither gay nor straight.  In fact, a whole new sexual classification would be needed.... "

Well, we can'y just have that remain unnamed. Think people! "

Whoa whoa whoa... slow down here.  First we need to develop a way to physically have sex with ourselves first. "

Well, I think the answer is that if you had sex with yourself, you'd just be jerking off vicariously I guess, although that phrasing sounds really off. "

Have you heard of ron jeremy he can suck his own cock, extremly disturbing, but that begs the question, Would you? "

My roommate walked in on me fucking my ex-girlfriend against the wall of his bed.  He didn't like her much to start, but after that, he didn't show back up at the apartment for the next two days.  Neither did my other roommate.

This topic is fucked.

" This topic is fucked. "

I was once at the party of a friend, back when I was in secondary school and we played truth or dare. Now I'm normally a very private and introverted person (in fact I'm rather surprised I'm even posting this) and for that reason I hated this game with a passion. However the game continued, me metaphorically pissing my pants every time it came around to my turn, until eventually it came down to me revealing who in my school I had a crush on. The thing was there weren't that many girls in the school I was really interested in, any girl who I didn't consider just my friend was usually one of the air-headed, arrogant, popular girls I wouldn't go out with in a million years, but after a very awkward pause and attempting to dodge around the question I came up with the name of a girl I thought was fairly attractive, much to the criticism of one of my friends. Being a rather shy person this was an embarrassing ordeal as it was but things got worst when we all went back to school that week. Despite us all promising each other that what happened at the party would stay at the party, one of the girls there I was less well-acquainted with was feeling rather tipsy after the party and decided to text to all her friends about the goings on at that particular event and so word got out around the school about who I fancied. In retrospect it was a good thing that I had a tight-knit group of friends and not many people knew me, so the talk about it was little and died down quickly. However I think this was probably the most embarrassing situation I've ever been in and it still gives me a nasty feeling to think about it.

I once was caught posting on a video game forum.

" This topic is fucked. "

Probably all the times ive fallen off a chair in the middle of class and everyone laughs at me. Ya its happened to me more than once, and ya chairs tend to kick out from right under me.

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @kmdrkul said:

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @Pie said:

" @ververdan0226 said:

" @kmdrkul said:

" @jukezypoo: How about a clone of yourself catching yourself jacking off to yourself? "

Then what if the clone decided to get in on it and started jerking the real you off? "

Youd understand "

Here's a question: are you still straight if you willfully let a clone of yourself jack you off? "

Having sex with yourself would be neither gay nor straight.  In fact, a whole new sexual classification would be needed.... "

Well, we can'y just have that remain unnamed. Think people! "

Whoa whoa whoa... slow down here.  First we need to develop a way to physically have sex with ourselves first. "