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#1 Posted by bearcat (56 posts) -

For me it's gotta be High School Musical :D You?

#2 Posted by MattyFTM (14417 posts) -

Anything and everything directed by Uwe Boll.

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#3 Posted by FlamingHobo (4483 posts) -

The worst film I've seen is Repo Man, even though I know it's not the worst film in history, it's still pretty bad.

#4 Posted by JJOR64 (19023 posts) -
#5 Posted by EVHKwick (452 posts) -
#6 Edited by TheSeductiveMoose (3625 posts) -

Either one of the worst or one of the greatest movies ever. The whole movie is available on youtube. It's a Irish martial arts film.

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#7 Posted by PATERSON (248 posts) -

I want to say Starship troopers but I enjoyed the first one lol, the second and third where horrid and so I vote for Starship 2+3.

#8 Posted by Lemoncookie01 (1666 posts) -

inb4Twilight

#9 Posted by Mrnitropb (2090 posts) -

 jesus christ vampire hunter 
 

 
  Its what it says there on the label.
#10 Posted by Dedodido (235 posts) -

Transformers 2. I've seen troll 2, and it was a superior film.

#11 Posted by Thevamp25 (234 posts) -

Dragonball evolution...........

#12 Posted by Horsepuckishness (48 posts) -

Gonna go with Jack Frost 2 or whatever.
 
the one where they tried to turn it into a horror flick.
 
yeah thats the worst I've ever laid eyes on.

#13 Posted by BeachThunder (12090 posts) -
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#14 Posted by Hailinel (25179 posts) -

How does a thread like this go this long with no mention of Manos:  The Hands of Fate?

#15 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

I'd like to throw my hat in for Werewolf. I've only seen it through the prism of Mystery Science Theater 3000, but dear god.

#16 Posted by MysteriousBob (6272 posts) -
@PATERSON said:
" I want to say Starship troopers but I enjoyed the first one lol, the second and third where horrid and so I vote for Starship 2+3. "
What the hell? Starship Troopers is an incredible film. You do realise that its a satire, right? Its supposed to be cheesy. How can it be the worst film ever when its so entertaining?
#17 Posted by Dejkrigeren (384 posts) -
#18 Posted by MysteriousBob (6272 posts) -

My anger aside, the worst film I've ever seen is Frankenstein Unbound (I'm sure there are worse films, but its the only B-movie I've ever seen). I laughed my head off at it.

#19 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18954 posts) -

Is Harry on The Boat ? 
 
or something similar.. it's a british teen/sex movie

#20 Posted by BigBoss1911 (2495 posts) -

Any SyFy channel origonal movies.
#21 Edited by Eidderf (507 posts) -

Well I haven't seen nearly enough movies to answer very accurately and tend to avoid anything I've heard is bad, but from what I've seen I'd say Hostel. I only saw it because a friend was watching it on his laptop between classes once so watched it with him and I don't see how anyone could enjoy that film.

#22 Posted by Murdouken (709 posts) -

Troll 2 or anything directed by Uwe Boll.

#23 Posted by davidwitten22 (1708 posts) -

Lady In The Water.

#24 Posted by Dany (7887 posts) -

The Happening was just atrocious.

#25 Posted by A_Wet_Shamwow (230 posts) -
http://www.screened.com/parasite/16-171448/
#26 Edited by Castiel (2663 posts) -

The worst film I have seen is probably "A Viking Sage: Son Of Thor". 
 
Unfortunatley I couldn't find any clips that could do it justice, but it's a very lowbudget, basically a no budget, viking action/drama, produced by Danish Stuntman/actor Svend Ole Thorsen, a friend of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the best or worse thing about it is that they were completely sincere when they made it and it just turned out to be the worst piece of bullcrap.  
 
English with Danish accent doesn't mix well together and they decided to only use Danish actors for this film, who could barely speak prober English, which makes it difficult not to laugh at the absolutely awful Danglish which is what I would call the language they speak in that film. On top of that none of the actors are any good in this abomination, which doesn't exactly help and apparently they didn't think the whole thing was stupid enough to begin with, so they decided to put a stupid wig on the leading actor, which makes it downright impossible to take this production serious... it's just... URG!  
 
Seriously if you can find the movie on DVD then buy it, it's hilariously awful. I will actually go so far as to say that it easily can compete with the worst movies from TANG. Ryan Davis I dare you to see A VIKING SAGA: SON OF THOR
 
Oh and did I mention that the hero in the movie is addicted to mushrooms... no? Well he is and it's fuckin' wierd! 
 
IMDB link:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0834967/

#27 Posted by Quacktastic (1066 posts) -

Plan 9 from Outer Space.

#28 Posted by luce (4045 posts) -

Drag me to hell
 
It wasn't funny OR scary

#29 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -
@Quacktastic said:
" Plan 9 from Outer Space. "
It took this long to mention it?
#30 Edited by MysteriousBob (6272 posts) -
@luce said:

" Drag me to hell  It wasn't funny OR scary "

It took this long for someone to mention a decent film that they just personally didn't like? I hated Avatar but it doesn't make it one of the worst films ever made.
#31 Posted by Doctorchimp (4078 posts) -

The Room, so horrendous it's actually entertaining.

#32 Posted by Malakhii (1443 posts) -
@BeachThunder said:
" The worst I've seen is probably Battlefield Earth D: "
Agree 100% that film is absolutely horrid.  
#33 Posted by JeffGoldblum (3707 posts) -

I haven't seen all of the films ever made yet, so I think I'll reserve my judgement. 
Out of the small chunk I have seen, the Room is pretty damn unbearable, but that's mostly because of Mr. Wiseau and bad acting. The rest of the film seems to be at least semi competently made. Another contender for worst I've seen would be Space Mutiny. That movie is just so fucking bad in every single aspect.

#34 Edited by JacDG (2127 posts) -
@Dany said:

" The Happening was just atrocious. "

If you think of it as a dark comedy, then it's actually one of the best movies ever made. I had more laughs during The Happening than I've had during almost every single comedy I've ever watched.
#35 Edited by Zlimness (561 posts) -

This thread is dildos. Repo Man and Starship Troopers are NOT bad movies. wtf do you guys normally watch? Troll 2 and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter are a bit campy, but not bad.
 
Frozen Scream is a BAD movie. It's only 70 minutes, but it took me almost a week to finish.
 
 

#36 Posted by JeffGoldblum (3707 posts) -
@luce said:
" Drag me to hell  It wasn't funny OR scary "
Oh come on. Drag Me to Hell is by no means a quality film, but it is nowhere near worst ever made.
#37 Edited by luce (4045 posts) -
@MysteriousBob said:

" @luce said:

" Drag me to hell  It wasn't funny OR scary "

It took this long for someone to mention a decent film that they just personally didn't like? I hated Avatar but it doesn't make it one of the worst films ever made. "
Oh so I was supposed to name the one all time shittiest movie of the world and post it here? My mistake, I guess you'll just have to settle for my opinion 
 
I didn't think that movie was decent at all. Atleast some movies critics deem "crappy" gave me a chuckle
#38 Posted by BraveToaster (12589 posts) -

I'll let you know when I'm done watching every movie.

#39 Posted by Siphillis (1296 posts) -

I stand by Manos: The Hands of Fate, a film wholly unwatchable even with Mystery Science Theater conditioning. 
 
But don't take my word for it; watch it here, right now: 
 
  

#40 Posted by Linkin10362 (602 posts) -

I made it a bet with my friend to watch every single Uwe Boll movie (a bet I later regreted) and I have to say those. The only remotely good one was called Rampage. It was also not based on a game, so maybe that's why.

#41 Edited by ryanwho (12082 posts) -
@JacDG said:

" @Dany said:

" The Happening was just atrocious. "

If you think of it as a dark comedy, then it's actually one of the best movies ever made. I had more laughs during The Happening than I've had during almost every single comedy I've ever watched. "
Seriously, M Night and Richard Kelly are the only two bonafide B movie makers still get their shit put on the big screen. There is a ton of entertainment to be found in something like The Happening or The Box. 
 
 
And really people, you can't separate yourselves from gaming for a single thread. "Uwe Bol uguys he makes bad videogame movies people tell me". Gimme a break with that shit.
#42 Edited by Interfect (980 posts) -

Disaster Movie. I stopped watching all those different "movies" after Scary Movie 4. But found my self watching it not too long ago. But for a parody movie it doesn't even try. And when you don't try. You fail. Which is all that movie really does.

#43 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

The 5 minutes of Epic Movie I saw make me think it could be a contender.

#44 Posted by TethysOssian (31 posts) -
@Hailinel said:
" How does a thread like this go this long with no mention of Manos:  The Hands of Fate? "
Agreed.  This is only watchable in the MST3k version.
#45 Posted by bonbolapti (1617 posts) -
#46 Posted by Zlimness (561 posts) -
@Linkin10362 said:
" I made it a bet with my friend to watch every single Uwe Boll movie (a bet I later regreted) and I have to say those. The only remotely good one was called Rampage. It was also not based on a game, so maybe that's why. "
Uwe Boll is overrated. I haven't watched Rampage, but the only movie I didn't fall asleep during was House of the Dead. He'll be forgotten in a few years, unlike Ed Wood and Godfrey Ho.
#47 Posted by Interfect (980 posts) -
@ryanwho said:
" The 5 minutes of Epic Movie I saw make me think it could be a contender. "
I think I might of saw that by accident as well as Disaster Movie. What films does it make fun of?
#48 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

The part I saw was a Pirates of the Caribbean rap.

#49 Posted by JJWeatherman (14560 posts) -

Why does this topic exist? It's obviously The Room.  :P

#50 Posted by Hailinel (25179 posts) -
@ryanwho said:
" @JacDG said:

" @Dany said:

" The Happening was just atrocious. "

If you think of it as a dark comedy, then it's actually one of the best movies ever made. I had more laughs during The Happening than I've had during almost every single comedy I've ever watched. "
Seriously, M Night and Richard Kelly are the only two bonafide B movie makers still get their shit put on the big screen. There is a ton of entertainment to be found in something like The Happening or The Box.   And really people, you can't separate yourselves from gaming for a single thread. "Uwe Bol uguys he makes bad videogame movies people tell me". Gimme a break with that shit. "
I love how The Box was essentially a high-budget, extended-length Twilight Zone episode as conceived by some overly pretentious goofball.  That's the only thing I love about it, though.