What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

I have seen a lot of bad Sy Fy movies, but I don't think they count as they're made to be bad. Some of them are even enjoyable for what they are. I'm not 100% sure what I think the worst movie I have ever seen is though. Some films I have had pretty negative reactions to are Batman & Robin, Tomb Raider Cradle of trash, Tron Legacy, Jennifers Body and any of those parody films ending in the word movie.

@Hemmelight said:

That live-action Dragonball Z movie.

With the whitest guy ever as Goku.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo4t8PeqJ6E

Ancient Evil: Scream of the Mummy

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0231138/

Mom got it for me in my horror movie phase from a local Tesco equivalent. It... was not a good movie.

@LarryDavis said:

@kmdrkul said:

The worst movie is probably "Ernest Scared Stupid."

That's not even close to the worst Ernest movie, let alone all movies. (worst is Ernest Goes to Africa or maybe Goes To School or In The Army, best is Goes To Jail)

Good God, I had no idea. That's the only one I have seen from beginning to end (I vaguely remember watching parts of other ones when I was really young, but eh...)

@Hailinel said:

Worst low-budget movie? Manos: The Hands of Fate. It also happens to be one of the best episodes of MST3K ever made.

Thank you for the recommendation. That was a great way to spend a lazy afternoon.

The Happening. I actually like Shyamalan, but that movie is garbage.

Human Centipede 2

Insert any and all comedic satirical movies like Scary movie and the like

I felt asleep with The Expendables 2, not sure if the worst ever.. but sure it was boring.

I think I found Transformers 2 the most offensively bad.

I remember Slithis being absolutely awful.

It's a tie between:

Lady in the Water

Dreamcatcher

Epic Movie. :(

@jakob187 said:

@wewantsthering: As someone who has seen Plan 9 From Outer Space over 40 times and has also seen Flesh-Eating Mothers over 40 times, I can easily tell you that you should watch Flesh-Eating Mothers before making that decision.

Seriously, the acting in Plan 9 is Oscar-worthy by comparison.

Man...I don't know if I could even watch that movie with RiffTracks then. Haha.

@ZeForgotten said:

Gamer

That was pretty fucking terrible & I actually enjoyed Crank ;(

One that stands out to me is Hotel

For such a weird movie with so many somewhat famous actors it's so boring and pretentious I almost feel asleep watching it as a kid. But I guess it left enough of an impression that I still remember it.

I might be in the minority here but I also hated Funny People. When you're in a comedy and getting shown up by Jonah Hill maby it's time to re-evaluate your career. (Seth Rogan's alright...) I've seen a lot worse movies but few have aggravated me as much as that film. Fuck you Adam Sandler.

EDIT: Wait Hotel's a comedy?! WTF?

I walked out of the theatre halfway through Juno even though I was on a date. A year later I watched it again to see if I overreacted. Nope that movie is a piece of shit.

@BoOzak: Not alone dude, Funny People is up there for worst movies I've ever seen.

Denizen is pretty bad and yes I have actually seen the entire thing. :(

This one is also terrible:

You haven't seen a truly awful movie until you have seen those two.

Going with Ticks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSbk9Vn5eCU

Destruction Kings. Holy shit. I can't help but chuckle when *bland Hollywood cash-in* gets called the worst movie ever, because Chris Seaver exists, and as long as we live in a reality where he is making movies, he shall remain the reigning champion of unwatchable garbage. And I enjoy Troma films, if that tells you anything. At least they're sometimes strangely clever in their filth. All Seaver provides is "haaaaw, it's funny because boobs and blood and racism". No subtext, not offensive enough to shock, just... there. For fuck's sake, he's got two movies with "Bloodfart Lake" in the title. THIS IS A GROWN-ASS MAN.

As a final bit of context to add weight to my words, I have also seen a film where the main setpiece was an elderly man fucking a severed pig's head in a motel room. And it's STILL better than Destruction Kings.

Blood Rayne 2.

Every Sci Fi Channel "original movie."

I'm probably going to get some flak for this, but I simply could NOT sit through Sweeney Todd or Corpse Bride.

Identity. The only movie that has actually pissed me off.

theres so many bad movies lol but the ones ive seen lately that have left thinking what the fuck did i just watch would be Drive and SuckPunch.

@PSNgamesun said:

theres so many bad movies lol but the ones ive seen lately that have left thinking what the fuck did i just watch would be Drive and SuckPunch.

Drive lol, never saw it, but heard it is literally the worst movie ever. I feel sorry for anyone who had to watch that. From what I heard, they actually removed like 45 minutes of the movie when they released it on DVD.

mike judge is a hero! you shut your stupid facehole!

just kidding but not really

Maximum Overdrive is pretty bad. The only good thing about it was the soundtrack.

I feel really bad for saying it but The Room is the worst movie I've ever seen even though I will watch it in a heartbeat. Sure it's godawful, but it's so uniquely bad that I can't help but love it. I mean Tommy Wiseau's awful acting is the stuff of legend. Also Rifftrax makes the movie much easier to watch.

@PSNgamesun said:

theres so many bad movies lol but the ones ive seen lately that have left thinking what the fuck did i just watch would be Drive and SuckPunch.

Drive lol, never saw it, but heard it is literally the worst movie ever. I feel sorry for anyone who had to watch that. From what I heard, they actually removed like 45 minutes of the movie when they released it on DVD.

Meet the Spartans

@mbdoeden said:

@SwaziSpring

@PSNgamesun said:

theres so many bad movies lol but the ones ive seen lately that have left thinking what the fuck did i just watch would be Drive and SuckPunch.

Drive lol, never saw it, but heard it is literally the worst movie ever. I feel sorry for anyone who had to watch that. From what I heard, they actually removed like 45 minutes of the movie when they released it on DVD.

Drive stands with the all the great crime dramas in the sixties and seventies. It's not out of place in conversation about The French Connection or Bullitt.

I guess your right but thats exactly why it feels very out of date and plus I just got bored to tears with it. I also felt most of the plot was forced and only one chase scene in a move named Drive lol. @SwaziSpring dont watch that garbage seriously.

@PSNgamesun said:

@mbdoeden said:

@SwaziSpring

@PSNgamesun said:

theres so many bad movies lol but the ones ive seen lately that have left thinking what the fuck did i just watch would be Drive and SuckPunch.

Drive lol, never saw it, but heard it is literally the worst movie ever. I feel sorry for anyone who had to watch that. From what I heard, they actually removed like 45 minutes of the movie when they released it on DVD.

Drive stands with the all the great crime dramas in the sixties and seventies. It's not out of place in conversation about The French Connection or Bullitt.

I guess your right but thats exactly why it feels very out of date and plus I just got bored to tears with it. I also felt most of the plot was forced and only one chase scene in a move named Drive lol. @SwaziSpring dont watch that garbage seriously.

This is probably a troll post, people can have their opinions, but saying there is only one chase scene in Drive is downright wrong. And out of date? It's a modern movie through and through, with inspirations of 80's crime movies and 80's inspired songs. Honestly, it's less 80s than it is modern, go to the top listened songs on youtube and you will find a lot of music sounding like the Drive soundtrack. It's what is popular right now.

Drive is fantastic, you all are innnsane. Hell the soundtrack alone makes it an enjoyable movie. But people have opinions I just think they are wrong!

Anyway I've seen a few terrible movies. Titanic 2, battlefield earth, starship troopers 2. Batman and robin. What the hell is wrong with me?

I thought Phone Booth was ass fudge.

To Rome With Love was despicably bad. As a Woody Allen fan, it felt like he was trying to actively insult me for being so by giving me half baked, incredibly lazy versions of the same jokes he's told for years, assembling a great cast and then giving them the dregs of a Woody Allen script to read from. I'll never forgive him.

All the Resident Evil movies make me want to punch a kitten in the face.

Thankskilling.... Just.... wow.

Any Michael Bay film. Ever.

@IBurningStar said:

There are so many to chose from. Pulse, Ultraviolet, Ecks vs Sever, the Transformers movies, Quarentine, and so many others I could possibly name. The list really goes on and on. I am only going to share one of them with you, though.

Titanic: The Animated Movie. Behold.

BEHOLD, SCHIZOPHRENIA.

@BestUsernameEver said:

@PSNgamesun said:

@mbdoeden said:

@SwaziSpring

@PSNgamesun said:

theres so many bad movies lol but the ones ive seen lately that have left thinking what the fuck did i just watch would be Drive and SuckPunch.

Drive lol, never saw it, but heard it is literally the worst movie ever. I feel sorry for anyone who had to watch that. From what I heard, they actually removed like 45 minutes of the movie when they released it on DVD.

Drive stands with the all the great crime dramas in the sixties and seventies. It's not out of place in conversation about The French Connection or Bullitt.

I guess your right but thats exactly why it feels very out of date and plus I just got bored to tears with it. I also felt most of the plot was forced and only one chase scene in a move named Drive lol. @SwaziSpring dont watch that garbage seriously.

This is probably a troll post, people can have their opinions, but saying there is only one chase scene in Drive is downright wrong. And out of date? It's a modern movie through and through, with inspirations of 80's crime movies and 80's inspired songs. Honestly, it's less 80s than it is modern, go to the top listened songs on youtube and you will find a lot of music sounding like the Drive soundtrack. It's what is popular right now.

No I'm not trolling dude; I just didn't like the movie. Its not a masterpiece or anything like that where its obvious that people hating on it are trolling. Its no Godfather dude, this movie is garbage and when I can agree that the music is the only thing good out of this movie thats saying something.

I think it's probably Far Cry. I know I saw that movie, but I seem to have blocked out all memory of it.

Jack and Jill was probably the biggest steaming pile of cinematic shit I've ever laid eyes on. I feel like Adam Sandler stole 75 minutes of my life away from me.

@Butano said:

Southland Tales. I mean, you have a movie that stars between 5-10 well known actors, and there's absolutely no story or progression whatsoever. I mean, when a movie has a scene where there are two cars doing the dirty deed, you know you've lost all hope for the movie to get better.

EDIT: Thankskilling takes 2nd place. Only watched it cause the artist that draws Amazing Super Powers webcomic said he helped work on it, and there was like, 5 seconds of his art.

Oh barf, thanks for reminding me about those. Ugh. Those are pretty awful.

@PSNgamesun said:

@BestUsernameEver said:

@PSNgamesun said:

@mbdoeden said:

@SwaziSpring

@PSNgamesun said:

theres so many bad movies lol but the ones ive seen lately that have left thinking what the fuck did i just watch would be Drive and SuckPunch.

Drive lol, never saw it, but heard it is literally the worst movie ever. I feel sorry for anyone who had to watch that. From what I heard, they actually removed like 45 minutes of the movie when they released it on DVD.

Drive stands with the all the great crime dramas in the sixties and seventies. It's not out of place in conversation about The French Connection or Bullitt.

I guess your right but thats exactly why it feels very out of date and plus I just got bored to tears with it. I also felt most of the plot was forced and only one chase scene in a move named Drive lol. @SwaziSpring dont watch that garbage seriously.

This is probably a troll post, people can have their opinions, but saying there is only one chase scene in Drive is downright wrong. And out of date? It's a modern movie through and through, with inspirations of 80's crime movies and 80's inspired songs. Honestly, it's less 80s than it is modern, go to the top listened songs on youtube and you will find a lot of music sounding like the Drive soundtrack. It's what is popular right now.

No I'm not trolling dude; I just didn't like the movie. Its not a masterpiece or anything like that where its obvious that people hating on it are trolling. Its no Godfather dude, this movie is garbage and when I can agree that the music is the only thing good out of this movie thats saying something.

Look, guys. Drive is just one of those movies. If you like it, then you really like it. If you hate it, then you really hated it. It's just that thing that happens with slow paced movies.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation; actually that movie has some redeeming campy qualities.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, so terrible it somehow managed to spawn yet another successful sequel, watching the worst movie ever made just made dumbasses want to go see the next one so badly.

@KontX: Its the story behind Idiocracy that i liked. The movie was trash, but the message behind it is SO TRUE

Birdemic.

@KontX said:

At the suggestion of a co-worker, I went out and rented Idiocracy. They raved about it. That's 87 min of my life that I'll never get back. Can't believe I actually finished that shit. The Spirit, Erik the Viking, and Super Mario Bros (lol) also come to mind.

ya, i just watched that movie because of this thread and i dont find it particularly offensive. you are over reacting but then again it is a matter of opinion

Billy Madison.

@mowcrosoft said:

@Roger778: @Roger778: Ah, so we have one of these easily humored buffoons in the flesh, or cyber flesh I suppose. Please explain how this movie was funny? I guess the first time you hear "getting high with my teddy bear" it may evoke a small chuckle, but these lazy attempts at humor got old rather fast. What a pitiful movie.

Oh jeez dude get the fuck over yourself.

For Christmas last year, my sister, her friends, and me all watched this hilariously bad movie called Ice Spiders. We made hot chocolate with marshmallows, popped it in, and lampooned it from beginning to end. Had a great time actually, so while it was easily the worst movie I've ever seen, it still brought me genuine joy.