Nothing special. Just the usual arguments where we curse each other out. The thing is we're the type of family that wears our emotions on our sleeves, so everyone arguing at each other is actually a way for us to blow off some steam. Has it ever gotten really serious? A few times, but somehow we still love each other. Yes, I have an odd family.
There was this one time when my parent brought home this rabbit and gave it to me as a pet. When I asked where it came from, they said it was supposed to be a lab rabbit, but they had liberated it. So one week later, I thought I should take it one step further and decided to kill it so it can go straight to god. When my sister found out, she freaked, so I had to stab her a bunch using the same knife as i did on the rabbit. It was a nice thing I did, I sent the rabbit to god and gave him a virgin sacrifice in the same day. Naturally, i thought grown ups wouldn't allow to me talk much if they found out how much i am devoted to god, so I used the blood to write i luv you god all over the walls, made myself a snack and took a nap.
When I woke up my mom was soooooo, pissed..............
" I told my mom "don't talk crap" 6-7 yrs ago :D "
Damn dude...do you two even talk to each other anymore? "
what? lol, it wasn't a serious thing. Actually it wasn't even in english, so the translation might have made it sound worse? I dunno. Anyways she told me not to repeat it and i didn't! "
Well it's just good to hear that you two patched it up. It'd be terrible if that heated argument broke up the relationship between a mother and her son. I'm happy to hear that things have worked out. There aren't many bonds strong enough to withstand an argument such as that. "
What? What are you talking about? Are you being sarcastic? It was a really small thing, she probably doesn't even remember it. and remember the translation thing. "
You know, it's probably a good thing that she doesn't remember. That way the painful memories won't eat away at her thus making it harder to love you. Really her forgetfulness is a blessing in disguise. Now don't mess up your second chance, don't ever say such a horrible thing to your mother again! I hope you two continue being partners in life. Best regards, Scrotum Phillips. "
I was playing a game late at night and got really frustrated. I proceeded to yell "cock sucking fuck bag" at the screen and my mom had just come downstairs to get a soda. Awkward.
" I was playing a game late at night and got really frustrated. I proceeded to yell "cock sucking fuck bag" at the screen and my mom had just come downstairs to get a soda. Awkward. "
and that is why i lay off the mic or watch my mouth when I play online
I said straight up to my mom that she is manipulative and has trouble letting go. So, I told her she needs to stay outta my life... I felt awful the next day.
@Bellum: Well he kept doing it so I thought he was serious. So I just ran out of this thread :D
@TheMustacheHero said:
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" I told my mom "don't talk crap" 6-7 yrs ago :D "
Damn dude...do you two even talk to each other anymore? "
what? lol, it wasn't a serious thing. Actually it wasn't even in english, so the translation might have made it sound worse? I dunno. Anyways she told me not to repeat it and i didn't! "
Well it's just good to hear that you two patched it up. It'd be terrible if that heated argument broke up the relationship between a mother and her son. I'm happy to hear that things have worked out. There aren't many bonds strong enough to withstand an argument such as that. "
What? What are you talking about? Are you being sarcastic? It was a really small thing, she probably doesn't even remember it. and remember the translation thing. "
You know, it's probably a good thing that she doesn't remember. That way the painful memories won't eat away at her thus making it harder to love you. Really her forgetfulness is a blessing in disguise. Now don't mess up your second chance, don't ever say such a horrible thing to your mother again! I hope you two continue being partners in life. Best regards, Scrotum Phillips. "
i usually try not to curse or raise my voice at my parents. But, i will weave a tail for you all.
This summer i planned on attending a few phish shows on a road trip with a few friends. I asked my parents if i could use the credit card to pay for our tickets, and we would all pay them back once our next paychecks came in(tickets would be sold out by the time the checks came). Now the day the shows go on sale, i goto charge the card and its overdrawn. My brother had charged some 400 dollars on the card(without permission). I proceeded to flip out on my parents for about 10 minutes about how they shouldnt trust my brother, etc,etc. I apologized a few minutes later because i felt horrible, its not their fault my brother lied to them. But in short, the worst thing i have ever told my parents was that i would "never trust my fuckwit of a brother again and that as far as i am concerned he isnt part of our family any more", they took it better than i thought.
The moral of the story is, never get between a hippy and his favorite band.
Well, I told my dad to fuck off once during an argument over how worthless I was for deciding to not go into grad school right after graduating college. I don't feel too bad about that.
one time my mom kept bugging me about a physics test like nonstop and so i just went to bed all pissed off and the next morning as i got out of the shower my mom was like "have a nice day" so i said ".... you too" then she was like "good luck on your test" so i was like "....thanks" then finally she was just like "dont forget your free body diagrams" and at that point i had had enough and just said "fuck off"
" @Bellum: Well he kept doing it so I thought he was serious. So I just ran out of this thread :D
@TheMustacheHero said:
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" I told my mom "don't talk crap" 6-7 yrs ago :D "
Damn dude...do you two even talk to each other anymore? "
what? lol, it wasn't a serious thing. Actually it wasn't even in english, so the translation might have made it sound worse? I dunno. Anyways she told me not to repeat it and i didn't! "
Well it's just good to hear that you two patched it up. It'd be terrible if that heated argument broke up the relationship between a mother and her son. I'm happy to hear that things have worked out. There aren't many bonds strong enough to withstand an argument such as that. "
What? What are you talking about? Are you being sarcastic? It was a really small thing, she probably doesn't even remember it. and remember the translation thing. "
You know, it's probably a good thing that she doesn't remember. That way the painful memories won't eat away at her thus making it harder to love you. Really her forgetfulness is a blessing in disguise. Now don't mess up your second chance, don't ever say such a horrible thing to your mother again! I hope you two continue being partners in life. Best regards, Scrotum Phillips. "
Never fought that much with my mom. My dad, however, I've had a shit-ton of fights with. Can't remember the worst it got to, but one of them was probably "I'm not like you, and I hope I never will be"
" I told my dad to fuck off, he did for two minutes and came back with a whip. No matter who the person is, no one lays their hands in me, so we fought long and hard and I broke his nose. Probably the most satisfying fight I've ever had. We never apologized and it seems like we're keeping it that way. "
" I told my mom "don't talk crap" 6-7 yrs ago :D "
Damn dude...do you two even talk to each other anymore? "
what? lol, it wasn't a serious thing. Actually it wasn't even in english, so the translation might have made it sound worse? I dunno. Anyways she told me not to repeat it and i didn't! "
Well it's just good to hear that you two patched it up. It'd be terrible if that heated argument broke up the relationship between a mother and her son. I'm happy to hear that things have worked out. There aren't many bonds strong enough to withstand an argument such as that. "
What? What are you talking about? Are you being sarcastic? It was a really small thing, she probably doesn't even remember it. and remember the translation thing. "
You know, it's probably a good thing that she doesn't remember. That way the painful memories won't eat away at her thus making it harder to love you. Really her forgetfulness is a blessing in disguise. Now don't mess up your second chance, don't ever say such a horrible thing to your mother again! I hope you two continue being partners in life. Best regards, Scrotum Phillips. "
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