What's Worse?

Ooohh. I get where you're going with that teeth on paper thing.

Teeth on a real fuzzy blanket would be a million times worse, though. The thought makes me shiver.

Fuck teeth on paper, dude. Fuuuuckk that.

None of those.

Tin foil on fillings, this is the worst thing able to happen to any human.

But since that isn't there, Teeth on paper sucks.

Nails on a chalkboard. Forever the worst shit ever. I still get shivers down my spine thinking about it and I haven't been near a chalkboard in like 6 years.

Teeth of Paper? Dry hands on stuff?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Anyways, fork on a plate is the worst thing.

Sucking off a giraffe.

I cannot touch anything with dry hands.

The fuck

Teeth on paper? I have no idea what that's about but nails on chalkboard is pretty bad.

@ShadowConqueror said:

The fuck

@Scooper said:

Teeth of Paper? Dry hands on stuff?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Anyways, fork on a plate is the worst thing.

Here

@Ketchupp said:

I cannot touch anything with dry hands.

@McGhee said:

Ooohh. I get where you're going with that teeth on paper thing.

Teeth on a real fuzzy blanket would be a million times worse, though. The thought makes me shiver.

People are different. Hence the poll.

Putting a gun next to your ear and pulling the trigger.

Teeth on chalkboard.

Teeth of Paper? Dry hands on stuff?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Anyways, fork on a plate is the worst thing.

Curbstomp on chalkboard.

Nails on ANYTHING, I hate the sound, the feel and the look of nails.

I hate nails.

A fork scraping a plate or a spoon scraping a bowl are pretty annoying noises.

@Canteu said:

Tin foil on fillings, this is the worst thing able to happen to any human.

This by far. Ever try and chew a strip of aluminum foil, the type a cupcake might be wrapped in? It makes nails on the chalkboard seem like a symphony.

I have tinnitus. It's worse than all of those things combined, and I will live with it until I die. I win?

@CaLe said:

I have tinnitus. It's worse than all of those things combined, and I will live with it until I die. I win?

No, you lose, sorry.

I still start shaking uncomfortably when thinking about nails scraping down a chalkboard. Dear god, I'm not coming back to this thread.

This thread is making me shiver. A lot.

So I'm going to say this thread.

Want to know what's worse than all of those combined? Asking a generic question in a thread title.

Bone weasels and knob spider are worse.

Sounds aren't necessarily as bad for me. What I feel is worse is the thought of paper-cutting the webbing between your fingers.

Teeth on metal

I don't know if I did it wrong, but teeth on paper isn't much of a big deal to me. Unless it's my nails on the chalkboard I can handle it, but FUCK TOUCHING SHIT WITH DRY, CRACKED-ASS HANDS. FUCK THAT.

Finger moving eyeball. So it's dry hands on anything for me!

D. rubbing styrofoam against styrofoam

I didn't even know that dry hands on anything was a big problem. I get dry hands easily in the winter and it has never bothered me. I try to keep them moist, but sometimes I just forget until the dryness starts actually burning.

So that's out for me.

I've never thought of teeth on paper. I don't remember when, but I'm pretty sure that at some point in the past I put a piece of paper in my mouth so I could free my hands. Again, this one doesn't bother me.

Nails on a chalkboard are pretty bad. Forks on plates are worse. Aluminum on fillings is even worse. But none of those are the worst. Wanna know what the worst is?

That goddamn drill the dentist uses, or the scraper, or anything else that the dentist touches your teeth with. AH! FUCKIN' A! I'm shivering and gritting my teeth just at the thought of it!

Needless to say, I hate the dentist.

Whats with the teeth on paper thing? I don't get that one... I vote dry hands. I HATE HATE HATE having dry skin. Loud shrill noises I can tune out mostly due to the fact that I have tinnitus so I've learned to tune noises out by focusing my mind. Aint no amount of mind over matter going to fix dry skin. And dry skin is just one more reason i despise winter.

This is a little weird (I think?), but sniffling. FUCK. What an awful, awful noise. A dry sniff isn't bad, but wet sniffling is the worst. The WORST. You're drinking down your own snot, people! Blow that shit!

It's especially bad when I'm listening to a podcast and one of the hosts sniffles right in my headphones. MBMBaM is terrible about this, but I love the show, so I have to suffer through it almost every week.

EDIT: One more thing. You know those metal bottles that some energy drinks come in? The ones with the lids that make that horrific noise when they touch the bottle? Aggggghhhhhhhhhhh.

Can someone explain teeth on paper? In lieu of that, I have to go with nails on a chalkboard. I have goosebumps just thinking about it. The dentist drill is awful too, but that wasn't a choice.

Styrofoam in general. Gah it's such a terrible noise

@Rattle618 said:

Sucking off a giraffe.

You win.

Dick in a blender.

@Scooper said:

Anyways, fork on a plate is the worst thing.

This shit is probably the worst thing in the world.

@No0b0rAmA said:

@Scooper said:

Anyways, fork on a plate is the worst thing.

This shit is probably the worst thing in the world.

That's bad but whenever someone scrapes their fork on their teeth is worse in my opinion.

Cotton. I can't touch the stuff. I don't know if they still put cotton balls in pill containers, but I used to have someone else get it out for me.