Ahem, let me give his a try...
OK, so I have this friend and he works at a talent agency. Now, this is a great perk for me because he sees all these different people come in with all these different talents and acts, and some of them are good, some of them are not. But every once in a while he gets a real odd ball. Just something outlandish and insane. One event in particular was truly stunning and unforgettable, to say the least. This guy walks in, sits down in the chair located at the front of my friend's desk, looks him dead in the eye and says, "Son, do I have THE act for you. This will blow your mind. I know that you think you have seen everything, but not this. This is something new and different, and I guarantee that you will be impressed." My friend was intrigued and sort of charmed by the man's sense of over confidence. He then told the man to tell him what this amazing act is.
But the man said he could do more than that. He could show him. He had a video of it. He then reached into a backpack that he had carried in along beside him and produced a VHS tape. "I know that this is a bit outdated, but you gotta' have something around here to watch it on." Luckily, the agency had an old VCR in one of the back store rooms, so they were able to watch the tape. I will do my best to paraphrase what it is my friend told me he saw.
"I could tell that the camera was set at the foot of the bed. Sitting on the bed was a nude woman who appeared to be in here early 40s or so. Sitting beside her was a younger girl, also nude. There was a strong enough resemblance between the two of them that I could tell it was her daughter. I should probably also note that the girl had a bit of a glazed over look in her eye. I suspect that she might be slightly retarded. After a moment a man stepped into view of the camera. Not just any man, though. It was the man that had brought the tape into my office. It was him standing there naked in all his beer belly, hairy from head to toe, greasy glory. The man started to masturbate himself while the mother and daughter proceeded to make out.
I was watching incest. That is what the man had brought me a tape of. I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, though, and continued to watch. After five or ten minutes things started to change and eventually the wife picked up the camera and used it to get a close up shot of the man taking advantage of his mentally impaired daughter. He was fucking her from behind. The wife set the camera on the bed and made her way over to the man's ass. She then spread his checks nice and wide and gave you a clear view of his uncleaned asshole. It was a deep, dark brown that looked like it was coated in layers of fresh shit. Little balls of crap clung on to the hairs that lined his ass crack. She then took her tongue and buried it deep into his asshole. Licking shit like a lollipop. You could see it getting visibly cleaner as she licked and pulled scraps of shit into her drooling mouth. Then she turned to the hairs. She would clinch them between her teeth and then move her head back ever so slightly, so as to essentially be flossing with them. After a couple minutes she turned to the camera and gave a toothy grin. A hair or two was still caught between her teeth, and some of the crap was still clinging on to them. What wasn't on the hair was on her teeth. And all this was going on while a man was fucking his daughter and her pussy juice was splashing on to her mother's chin.
Then the man reached into the bedside table drawer. Of all the things he could of pulled out, I was not expecting this. A spoon. Why a spoon? What would he do? I had to know. He pulled his cock out of his daughter so that she could sit up on her knees. She smiled at him. He then plunged the spoon in to her orbital cavity and pried her eye out. It just hung there, dangling on the side of her face. After making a remark about daddy being read to cum he shoved his cock inside her skull. Only the first inch or so. But was thrusting faster than ever. The mother fingered herself and cheered him on. Then, in a massive explosion, the guy cums right on the rim of the eye socket. Blood and semen was running down the girls face, which mixed together to form a disturbing pink sort of shade."
The tape ends and all that follows is silence. Finally, my friend says something. "Umm, well...What do you call it?" The man then rocketed up after of his chair, smiled, clapped his hands together and exclaimed, "The Aristocrats!"
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