#1 Posted by dr_nefarious (1613 posts) -

I want to grow my own mustache.

#2 Posted by MentalDisruption (1618 posts) -

Tough choice. I guess a well groomed goatee would be my favorite. Muttonchops are a close second.

#3 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -
#4 Posted by Soapy86 (2619 posts) -
#5 Posted by dr_nefarious (1613 posts) -

@SexyToad said:

King Bob-Omb is that you?

#6 Posted by VierasTalo (649 posts) -

The hairy one.

#7 Posted by HatKing (5787 posts) -


#8 Posted by TheFreeMan (2712 posts) -

Gotta love the good old stubble.

#9 Posted by Thrillhouse87 (228 posts) -

I like to keep it simple

#10 Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw (6041 posts) -

Friendly mutton chops.

#11 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4307 posts) -

A beard

#12 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -

I like the goatee/pencil-beard combo

#13 Posted by Ninja_Welshman (476 posts) -

I'm a stubble man myself but would love to sport a V for Vendetta Fawkesian style. Some day I tell you, some day....

#14 Posted by TehFlan (1944 posts) -

I like a full beard.

#15 Posted by Hizang (8534 posts) -

I always like myself clean shaven, I would also like my future boyfriend to be clean shaven. But I think I would die if Ryan or Will shaved, I wouldn't know whats happening.

#16 Posted by NTM (7235 posts) -


#17 Posted by skittles (156 posts) -

For myself, it's always stubble. The last time I was clean shaven was 1st November 2011, for Movember. I also have sideburns if that counts. They're not huge though, they come up to just above my earlobe and I get those suckas trimmed back whenever I have my hair cut.

#18 Posted by wemibelec90 (1497 posts) -

On who? On me or on others? I hate having any facial hair and my body supports this decision. I grow facial hair EXTREMELY slowly and it never fills out slowly. On other, it's a case-by-case basis. Some people are able to rock some looks really well and others look awful with it.

#19 Posted by Bogitt (201 posts) -

Eyebrows, people look really weird without them.

#20 Posted by Xtrememuffinman (958 posts) -

Because I can't do it, my dream is to one day have 5 o'clock shadow.

#21 Posted by lKennedyl (46 posts) -
#22 Posted by MrKlorox (11198 posts) -

Big full beards, with or without mustaches. I'm talking about majestic things dwarves would rather die for than lose.

#23 Posted by Redbullet685 (6021 posts) -

A full beard.

#24 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -

Go full beard or go home.

#25 Posted by EVO (3850 posts) -

@McGhee said:

Go full beard or go home.

Well, it's a good thing I'm at home already with my pathetic stubble.

#26 Edited by Smashlampjaw (220 posts) -

Actual facial hair, I cant grow any really, cept for a light goatee but meh :(

edit: if I could grow one this dudes

#27 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

a full beard.

if i could, i would grow one. i don't really get a thick, full beard. i have spots here and there.

#28 Posted by moffattron9000 (351 posts) -

@NTM said:



#29 Posted by joshthebear (2700 posts) -

Big full grown beards. There is no other choice.

#30 Posted by SomeJerk (3130 posts) -

The "You're into prog rock, aren't you" goatee.

#31 Posted by WilltheMagicAsian (1544 posts) -

Hobo beard.

#32 Posted by GunnBjorn (2911 posts) -

The Henri Quatre/Ringbeard. Aka as de 'Pratende Kut' (Talking Cunt) in Dutch.

#33 Posted by PenguinDust (12442 posts) -

Mutton chops! 19th Century facial hair is the best type of facial hair.

#34 Posted by RedCricketChase (443 posts) -

Stubble, on a guy who can pull off stubble.

#35 Posted by Hyperglide (149 posts) -

I had a chinstrap for the longest time and it was my fave. Gives you good jaw definition without the scruffiness of a full beard. Goatees are pretty great too.

Wish I could grow some epic mutton chops though.

#36 Posted by ExplodeMode (852 posts) -

The non-ironic stache. If you have a mustache everyone things you're a cop, a molester or a gay porn star. But they are just jealous because only the most strong jawed and handsome can pull it off.

It's a conspiracy of epic proportion.

#37 Posted by Still_I_Cry (2494 posts) -


#38 Posted by Twiggy199 (495 posts) -
#39 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

On women? I like my woman to have a thick beard.

#40 Posted by Icemo (640 posts) -
Did someone mention facial hair?
#41 Posted by dudeglove (7684 posts) -

tier one beard

#42 Posted by Yummylee (21208 posts) -

Viggo Mortensen's beard from The Road is my kinda beard. Post-apocalyptic grief-beard, oh baby yes.

#43 Posted by wjb (1626 posts) -

Since it's 2012, either clean shaven or a full beard -- stubble on off-days because we're only human.

Assholes, douchebags and date-rapists have ruined everything else -- goatees, chin-strap, soul-patch, etc. This isn't the 90's. Sideburns down to the earlobe or mutton chops are unattractive too, and kind of make you look like a creep, but I admire guys like Brad or Pope for their commitment to the burn. Nerds have this weird fascination with long sideburns, it's weird.

#44 Posted by Philantrophy (354 posts) -

Everybody should have a full beard, I mean absolutely everyone.

#45 Posted by Intro (1205 posts) -


#46 Posted by AlexW00d (6168 posts) -

Horseshoe moustache.

#47 Posted by Scrawnto (2433 posts) -

A lot of people here in the Midwest have incredible beards that make me sad to be so patchy faced. I'm still slowly getting more facial hair at 23, but I doubt I'll ever have a good enough mustache to make any kind of facial hair worthwhile.