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#1 Posted by TheKramer89 (443 posts) -


#2 Posted by TheKramer89 (443 posts) -

I've been asking my friends this question recently and it seems to be about 50/50. I'm a sitter (i can't even imagine how you could do it otherwise) but i know my girlfriend is a stander. Very odd. I've converted a few people to sitters as well. I'll never ever stand.

#3 Posted by kmdrkul (3499 posts) -

I stand - don't want to risk dipping my hand into a toilet full of my own shit.

#4 Posted by MatPaget (1283 posts) -

@TheKramer89: It troubles me that you try and convert people to conform to your ass wiping ways.

I usually stand up when I'm wiping someone's ass. If they asked me to sit down, I would because that's what I'm paid to do.

#5 Posted by DrPockets000 (2875 posts) -

And, uh....

Why are you asking people this? What you and your girlfriend do in you spare time is your business, but come on.

#6 Edited by Adamsons (877 posts) -

This question always divides a community and both sides just look at each other with complete amazement.

In fact I'm willing to bet someone will say that they don't sit "so that they don't wipe crap onto their balls."

#7 Posted by TheKramer89 (443 posts) -

@kmdrkul said:

I stand - don't want to risk dipping my hand into a toilet full of my own shit.

that never happens.

@MatPaget said:

@TheKramer89: It troubles me that you try and convert people to conform to your ass wiping ways.

I usually stand up when I'm wiping someone's ass. If they asked me to sit down, I would because that's what I'm paid to do.

they are much happier people when they become sitters.

@DrPockets000 said:

And, uh....

Why are you asking people this? What you and your girlfriend do in you spare time is your business, but come on.

curiosity. perhaps one day it will kill me, but for now, i give in to it.

#8 Posted by GetEveryone (4531 posts) -

@kmdrkul said:

I stand - don't want to risk dipping my hand into a toilet full of my own shit.

Why would your ass be dipping down that far into the toilet bowl?

Standing... and wiping.

What the fuck?

#9 Posted by OllyOxenFree (5006 posts) -

I uh...

Fuck you guys. I'm out.

#10 Posted by laserbolts (5444 posts) -

I didn't even know that standing while wiping existed until this thread. Thanks I guess.

#11 Posted by whatwait (15 posts) -

oddly enough, i remember this thread being done before, and because of it i'm a convert to the sitting scene.

#12 Posted by Rhaknar (6299 posts) -

i really really wish the fucking off topic topics were hidden away from the main page, this shit is turning into 4chan levels of badness

#13 Posted by Kucheeky (272 posts) -

There are people who sit whilst wiping? o_O

I've learnt something new today!

#14 Posted by Metal_Mills (3390 posts) -
@kmdrkul said:

I stand - don't want to risk dipping my hand into a toilet full of my own shit.

How bloody high is the water in your toilet? I think it needs the pipes cleaned.
#15 Posted by FritzDude (2316 posts) -

I get someone else to wipe me...

No seriously, what kind of a question is this?

#16 Posted by TheKramer89 (443 posts) -

@whatwait said:

oddly enough, i remember this thread being done before, and because of it i'm a convert to the sitting scene.

that makes me very happy.

#17 Posted by Bucketdeth (8234 posts) -

When I'm done, I lie on the floor and flop like a fish.

#18 Posted by Shadow (5110 posts) -

For all but the last wipe, I'm sitting. For the last one, I stop halfway through, stand up, and finish the job. So...both?

#19 Posted by TheVeteran13 (1266 posts) -

Who the fuck stands?

#20 Posted by DarthOrange (4097 posts) -

I don't wipe at all. :)

#21 Posted by TheKramer89 (443 posts) -

@Shadow said:

For all but the last wipe, I'm sitting. For the last one, I stop halfway through, stand up, and finish the job. So...both?

very interesting...

#22 Posted by ShadowMountain (240 posts) -

I use water to clean my ass because I'm civilised. The toilet paper is just to check if the great crack is clean and for drying.

#23 Posted by BulletproofMonk (2734 posts) -

Wiping while standing is fucking difficult.

I sit.

#24 Posted by Delta_Ass (3805 posts) -

Standing and wiping? What in god's name? If you don't stand while you shit, why would you stand while you wipe?

#25 Posted by drowsap (701 posts) -

I thought it was weird to sit and wipe but thanks to the % of votes i now know im not a freak for sitting lol

#26 Posted by bombHills (650 posts) -

Stand. I don't feel like sitting would allow access for a decent wipe. Plus you gotta stand up and see how big your shit is before you cover it up with TP.

#27 Posted by RsistncE (4499 posts) -

I don't even know why this is a thread.

#28 Posted by Bucketdeth (8234 posts) -

@RsistncE said:

I don't even know why this is a thread.

It had to be done.

#29 Posted by SMTDante89 (2730 posts) -

@RsistncE said:

I don't even know why this is a thread.

Had to balance out the "pee in the shower" thread somehow.

#30 Posted by Kyreo (4683 posts) -

This thread is weird.

#31 Posted by Twisted_Scot (1193 posts) -

Bidet, yeah that's how I roll bitches.
 
...It may just be a garden hose nailed to a milk crate in the back yard but it still counts.

#32 Posted by JonathanMoore (1880 posts) -

@TheVeteran13 said:

Who the fuck stands?

#33 Posted by AngelN7 (2999 posts) -

Ok REAL question : what´s with Giantbomb forums and excretion threads?

#34 Posted by ShockD (2486 posts) -

Male - wat?

#35 Posted by UncleClassy (405 posts) -

WAT? Why the fuck would you stand up!

#36 Posted by Hellstrom (206 posts) -

My shit doesn't leave trackings. I don't need to wipe.

#37 Edited by PrivateIronTFU (3858 posts) -

If you can't wipe sitting down, you're probably five years old. Or mentally challenged.

#38 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

You have to sit to get maximum butt cheek spreadage.

#39 Posted by CL60 (17120 posts) -

What the fuck? People stand?

#40 Posted by Hairy_Fish (375 posts) -

How do you fit your hand in the toilet to wipe when you're sitting on it?

Stand.

#41 Posted by MikkaQ (10296 posts) -

I'm not touching the toilet, but I'm still squatting, so kinda in the middle.

Why am I always inclined to answer these sorts of polls? Man Giantbomb makes me a weird person.

#42 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3279 posts) -

Wait... some people wipe while standing?

That's fucking weird.

#43 Posted by StrainedEyes (1353 posts) -

@ShadowConqueror said:

Wait... some people wipe while standing?

That's fucking weird.

#44 Posted by Trace (3680 posts) -

...probably not the best conversation to be having on Giant Bomb, this. It's not exactly appropriate, even in off-topic.

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