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#1 Posted by TheKramer89 (422 posts) -


#2 Posted by TheKramer89 (422 posts) -

I've been asking my friends this question recently and it seems to be about 50/50. I'm a sitter (i can't even imagine how you could do it otherwise) but i know my girlfriend is a stander. Very odd. I've converted a few people to sitters as well. I'll never ever stand.

#3 Posted by kmdrkul (3476 posts) -

I stand - don't want to risk dipping my hand into a toilet full of my own shit.

#4 Posted by MatPaget (1113 posts) -

@TheKramer89: It troubles me that you try and convert people to conform to your ass wiping ways.

I usually stand up when I'm wiping someone's ass. If they asked me to sit down, I would because that's what I'm paid to do.

#5 Posted by DrPockets000 (2859 posts) -

And, uh....

Why are you asking people this? What you and your girlfriend do in you spare time is your business, but come on.

#6 Edited by Adamsons (877 posts) -

This question always divides a community and both sides just look at each other with complete amazement.

In fact I'm willing to bet someone will say that they don't sit "so that they don't wipe crap onto their balls."

#7 Posted by TheKramer89 (422 posts) -

@kmdrkul said:

I stand - don't want to risk dipping my hand into a toilet full of my own shit.

that never happens.

@MatPaget said:

@TheKramer89: It troubles me that you try and convert people to conform to your ass wiping ways.

I usually stand up when I'm wiping someone's ass. If they asked me to sit down, I would because that's what I'm paid to do.

they are much happier people when they become sitters.

@DrPockets000 said:

And, uh....

Why are you asking people this? What you and your girlfriend do in you spare time is your business, but come on.

curiosity. perhaps one day it will kill me, but for now, i give in to it.

#8 Posted by GetEveryone (4455 posts) -

@kmdrkul said:

I stand - don't want to risk dipping my hand into a toilet full of my own shit.

Why would your ass be dipping down that far into the toilet bowl?

Standing... and wiping.

What the fuck?

#9 Posted by OllyOxenFree (4970 posts) -

I uh...

Fuck you guys. I'm out.

#10 Posted by laserbolts (5313 posts) -

I didn't even know that standing while wiping existed until this thread. Thanks I guess.

#11 Posted by whatwait (13 posts) -

oddly enough, i remember this thread being done before, and because of it i'm a convert to the sitting scene.

#12 Posted by Rhaknar (5939 posts) -

i really really wish the fucking off topic topics were hidden away from the main page, this shit is turning into 4chan levels of badness

#13 Posted by Kucheeky (245 posts) -

There are people who sit whilst wiping? o_O

I've learnt something new today!

#14 Posted by Metal_Mills (2980 posts) -
@kmdrkul said:

I stand - don't want to risk dipping my hand into a toilet full of my own shit.

How bloody high is the water in your toilet? I think it needs the pipes cleaned.
#15 Posted by FritzDude (2253 posts) -

I get someone else to wipe me...

No seriously, what kind of a question is this?

#16 Posted by TheKramer89 (422 posts) -

@whatwait said:

oddly enough, i remember this thread being done before, and because of it i'm a convert to the sitting scene.

that makes me very happy.

#17 Posted by Bucketdeth (8004 posts) -

When I'm done, I lie on the floor and flop like a fish.

#18 Posted by Shadow (4977 posts) -

For all but the last wipe, I'm sitting. For the last one, I stop halfway through, stand up, and finish the job. So...both?

#19 Posted by TheVeteran13 (1197 posts) -

Who the fuck stands?

#20 Posted by DarthOrange (3851 posts) -

I don't wipe at all. :)

#21 Posted by TheKramer89 (422 posts) -

@Shadow said:

For all but the last wipe, I'm sitting. For the last one, I stop halfway through, stand up, and finish the job. So...both?

very interesting...

#22 Posted by ShadowMountain (226 posts) -

I use water to clean my ass because I'm civilised. The toilet paper is just to check if the great crack is clean and for drying.

#23 Posted by BulletproofMonk (2718 posts) -

Wiping while standing is fucking difficult.

I sit.

#24 Posted by Delta_Ass (3255 posts) -

Standing and wiping? What in god's name? If you don't stand while you shit, why would you stand while you wipe?

Online
#25 Posted by drowsap (679 posts) -

I thought it was weird to sit and wipe but thanks to the % of votes i now know im not a freak for sitting lol

#26 Posted by bombHills (632 posts) -

Stand. I don't feel like sitting would allow access for a decent wipe. Plus you gotta stand up and see how big your shit is before you cover it up with TP.

#27 Posted by RsistncE (4496 posts) -

I don't even know why this is a thread.

#28 Posted by Bucketdeth (8004 posts) -

@RsistncE said:

I don't even know why this is a thread.

It had to be done.

#29 Posted by SMTDante89 (2549 posts) -

@RsistncE said:

I don't even know why this is a thread.

Had to balance out the "pee in the shower" thread somehow.

#30 Posted by Kyreo (4600 posts) -

This thread is weird.

#31 Posted by Twisted_Scot (1175 posts) -

Bidet, yeah that's how I roll bitches.
 
...It may just be a garden hose nailed to a milk crate in the back yard but it still counts.

#32 Posted by JonathanMoore (1858 posts) -

@TheVeteran13 said:

Who the fuck stands?

#33 Posted by AngelN7 (2970 posts) -

Ok REAL question : what´s with Giantbomb forums and excretion threads?

#34 Posted by ShockD (2393 posts) -

Male - wat?

#35 Posted by UncleClassy (405 posts) -

WAT? Why the fuck would you stand up!

#36 Posted by Hellstrom (199 posts) -

My shit doesn't leave trackings. I don't need to wipe.

#37 Edited by PrivateIronTFU (3874 posts) -

If you can't wipe sitting down, you're probably five years old. Or mentally challenged.

#38 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -

You have to sit to get maximum butt cheek spreadage.

#39 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

What the fuck? People stand?

#40 Posted by Hairy_Fish (366 posts) -

How do you fit your hand in the toilet to wipe when you're sitting on it?

Stand.

#41 Posted by MikkaQ (10268 posts) -

I'm not touching the toilet, but I'm still squatting, so kinda in the middle.

Why am I always inclined to answer these sorts of polls? Man Giantbomb makes me a weird person.

#42 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3050 posts) -

Wait... some people wipe while standing?

That's fucking weird.

#43 Posted by StrainedEyes (1322 posts) -

@ShadowConqueror said:

Wait... some people wipe while standing?

That's fucking weird.

#44 Posted by Trace (3549 posts) -

...probably not the best conversation to be having on Giant Bomb, this. It's not exactly appropriate, even in off-topic.

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