Where do you keep your wallet?

Or money clip, if you so choose.
 
I'm a back-pocket man, but I don't wear skinny jeans so I don't have to worry about half my wallet sticking out.

" Or money clip, if you so choose.  I'm a back-pocket man, but I don't wear skinny jeans so I don't have to worry about half my wallet sticking out. "

Used to be A. Now C. 

I don't have a wallet, sir.

When I'm in a no-purse mood, I take my ID and debit card and stick them in my back pants pocket, though sometimes it's coat pocket.

Back pocket.  When I'm driving I'll put it in my coat pocket since it'd get uncomfortable in long drives.

I hope you're not a pick-pocket trying to scout the GB community.  :P 
 
Back pocket. 
 
@FlyingRat said:

" I don't have a wallet, sir. "

All of the above.

"You crazy. "

Right side. I'm paranoid that my wallet will fall out of my pockets or get stolen, so when it's in my side pocket I can keep my hand on it at all times and/or put my hand on it every few minutes to make sure it didn't fall out since I last checked.

" I hope you're not a pick-pocket trying to scout the GB community.  :P 
 

" @JJWeatherman said:

"You crazy. "

No sir, just never have any cash on me. I don't need to buy a wallet just for my I.D and debit card. "

Coat on: Coat pocket 
Coat off, friendly neighborhood: back pants pocket. 
Coat off, down the hood (:P) / shopping mall : front pants pocket.

Back right pocket.  

Back pocket of course.  Anywhere else just feels weird.

"Pretty much how I feel until my husband bitches at me for not using a purse like a normal woman. "

I always have my wallet in my purse

Front pocket; of course my wallet consists of a rubber band, so...

I have it in my coat pocket whenever I'm wearing it, but when I put my coat in my car or locker I get paranoid and put it in my back pants pocket. 

Why do you ask? >:/
 
 suspicious

back pocket unless im in a suit, in which case it goes to the inside jacket pocket.   
 
EDIT: My 900th post is about where i keep my wallet, awesome. 

Right jeans pocket.

Always in my shoulder bag or purse, as I often find myself in outfits without pockets but I always take my bag with me if I'm going somewhere. Also, my wallet is pretty chunky due to all of the change I shove in it, so I don't like putting it in jean pockets in the first place. 

Front pockets ... that way Im sure it stays there >:(

Front pocket? 
 
You mean the side pocket right? 
 
I mean the front pocket is those on cargo pants that are literally in the front aren't they?. 
 
Then again I guess the side pocket's are sorta in the front-ish. 
 
Hmmm....

In a death grip. At all times.

Front left pants pocket along with my keys. Phone and iPod goes in the other.

Back pocket.
but i keep it chained to my belt loop at the front. its nice if you have your wallet out and drop it, just hangs at your leg.

With the goods. :p

Back, always. My front pockets are busy holding my keys and phone.  Also, I have a fat wallet (since I'm a baller) so it would get uncomfortable up there next to my humongous weiner).

" Front pocket?  You mean the side pocket right?  I mean the front pocket is those on cargo pants that are literally in the front aren't they?.  Then again I guess the side pocket's are sorta in the front-ish.  Hmmm.... "

Back pocket.

Back pocket like a normal person.  That's what they're for!

As of late it has been the right pocket but I think it will be heading back to the back pocket soon.

back right, fold on top, opening side on the outside

Back pocket, on a chain. Because I'm paranoid about losing it, but I hate having shit in my front pockets.

back pants pocket. it's why they are there man.

I feel like I should make a "what's your ssn" thread to cap off the password thread and the wallet thread.

Front pocket. Can't be too careful with those cliche thieves sneakin your back P, ya dig?

I just walk around with fat stacks of cash and throw them at people.. so I dont think this poll works for me..

Front, the back pocket just seems so useless to me; the back pocket is too thin to hold most things, and easier to steal from, plus it's more of a hassle to reach behind myself.

Depends on what I'm wearing
Jeans: Front Pocket. 
Shorts: Back Pocket .
Suit: Coat Pocket. 

In a deep, secret pocket, where it will be difficult to get to without me being able to knock somebody 

Never could wear it in my back pocket, too out of my control there. Also, don't wanna sit on my credit cards.

Back pocket, right cheek.

Coat pocket and usually a zip-up pocket.

Front trouser pocket 4 lyf.