Where would you hold up during a zombie apocalypse?

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#2  Edited By Video_Game_King

I'd just transform into Rosa or a White Mage or any other type of healer, find out where Square dumped all their FF12 potion things, and start kicking ass.

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#3  Edited By Zapbrader

My roommate had a zombie survival guide from many years ago, and I remember him telling me that a Junior High School was the best place to stake out. Something about the windows, I don't exactly remember. He's asleep right now, so I'm not giving any answers.

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#4  Edited By Dylabaloo

The zombie survival guide says any two-storey building will suffice, as long as you destroy the stairs and use a rope ladder to access it. 

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#5  Edited By N7

I wouldn't hide. I'd dress up like Kanji and tell all the zombies to get bent.
 
There's no way they can retaliate.

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#6  Edited By wellAdjusted

There's a hunting store at the end of my road. In urban Britain of all places.

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#7  Edited By EvilTwin

Military base sounds pretty good.

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#8  Edited By mpdebo

Being in the military would give me access to the base so that is a no-brainer.
If the base was over run I would have to find a building to initially hold up in on the base. Once my position was secured, I would then go to the appropriate locations on the base to gather the food, water, and ammo needed to survive. Then sit back and watch the world burn.
Hopefully my friends would survive and be with me to make this process easier and more fun.  

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#9  Edited By Burns09

Hold up in a Walmart super store, Walmart has everything.

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#10  Edited By armaan8014
@EvilTwin said:
" Military base sounds pretty good. "
I know!
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#11  Edited By Kyreo
@armaan8014 said:
" @EvilTwin said:
" Military base sounds pretty good. "
I know! "
There aren't many 2 story buildings on Military bases though...  which is what the zombie survival guide says makes the most sense.  Which it does.
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#12  Edited By Brendan

I like the idea of a place surrounded by long lasting rations, weaponry and thick lockable doors.  Military base for me if I could.

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#13  Edited By cookiemonster

Skyscraper. I bet zombies won't have a clue how lifts work.

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#14  Edited By crusader8463

My house. I live in the middle of the country with a ten to fifteen minute drive to the closest populated "city". My house is set in the middle of a big open field so if zombies ever came I could literally see them a kilommeter away.  
 
On top of that, I live in a farming community and have a well full of clean water. So as long as I did the work I would never have to worry about food and clean water. It would be easy to put up a fence around my property to keep out single zombies, and since everyone in the community is somehow related to me it would be rather easy to set up a warning system should a horde be moving through the area. 
 
Of course, once we got all the necessities in place, the first thing I would be doing is making a run to the local school to raid the library for books, since boredom would be the biggest killer in my situation. After that it would be to try a raid to the bigger city for a larger variety of books. Assuming the city was relatively safe.

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#15  Edited By ProfessorEss
@Burns09 said:
" Hold up in a Walmart super store, Walmart has everything. "
Not to mention low low everyday prices.
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#16  Edited By Akeldama

Either a military base or Costco.

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#17  Edited By iam3green

probably my house posting here. i'll post like it's nothing happening. i'll be sure to barricade myself in.

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#18  Edited By IchiroYagiza

Military base.  
 
I would strap myself with every weapon I could find.
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#19  Edited By TehFlan

I build a farm-boat and live out on the ocean forever.

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#20  Edited By BaneFireLord

Oil rig, provided it wasn't operated by BP.

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#21  Edited By time allen

my attic. lock all the doors in the house and just collapse the ladder when i'm not using it.

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#22  Edited By DonutFever

Prison.

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#23  Edited By Skald

The wilderness.

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#24  Edited By McGhee

I live in the country. There's a place way up in the mountains that I know of. I would load up a bunch of stuff and "commandeer" the property, blocking off access roads with vehicles.

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#25  Edited By Claude
@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" I live in the country. There's a place way up in the mountains that I know of. I would load up a bunch of stuff and "commandeer" the property, blocking off access roads with vehicles. "
I'm there. I'll bring beer and one gun.
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#26  Edited By mrfizzy

Skyscraper, no contest. Get onto the top floor, they can only get to you in two ways, elevators which they wont be able to figure out and stairs which they can use but would take so long to get to you you'll have ample time to take them out on their way up. Finally, if needed/possible, rooftop extract with a helicopter. 

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#27  Edited By BraveToaster

A military base in the mountains. Zombies can't climb and I can eat MRE's after I run out of canned food.

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#28  Edited By IcySandman

Military Base;  Everytime zombie come they could launch a few mortars, or rev up a minigun.  In GA (USA GA) the closest military base is west of atlanta, which is decent because it isn't directly in a city.

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#29  Edited By McGhee
@Claude said:
" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" I live in the country. There's a place way up in the mountains that I know of. I would load up a bunch of stuff and "commandeer" the property, blocking off access roads with vehicles. "
I'm there. I'll bring beer and one gun. "
Beer and a gun is good, but you've gotta bring some wimen folk to get in and stay. Lone dudes go onto the BBQ. If I'm going apocalypse, I'm going all the way. :P
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#30  Edited By ThePickle

Military Base, although the nearest one is like 3 hours from where I live. My uncle has been in the Marines for like 35 years, so I should be able to slip on in. 

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#31  Edited By George1St

mobility and stealth are key so anywhere? Best bet is to find an island surrounded by cliffs (in the uk here) so one of the outer islands around Scotland. Then I'd use my step-dads boat (same thing that got me too the island) too stage raids for supply's....I've thought about this way too much ^^

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where's Canadian Tire? im definately going to hole up there.   i hope i dont begin teabagging any zombies...

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#33  Edited By McGhee
@HandsomeDevil said:
" Military Base, although the nearest one is like 3 hours from where I live. My uncle has been in the Marines for like 35 years, so I should be able to slip on in.  "
Dude, have you seen Day of the Dead or 28 Days Later? Hooking up with the military would be the last thing I would ever do. Being in a large group of young, muscled, testosterone pumping dudes is the last place you want to be for an extended crisis. It may be good to be around the military for the beginning, short term, but for the long term? A few months or a year after all of society has collapsed? That shit is going to turn bad.
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#34  Edited By MXC361

According to the true "Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks." The best place to go is a prison with high concrete walls, it's logical too. The courtyard would be perfect for growing plants to harvest, the thick walls would protect you from even the most savage zombie onslaught, the plenitful amount of books in the prison library would allow you to soak up lots of knowledge while there, and a prison would deter most scavengers/raiders.
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#35  Edited By ThePickle
@McGhee_the_Insomniac said: 

@HandsomeDevil said: 

" Military Base, although the nearest one is like 3 hours from where I live. My uncle has been in the Marines for like 35 years, so I should be able to slip on in.  "
Dude, have you seen Day of the Dead or 28 Days Later? Hooking up with the military would be the last thing I would ever do. Being in a large group of young, muscled, testosterone pumping dudes is the last place you want to be for an extended crisis. It may be good to be around the military for the beginning, short term, but for the long term? A few months or a year after all of society has collapsed? That shit is going to turn bad. "
Fair point. I might just stop by to snag some guns, rations, and possibly a tank.     
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#36  Edited By Xeiphyer

Military Base of course. Incredibly secure, heavily armed, and they have huge stockpiles of provisions in case of emergencies. Easy answer!

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#37  Edited By SuperWristBands

I remember an episode of Red vs Blue and one of the characters said he would go to Alaska because zombies have no internal body heat, they'd be like frozen corpsicles.
 
I like that one. Seems logical.

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#38  Edited By LiquidPrince
@Dylabaloo said:

" The zombie survival guide says any two-storey building will suffice, as long as you destroy the stairs and use a rope ladder to access it.  "

Rope ladder... For a second I read rope, and was like damn, that would take a long time. Climbing a rope takes at least 30 seconds to a minute depending on how far you're climbing, and zombies like to chew on your legs while they wait. Some people might not even be able to make a rope climb up. But yeah, rope ladder makes sense.
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#39  Edited By nintendoeats

My house is nice and sturdy. I would just chill upstairs. If anything tried to get up here, it would get a face full of guitar.

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#40  Edited By kingzetta

I'd hide in a graveyard a day after the zombie outbreak, because all the zombies would have left by then.
Now that's thinking, because the zombies are going to be going to those places.

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#41  Edited By Make_Me_Mad

The fact that there wasn't a poll option for The Pub/A Bar is a travesty.

Personally, I'd head somewhere non-conducive to continued zombie health.  Anywhere sufficiently cold or warm should stop them in their tracks after a few days, although the decomposition smell would probably be the worst thing ever.

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#42  Edited By awesomeusername
@Dylabaloo:  @Zapbrader: I know what book you guys mean.  
 
What Dylabaloo said, two story building with blown off stairs and a rope ladder... 
 
 
Or Wal-Mart. 
 
Edit: 
@Burns09
said:
" Hold up in a Walmart super store, Walmart has everything. "
Bastard! You beat me to it!
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#43  Edited By awesomeusername
@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" @Claude said:
" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" I live in the country. There's a place way up in the mountains that I know of. I would load up a bunch of stuff and "commandeer" the property, blocking off access roads with vehicles. "
I'm there. I'll bring beer and one gun. "
Beer and a gun is good, but you've gotta bring some wimen folk to get in and stay. Lone dudes go onto the BBQ. If I'm going apocalypse, I'm going all the way. :P "
Brokeback Mountain during the apocalypse if he doesn't bring woman? 
 
@nintendoeats said:
" My house is nice and sturdy. I would just chill upstairs. If anything tried to get up here, it would get a face full of guitar. "
And when your guitar breaks? 
 
@kingzetta said:
" I'd hide in a graveyard a day after the zombie outbreak, because all the zombies would have left by then. Now that's thinking, because the zombies are going to be going to those places. "
Lmfao, smart thinking.
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#44  Edited By McGhee
@awesomeusername said:
" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" @Claude said:
" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" I live in the country. There's a place way up in the mountains that I know of. I would load up a bunch of stuff and "commandeer" the property, blocking off access roads with vehicles. "
I'm there. I'll bring beer and one gun. "
Beer and a gun is good, but you've gotta bring some wimen folk to get in and stay. Lone dudes go onto the BBQ. If I'm going apocalypse, I'm going all the way. :P "
Brokeback Mountain during the apocalypse if he doesn't bring woman? 
 
@nintendoeats said:
" My house is nice and sturdy. I would just chill upstairs. If anything tried to get up here, it would get a face full of guitar. "
And when your guitar breaks? 
 
@kingzetta said:
" I'd hide in a graveyard a day after the zombie outbreak, because all the zombies would have left by then. Now that's thinking, because the zombies are going to be going to those places. "
Lmfao, smart thinking. "
Brokeback Mountain? Wha? . . . Where's your mind going? "Going onto the BBQ" is a cannibalism joke. You know what BBQ is? Talk about a joke flying right over one's head. lol
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#45  Edited By xerxes8933a

A boat.

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#46  Edited By Claude
@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" @awesomeusername said:
" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" @Claude said:
" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" I live in the country. There's a place way up in the mountains that I know of. I would load up a bunch of stuff and "commandeer" the property, blocking off access roads with vehicles. "
I'm there. I'll bring beer and one gun. "
Beer and a gun is good, but you've gotta bring some wimen folk to get in and stay. Lone dudes go onto the BBQ. If I'm going apocalypse, I'm going all the way. :P "
Brokeback Mountain during the apocalypse if he doesn't bring woman? 
 
@nintendoeats said:
" My house is nice and sturdy. I would just chill upstairs. If anything tried to get up here, it would get a face full of guitar. "
And when your guitar breaks? 
 
@kingzetta said:
" I'd hide in a graveyard a day after the zombie outbreak, because all the zombies would have left by then. Now that's thinking, because the zombies are going to be going to those places. "
Lmfao, smart thinking. "
Brokeback Mountain? Wha? . . . Where's your mind going? "Going onto the BBQ" is a cannibalism joke. You know what BBQ is? Talk about a joke flying right over one's head. lol "
I ain't got no women but my wife and she only has one leg. But my brother makes good BBQ, he does it for a livin'. I'll bring him. But I'm sure there will be women we pick up along the way as long as we don't get infected, as they say. You know, love 'em or shoot 'em in the head, dead, bed, bread and born. Fucking Zombies.
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i'd go to a gun store. if that's not a viable option, i'd be holed up down in the converted mines/caves around the kansas city, ks or around the americold caves in carthage, missouri.

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#48  Edited By McGhee
@Claude said:
" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" @awesomeusername said:
" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" @Claude said:
" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" I live in the country. There's a place way up in the mountains that I know of. I would load up a bunch of stuff and "commandeer" the property, blocking off access roads with vehicles. "
I'm there. I'll bring beer and one gun. "
Beer and a gun is good, but you've gotta bring some wimen folk to get in and stay. Lone dudes go onto the BBQ. If I'm going apocalypse, I'm going all the way. :P "
Brokeback Mountain during the apocalypse if he doesn't bring woman? 
 
@nintendoeats said:
" My house is nice and sturdy. I would just chill upstairs. If anything tried to get up here, it would get a face full of guitar. "
And when your guitar breaks? 
 
@kingzetta said:
" I'd hide in a graveyard a day after the zombie outbreak, because all the zombies would have left by then. Now that's thinking, because the zombies are going to be going to those places. "
Lmfao, smart thinking. "
Brokeback Mountain? Wha? . . . Where's your mind going? "Going onto the BBQ" is a cannibalism joke. You know what BBQ is? Talk about a joke flying right over one's head. lol "
I ain't got no women but my wife and she only has one leg. But my brother makes good BBQ, he does it for a livin'. I'll bring him. But I'm sure there will be women we pick up along the way as long as we don't get infected, as they say. You know, love 'em or shoot 'em in the head, dead, bed, bread and born. Fucking Zombies. "
HAHAHAHA. Perfect.
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#49  Edited By Daveyo520

K. I have a Military base in town and it is not far away at all. 

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#50  Edited By awesomeusername
@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" @awesomeusername said:
" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" @Claude said:
" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" I live in the country. There's a place way up in the mountains that I know of. I would load up a bunch of stuff and "commandeer" the property, blocking off access roads with vehicles. "
I'm there. I'll bring beer and one gun. "
Beer and a gun is good, but you've gotta bring some wimen folk to get in and stay. Lone dudes go onto the BBQ. If I'm going apocalypse, I'm going all the way. :P "
Brokeback Mountain during the apocalypse if he doesn't bring woman? 
 

Brokeback Mountain? Wha? . . . Where's your mind going? "Going onto the BBQ" is a cannibalism joke. You know what BBQ is? Talk about a joke flying right over one's head. lol "
I said Brokeback Mountain because you said you'll be in a mountain and he said he'll join. Then you said he has to bring woman first. Then I'm basically saying, what if there's no woman left and you guys get all hornys and stuff and go all Brokeback Mountain? I didn't get the bbq joke but I wasn't referring to that.