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#1 Posted by MrSpaceMan (118 posts) -
#2 Posted by Oscar__Explosion (2239 posts) -

Lemon always

#3 Posted by RE_Player1 (7558 posts) -

Ben. Dude is a beast.

#4 Edited by Claude (16255 posts) -

GlenTennis (Ben) is a mountain of a man. He gets my vote.

#5 Posted by Keenblaze (471 posts) -

Which one is the son of Andre the Giant? Ben?

#6 Posted by Zimbo (875 posts) -

Ben or EpicSteve
 
A Giant vs a Military Man.

#7 Posted by Vager (1653 posts) -

@Keenblaze said:

Which one is the son of Andre the Giant? Ben?

Ya it's Ben.

#8 Posted by Kombat (2205 posts) -

Kessler, undoubtedly. The man has the stamina and personal fortitude of a man half his size. Have you seen him eat out of that god-forsaken fish can?

#9 Posted by Redbullet685 (6033 posts) -

I voted for Steve since he was in the military, but Ben is HUGE. I don't know who would win.

#10 Posted by MegaMetaTurtle (414 posts) -

@Redbullet685 said:

I voted for Steve since he was in the military, but Ben is HUGE. I don't know who would win.
#11 Posted by RiotBananas (3600 posts) -
@MegaMetaTurtle

@Redbullet685 said:

I voted for Steve since he was in the military, but Ben is HUGE. I don't know who would win.
This
#12 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

Epic Steve. The guy has "Epic" in his name. What do the other interns have? Undeadpool is already dead, tennis isn't manly enough for a fight (not even by Dead Rising standards), and what the shit is a Bodega?

#13 Edited by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

EpicSteve hates me, but I pick him because he's trained to kill. 
 
Edit: Is Ben really the son of Andre the Giant or is that some kind of joke?

#14 Edited by Spoonman671 (4595 posts) -

 Kessler: Mega Intern
#15 Posted by Zippedbinders (983 posts) -

Kessler. Who could hope to win against the King of Interns?

#16 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8061 posts) -

None of them.

#17 Posted by President_Barackbar (3452 posts) -

While Ben is certainly a large man, I have the feeling that Lemon would fight dirty and therefore come out on top.

#18 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8061 posts) -
@Axxol said:
EpicSteve hates me, but I pick him because he's trained to kill.  Edit: Is been really the son of Andre the Giant or is that some kind of joke?
Its a joke dude....Ben just has a similar build to Andre the Giant (tall and big)....even though Ben isn't nearly as tall nor heavy as Andre the Giant was. (7'4" and around 500 pounds)
#19 Posted by Brendan (7752 posts) -

Is EpicSteve really an intern? I've never seen him in any videos of anything, unless I'm not recognizing him.

#20 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -
@Unknown_Pleasures said:
@Axxol said:
EpicSteve hates me, but I pick him because he's trained to kill.  Edit: Is been really the son of Andre the Giant or is that some kind of joke?
Its a joke dude....Ben just has a similar build to Andre the Giant (tall and big)....even though Ben isn't nearly as tall nor heavy as Andre the Giant was. (7'4" and around 500 pounds)
Yeah, he does look a little like him. R.I.P, Andre.
#21 Posted by Dalai (7017 posts) -

Ben and his mighty pituitary gland would conquer all.

#22 Posted by jorbear (2517 posts) -

The man that can eat the surströmming can take on anything.

Kessler.

#23 Posted by Sweep (8841 posts) -

EpicSteve has spent his whole life in the army. Kessler has spent his whole life in a basement.

My money is on EpicSteve :|

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#24 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

The one that grabs the knife first.

#25 Posted by Commando (1878 posts) -
@Sweep

EpicSteve has spent his whole life in the army. Kessler has spent his whole life in a basement.

My money is on EpicSteve :|

Lies! Kessler has spent his life playing fighting games! So if that mothers club against violence in videogames is right, he should be at UFC caliber by now.
#26 Posted by Zajtalan (1163 posts) -

who's epicsteve lol

#27 Posted by buzz_clik (6967 posts) -

Ben would crush the rest of those dudes down into tiny widdle intern cubes.

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#28 Posted by Dany (7887 posts) -

Epicsteve, duh!

#29 Posted by drowsap (681 posts) -

Ben I mean look at him he would dominate the rest lol

#30 Posted by Azteck (7449 posts) -

Kessler every day of the week.

#31 Posted by VisariLoyalist (2991 posts) -

bodega absorbs all physical attacks so you're gonna need an ice sword or a black mage

#32 Posted by Bruce (5264 posts) -
@Oscar__Explosion:  
 
Whichever one's enthusiasm made his Quick Looks sound like late night infomercials for the games. I think it was Matt, but I'm not sure. All I know is that he did a few RPG Quick Looks.
#33 Posted by dudeglove (7740 posts) -

I'm pretty sure EpicSteve wrote a while back that he carries a knife around with him. So yeah, stabby Steve.

#34 Posted by harinosho (594 posts) -

EpicSteve knows CQC. 

#35 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@President_Barackbar said:

While Ben is certainly a large man, I have the feeling that Lemon would fight dirty and therefore come out on top.

By singing Hannah Montana 
#36 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@Sweep said:

EpicSteve has spent his whole life in the army. Kessler has spent his whole life in a basement.

My money is on EpicSteve :|

@dudeglove said:

I'm pretty sure EpicSteve wrote a while back that he carries a knife around with him. So yeah, stabby Steve.

@harinosho said:
EpicSteve knows CQC. 
 
 
Steve would swing his M-16 around and bust a cap.
#37 Posted by Yanngc33 (4496 posts) -

Guys, EpicSteve has military training! he's a ninja!

#38 Posted by Vexxan (4618 posts) -

Lemon!

#39 Posted by jkuc316 (981 posts) -
@Video_Game_King: Bodega is a storage room or an attic in Spanish(or languages with Spanish influences, like Filipino, my language.)
@Spoonman671 said:

 Kessler: Mega Intern
This.
 
Kessler can time travel and kill Undeadpool before he was Undead and stop him from becoming Undead. Plus, he's got Electricity powers.
 
Oh yeah, he can time travel and teleport something to his side.
#40 Posted by Undeadpool (4923 posts) -

My name is spelled with an E.

In spite of that, I approve of this thread.

#41 Posted by GlenTennis (3145 posts) -

You guys have voted correctly.

#42 Posted by onimonkii (2434 posts) -

i voted for babylonian. nobody else did. probably not even him.

#43 Edited by Underachiever007 (2468 posts) -

Please. Have you seen Glen?

#44 Posted by SuperSambo (2859 posts) -

Glentennis. He would sing a lullaby then curb stop them as they slept on the floor.

Why is Kessler so high? Other than sitting on them, I doubt he could so much else.

#45 Edited by Dany (7887 posts) -

Let me reiterate, epic steve

#46 Posted by Sparklykiss (1955 posts) -

I decided to rank them on their stats. (Based on what I know about these guys. Perry I know the least on, so this should be fun.)

PowerDefenseStaminaIntelligenceSpecial
EpicSteveMattBodegaLemonBabylonianUndeadpool
FullMetal216GlenTennisGlenTennisMattBodegaFullMetal216
LemonEpicSteveUndeadpoolFullMetal216Babylonian
GlenTennisFullMetal216MattBodegaEpicSteveLemon
MattBodegaUndeadpoolEpicSteveLemonGlenTennis
UndeadpoolBabylonianBabylonianUndeadpoolEpicSteve
BabylonianLemonFullMetal216GlenTennisMattBodega

Okay, so I know nothing. I just wanted to make a table and pretend I knew what I was doing.

Based on this, I'd pick Undeadpool. Check that special! His "Full of Win" can take out anything! ...Maybe!

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#47 Posted by MysteriousBob (6272 posts) -

I have no idea who these people are.

#48 Posted by GlenTennis (3145 posts) -

@Sparklykiss: My intelligence is so low that it loops back around to being #1.

#49 Posted by Make_Me_Mad (3065 posts) -

I'm voting for Bodega until someone is able to debunk the rumors that he acquired a toxic death-grip after eating the Surströmming.

#50 Posted by mazik765 (2315 posts) -

Kessler. He's bide his time while everyone else takes down Ben and Steve and then clean up the wounded.