Which Intern would come out on top if the staff made them fight?

When did Babylonian become an intern?? If he's still apart of the crew he should make small animated skits voiced by him and the fellow interns!

Internet Steve. Cause he's the Internet.

since most of them seem to know nothing about fighting i default to the biggest guy, which is ben.

@GlenTennis: You have to have something be small.

...Like your feet! Man, you got tiny feet for a guy who is 11 and a half feet tall!

Kessler has lightening powers or something

Bodega ate Surströmming. Until I see any of the others eat some, Bodega is the Winrar.

Steve ofcourse, guy was in the army.. The US army creates supernatural fighting machines (not a compliment :P)

My vote is for Vinny. 
 
(I hope people get that reference)

Big Ben would hand out double choke slams to all. No contest.

My bet is on Lemon. He would just wait it out until everyone exhausted themselves. I'm pretty sure he would be documenting the mayhem in many forms of media as well.

Babylonian is far too neglected in this. Changing my vote! I want the Habenero-Doritios-Eatin' and Sonic Racin' lovin' homeboy to win.

I signed in just to vote for myself and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who did :<

Also: the right answer is Military Steve.

EDIT: BEN LINKED ME TO THIS THREAD BUT NEGLECTED TO TELL ME IT WAS A YEAR OLD I DO NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS

Perry all the way.

We need these gentlemen to grow friendly mutton chops. You can always tell who's a fuckin' brawler from the heftiness of their 70's facial hair.

Military Steve probably has the skillset, training, and experience to come out on top in a battle royale, although Ben would definitely be his biggest obstacle.

@DoctorSage said:

Perry all the way.

It took three live shows for Perry to get 1 fucking beer for the guys, and even then it took him a while even though he worked in a place with a built in bar!

F*** Perry!

UndeadPool was an intern?

Also, EpicSteve was an intern? WTF?

Vinny.

What the fuck even happened to the interns?

@Napalm said:

UndeadPool was an intern?

Also, EpicSteve was an intern? WTF?

I could have sworn there was a TNT where he was takin questions.

GlenTennis was Ben!? Holy crap.

@Oscar__Explosion said:

Lemon always

@Sparklykiss said:

I decided to rank them on their stats. (Based on what I know about these guys. Perry I know the least on, so this should be fun.)

Power	Defense	Stamina	Intelligence	Special
EpicSteve	MattBodega	Lemon	Babylonian	Undeadpool
FullMetal216	GlenTennis	GlenTennis	MattBodega	FullMetal216
Lemon	EpicSteve	Undeadpool	FullMetal216	Babylonian
GlenTennis	FullMetal216	MattBodega	EpicSteve	Lemon
MattBodega	Undeadpool	EpicSteve	Lemon	GlenTennis
Undeadpool	Babylonian	Babylonian	Undeadpool	EpicSteve
Babylonian	Lemon	FullMetal216	GlenTennis	MattBodega

Okay, so I know nothing. I just wanted to make a table and pretend I knew what I was doing.

Based on this, I'd pick Undeadpool. Check that special! His "Full of Win" can take out anything! ...Maybe!

Wait... what does special mean? Fighting style or weapons training... or something?

Edit: I just realized I asked a year old post a question...

Ben, that man is an helluva powerhouse.

Adam Savage ate all the interns, RIP

What the fuck even happened to the interns?

@Aegon said:

@DoctorSage said:

Perry all the way.

It took three live shows for Perry to get 1 fucking beer for the guys, and even then it took him a while even though he worked in a place with a built in bar!

F*** Perry!

Yeah, but moderating chats that big? Dude must have some reflexes at this point.

@TheSquarePear said:

Adam Savage ate all the interns, RIP

@adoggz said:

@DillonWerner

What the fuck even happened to the interns?

They all lost the fight.

Can't decide between these two posts. They're both great.

@DoctorSage: whose to say the reason they lost wasn't because Adam Savage beat them all and then consumed them to gain their interny powers.