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Poll: Which member of the Bomb Squad would you most like to make out with? (355 votes)

Jeff Gerstmann 2%
Ryan Davis 2%
Patrick Klepek 2%
Brad Shoemaker 8%
Drew Scanlon 26%
Vinny Caravella 16%
Alex Navarro 0%
Dave Snider 2%
Luchadeer 43%

If it was absolutely necessary - say, for something like an internet poll - which Bomber would you choose to get your smooch on with?

*Cool Baby excluded because ew, that's a minor.

#1 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19321 posts) -

No, stop.

#2 Posted by shinboy630 (1134 posts) -
#3 Edited by Winternet (8012 posts) -

Oh boy

#4 Posted by Kinapuff (244 posts) -

I'd like to give Vinny a go. I feel like he'd treat me right, and those eyes.. Mmmm.

No homo.

#5 Edited by Meltac (2000 posts) -

Vinny lovers unite!

#6 Posted by probablytuna (3597 posts) -

Wait I totally misread the question. But it would be Vinny regardless.

#7 Edited by joshthebear (2700 posts) -


#8 Posted by TobbRobb (4587 posts) -

This is going exactly as I thought it would. The only 4 right answers have been picked.

<3 Drew, you sexy stud.

#9 Edited by bobafettjm (1440 posts) -

Such a very creepy topic. Why do people feel the need to be all creepy about the staff?

#10 Edited by McGhee (6094 posts) -

Well, Drew is a very manly man.

#11 Posted by notdavid (835 posts) -

Luchadeer's beating Vinny? This shit is rigged.

#12 Edited by panvixyl (325 posts) -
@bobafettjm said:

Such a very creepy topic. Why do people feel the need to be all creepy about the staff?

Well personally, I'd somehow managed to wear out my creepy reserves towards boybands so I thought I'd move on to videogame journalists/site programmers.

#13 Posted by Bocam (3705 posts) -

Brad in a dress.

#14 Posted by wefwefasdf (6729 posts) -

I don't even want to vote to see the results.

#15 Posted by OfficeGamer (1087 posts) -

You're addressing the 10% of us that are straight girls or gay guys, right?

#16 Posted by ImmortalSaiyan (4676 posts) -


#17 Edited by NyxFe (248 posts) -

This is a tough choice between Drew and Vinny. I think I have to go with Drew.

#18 Posted by Phatmac (5723 posts) -

This'll be interesting.

#19 Posted by zenmastah (887 posts) -

#20 Edited by TheSouthernDandy (3841 posts) -

@bocam said:

Brad in a dress.

This made me laugh. Brad has my vote.

#21 Posted by Fattony12000 (7248 posts) -


I voted Luchadeer.

#22 Edited by shermanatorek (114 posts) -

Luchadeer is a chick right? I pick her.

#23 Posted by MetalThrashingMatt (209 posts) -

Hey guys, what's going on in.....I'm gonna go

#24 Posted by JasonR86 (9649 posts) -


#25 Posted by supamon (1333 posts) -

Hah! Didn't we already have something like this awhile back? I think it had something to do with having babies though...

Voted luchadeer cause it's so damn sexy with it's unflinching gaze.

#26 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4184 posts) -


#27 Posted by Snail (8593 posts) -

It's been a while since one of these creepy polls. Just when you think they've stopped.

Also why isn't his username showing up on the poll? Weird.

#29 Posted by Pr1mus (3854 posts) -


#31 Edited by dgtlty (155 posts) -

You gave most people an easy way out with the non-human option. These questions are meant to be impossible to answer!

#32 Edited by Demoskinos (14710 posts) -

I choose the bestiality option. Luchadeer.

#33 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4961 posts) -

Well, Drew is really handsome.

#34 Posted by Humanity (9004 posts) -

Someone quick, paste that story someone wrote about Ryan slicing open his stomach and Jeff eating his insides because he had the munchies.

#35 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7069 posts) -

Still can't flag polls...I voted Luchadeer.

#36 Posted by Dany (7887 posts) -

Drew, Just look at that stud

#37 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

No, stop.


(My secret answer would be Drew)

#38 Edited by TruthTellah (8716 posts) -


Who do you think?

#39 Posted by Animasta (14667 posts) -

@dany said:

Drew, Just look at that stud

seriously, hot damn.

#40 Edited by AjayRaz (12422 posts) -

this reminds me of the thread where I69edUrGpa confessed his love to dave

#41 Posted by Kerned (1170 posts) -

@truthtellah: You know I never noticed before, but I think Jeff's tits might be fake.

#42 Posted by ProfessorEss (7307 posts) -

Where's "None of the Above"?

...also, where's "All of the Above"?

#43 Edited by TruthTellah (8716 posts) -

@kerned said:

@truthtellah: You know I never noticed before, but I think Jeff's tits might be fake.

Hey, however he got em, that's his own business. I ain't no judge.

#44 Posted by A_Pretty_Panda (26 posts) -



#45 Edited by RedCricketChase (444 posts) -


#46 Posted by Intro (1206 posts) -

You, sick fucks.


#47 Posted by Milkman (16611 posts) -

This may be the first time Vinny loses a poll. Maybe the whole "married with kids" thing is driving people away.

#48 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

Ryan. I want his majestic whiskers to tickle mine.

#49 Posted by Dalai (7016 posts) -

Why do I bother voting in these polls?

Luchadeer by far.

#50 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4184 posts) -

The fate of the coin will declare my fate between Sara Lima and Tara Long. ~ God guide me to the correct choice.