Which member of the Bomb Squad would you most like to make out with? - Off-Topic

Edited 2 months, 6 days ago

Which member of the Bomb Squad would you most like to make out with? (346 votes)

Jeff Gerstmann 2%

Ryan Davis 2%

Patrick Klepek 2%

Brad Shoemaker 8%

Drew Scanlon 25%

Vinny Caravella 16%

Alex Navarro 0%

Dave Snider 2%

Luchadeer 43%

If it was absolutely necessary - say, for something like an internet poll - which Bomber would you choose to get your smooch on with?

*Cool Baby excluded because ew, that's a minor.

#1 Posted by FluxWaveZ (17877 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

No, stop.

#2 Posted by shinboy630 (868 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

@fluxwavez said:

No, stop.

#3 Edited by Winternet (7344 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Oh boy

#4 Posted by Kinapuff (179 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

I'd like to give Vinny a go. I feel like he'd treat me right, and those eyes.. Mmmm.

No homo.

#5 Edited by Meltac (1890 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Vinny lovers unite!

#6 Posted by probablytuna (2521 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Wait I totally misread the question. But it would be Vinny regardless.

#7 Edited by joshthebear (2339 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Ummmm...

#8 Posted by TobbRobb (3304 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

This is going exactly as I thought it would. The only 4 right answers have been picked.

<3 Drew, you sexy stud.

#9 Edited by bobafettjm (1009 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Such a very creepy topic. Why do people feel the need to be all creepy about the staff?

#10 Edited by McGhee (5349 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Well, Drew is a very manly man.

#11 Posted by notdavid (541 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Luchadeer's beating Vinny? This shit is rigged.

#12 Edited by panvixyl (301 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

@bobafettjm said:

Such a very creepy topic. Why do people feel the need to be all creepy about the staff?

Well personally, I'd somehow managed to wear out my creepy reserves towards boybands so I thought I'd move on to videogame journalists/site programmers.

#13 Posted by Bocam (3137 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Brad in a dress.

#14 Posted by SpikeSpiegel (6817 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

I don't even want to vote to see the results.

#15 Posted by OfficeGamer (1024 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

You're addressing the 10% of us that are straight girls or gay guys, right?

#16 Posted by ImmortalSaiyan (4186 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

#17 Edited by NyxFe (225 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

This is a tough choice between Drew and Vinny. I think I have to go with Drew.

#18 Posted by Phatmac (5258 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

This'll be interesting.

#19 Posted by zenmastah (507 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

#20 Edited by TheSouthernDandy (2909 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

@bocam said:

Brad in a dress.

This made me laugh. Brad has my vote.

#21 Posted by Fattony12000 (4379 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Ah-prooved!

I voted Luchadeer.

#22 Edited by shermanatorek (114 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Luchadeer is a chick right? I pick her.

#23 Posted by MetalThrashingMatt (179 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Hey guys, what's going on in.....I'm gonna go

#24 Posted by JasonR86 (7734 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Hizang?

#25 Posted by supamon (915 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Hah! Didn't we already have something like this awhile back? I think it had something to do with having babies though...

Voted luchadeer cause it's so damn sexy with it's unflinching gaze.

#26 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (1497 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Alexisister.

#27 Posted by Snail (7848 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

It's been a while since one of these creepy polls. Just when you think they've stopped.

Also why isn't his username showing up on the poll? Weird.

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#29 Posted by Pr1mus (2441 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Karen

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#31 Edited by dgtlty (92 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

You gave most people an easy way out with the non-human option. These questions are meant to be impossible to answer!

#32 Edited by Demoskinos (9026 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

I choose the bestiality option. Luchadeer.

#33 Posted by AlexanderSheen (3547 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Well, Drew is really handsome.

#34 Posted by Humanity (4258 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Someone quick, paste that story someone wrote about Ryan slicing open his stomach and Jeff eating his insides because he had the munchies.

Online

#35 Posted by MariachiMacabre (5368 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Still can't flag polls...I voted Luchadeer.

#36 Posted by Dany (7877 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Drew, Just look at that stud

#37 Posted by Cloudenvy (5730 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

@fluxwavez said:

No, stop.

Please.

(My secret answer would be Drew)

Online

#38 Edited by TruthTellah (3565 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Who do you think?

#39 Posted by Animasta (12779 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

@dany said:

Drew, Just look at that stud

seriously, hot damn.

#40 Edited by AjayRaz (12251 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

this reminds me of the thread where I69edUrGpa confessed his love to dave

#41 Posted by Kerned (1119 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

@truthtellah: You know I never noticed before, but I think Jeff's tits might be fake.

#42 Posted by ProfessorEss (6367 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Where's "None of the Above"?

...also, where's "All of the Above"?

#43 Edited by TruthTellah (3565 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

@kerned said:

@truthtellah: You know I never noticed before, but I think Jeff's tits might be fake.

Hey, however he got em, that's his own business. I ain't no judge.

#44 Posted by A_Pretty_Panda (26 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

I PICKED RYAN JUST THINK OF THAT SEXY MOOSTACHE

OH I'M CUMMING

#45 Edited by RedCricketChase (418 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Ryan.

#46 Posted by Intro (1035 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

You, sick fucks.

Patrick

#47 Posted by Milkman (14004 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

This may be the first time Vinny loses a poll. Maybe the whole "married with kids" thing is driving people away.

#48 Posted by Ravenlight (7085 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Ryan. I want his majestic whiskers to tickle mine.

#49 Posted by Dalai (6212 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Why do I bother voting in these polls?

Luchadeer by far.

#50 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (1497 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

The fate of the coin will declare my fate between Sara Lima and Tara Long. ~ God guide me to the correct choice.