Which of these chips is the 'healthiest'

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#1  Edited By Valhallen

Hey duders! Hope you're having a good Hump Day!

I am currently in between pay checks and have -2 bucks in the bank(it happens). I've been eating very little the last few days to save what actual physical cash I have. I work at a batting cage that sells snacks on the side and am trying to decide which of these flaming hot chips are the least detrimental to my health.

Flaming hot chips are the only solid food we sell. I know it's weird.

My choices are:

Flaming Hot Munchies

Flaming Hot Cheetos w/ Lime

Flaming Hot Funions

Flaming Hot Chester Fries

Which ones will kill me the slowest?

Thanks!

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You should really go to a food bank if you are broke. There is no shame in that, they are there for a reason.

Also 2 bucks would probably be better spent at McDonalds or something.

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There's probably a shitty convenience store nearby that will sell you a shitty $2 salad.

Eat that.

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I'm sure you could get like...a jar of peanut butter on sale that would probably sustain you better.

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Food bank is the best idea in this thread. You contribute to society when you have money so that it can help you out when you don't. Take advantage of the programs available to you in your community. If anyone tells you that you aren't deserving of welfare if you legitimately need it they're a jerk who has never experienced actual hardship.

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#6  Edited By Valhallen

There are people who need that stuff more than me. I had a lot of medical bills the last two months so this isn't my normal life, just a rough 3 weeks. I appreciate the concern though :)

I went with the munchies. Just seemed right :P

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They are all basically the same food and all terrible for you. So I'd just go with the one that has the highest total calories.

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Go and get a big ass bag of rice and some beans or something, you don't have to eat completely terribly if you don't have much money.

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#9  Edited By Valhallen

I have a big bag of brown rice. I just have 7 more hours of work to get through before I can go cook it. There are a lot of factors that lead me to being at a batting cages where I only have hot chips to eat. I don't think we need to get into that haha.

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@49th: I was just about to mention that, because for awhile in college that's exactly what we did in our apartment.

It fucking sucked. But it was better than ramen every day

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Well I'd say ether the one with lime since if it has actual lime that might be sorta healthy? Sorta? All of them might give you the poops though.

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Food bank is the best idea in this thread. You contribute to society when you have money so that it can help you out when you don't. Take advantage of the programs available to you in your community. If anyone tells you that you aren't deserving of welfare if you legitimately need it they're a jerk who has never experienced actual hardship.

Actually, there are also poor people on welfare who are convinced everyone on welfare except them are cheating the system. But yeah, that's what food banks are there for.

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@agent_york: Um read the nutrition facts on the back of the bags and compare them?

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@mjhealy: then buy a $1 thing of hot cheetos and DUMP THAT SHIT INTO THE SALAD

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#15  Edited By notnert427

Having had all these Flaming Hot products, I'd go with the Munchies as the most "healthy", because there are pretzels and some other non-chip shit in there. However, none of them are good for you, and the Flaming Hot Lime Cheetos are awesome, so just eat those.

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@driveuplife: I would have if I could buddy! Gimme a little credit here. The nutrition facts are on the bulk box my boss buys. Not on the bags we have here though.

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Have to go with Flaming Hot Cheetos w/ Lime because of the fruit factor in them

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@i_stay_puft said:

Have to go with Flaming Hot Cheetos w/ Lime because of the fruit factor in them

I like the way you think, secret-Dan-Ryckert-alt-account.

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#19  Edited By ArtisanBreads

I'd just go with whatever has the least sodium in it.

Also as someone who has had some poor streaks, dried beans rule. I use them even now, but discovered them when totally broke. You get a bag with plenty of servings for like $1.

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Eh, they'll probably all kill you at a similar rate. Just have the flaming hot with lime, as that is THE BEST THING. So good.

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Hot Cheetos errday.

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The Sunchips or the Baked Lays.

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#23  Edited By jslack

@agent_york: Hey man. You should probably get some real food to eat so you don't, you know, die. PM me your address, and I'll buy you a pizza.

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@jslack: that is beyond cool of you dude, but I couldn't possibly take you up on that! You are too kind! I figured some financial stuff out after work and started some eBay auctions for games I don't need anymore!

This really is the kindest and nicest community I've ever seen! Thank you again :)

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@agent_york: They're all pretty much the same healthwise, I guess just eat the one that looks the tastiest.

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None of these is appreciably better than any others, but wow the responses in this thread act like the guy is planning on drinking botulinum toxin. It's just some chips in a very specific situation. Eating any of these once, or even for a couple days, is unlikely to have an appreciable effect on your long term health (those trips to the toilet though...)

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the answer is always "whatever has the least sugar and salt"