Which Punch-Outt!! character would you date?

Ok, let's not get on the "I'm a homophobe" band-wagon here. I'm just talking about personality wise. Which Punch-Out!! Character would you want to be intimately involved with and why?

I am trying so hard to restrain my hatred towards you. But it just wants to be unleashed, you know? Enough with the stupid threads? You've made some intelligent ones, and I say you realize which ones those are. Then focus on making more of those threads. Instead of this stupid bullshit.

Umm... why is it stupid?

I'd say Johnny Depp because he kind of looks like a chick.

"Umm... why is it stupid?"

Yet another topic full of fail.

Carry on.

I've deleted a few of your topics tonight. I am going to lock this and hopefully the message will get through to you.

Please stop the spam.

Locked.