None of them because they're both creepy-ass sons of bitches.
If they're not pedo's then I'm a martian. I also think they have a fetish for fat people, since they enjoy making the population fat, forgot what the fetish is called, you know the one where people deliberately get their girlfriends fat, keep feeding them food.
The King, no contest. However, the King vs Jack from Jack in the Box could have a different outcome. Unfortunately, I don't think Jack in the Box is international, so a lot of you probably aren't familiar with it.
Ronald McDonald, since he is Ronald Reagan's alter ego. Why do you think McDonald's started appearing in Russia? Hmm? (Plus the Burger King died a few years ago, so that kinda screws things up.)
Hmm.... Don't know if it's just me or the fact I live in England, but I never see adverts with Ronald McDonald or The King <Edit> Anymore. Used to see them as a toddler </Edit>......... I just see ones advertising the new promotional sandwiches. But from memory, I'd say Ronald McDonald. Growing up, the clown dressed in Red and Yellow, though terrifying, was less so than a stranger dressed in a grotesque mask (my mum specifically told me, whilst growing up, NOT to go with strangers ESPECIALLY if they are wearing masks).
A wise man from a distant land known as "Calleeforniyay" passed by here eight seasons ago. He spoke highly of this "In and Out" place. He went on to say that it was, in his words "The Sheezneez" after toking on the peace pipe. Perhaps one day I shall walk with the buffalo upon this great and mysterious land and enjoy its many bounties.
@donwoogie: I have a friend from Japan, and the first thing she always wants to do when she comes out here is go get In n Out. I'm always willing to take her, if only because she weighs about 100 pounds and loves cheeseburgers. It makes me laugh.
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