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#1 Posted by kingofpeanuts (479 posts) -
#2 Posted by kingofpeanuts (479 posts) -

Pokemon have the advantage because there are so many types.

#3 Posted by Sjupp (1911 posts) -

Jedi, obviously. 
 
Unless Yoda finds his true self and join the ranks of the pokemans.. 
 "yoda, yoda yoda, yooda!!"

#4 Posted by fwylo (3556 posts) -

Jedi.

#5 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

Army of Jedi? 
Define "Army" with every jedi that once was being dead and gone :o 
 
Pokémons for sure! 

#6 Posted by Yummylee (22576 posts) -

I'll put my vote into Jedi, just for moral support. I'd hate to have a world-dominated by pokemon.
#7 Edited by ProfessorEss (7523 posts) -

Depends on the sizes of the army I guess.
 
Are we talking like 50 Pokemon to every Jedi? If that's the case then... oh wait, no, still Jedis.
 
Remember, Jedi fight to the death not to the... uh, faint.

#8 Posted by Brunchies (2484 posts) -

Lightsabers conquer all.

#9 Posted by RichardLOlson (1852 posts) -

Jedi....Pokemon are just little creatures you can fit into your ass...honestly in a "Pokemon Battle"....a pokemon can't stop a bullet.

#10 Posted by themangalist (1748 posts) -

lol wut.

#11 Posted by Yummylee (22576 posts) -
@RichardLOlson said:
"Jedi....Pokemon are just little creatures you can fit into your ass...honestly in a "Pokemon Battle"....a pokemon can't stop a bullet."

I'd love to see someone try and jam a snorlax up their ass. 
 
Wait..actually...no I wouldn't.
#12 Posted by Bucketdeth (8048 posts) -

I'm going to have to go with Pokemon, theres just to many types for those light up sword/dildo holding jedi's.

#13 Posted by davidwitten22 (1708 posts) -

I think Charizard would set everyone on fire.

#14 Posted by themangalist (1748 posts) -
  did you say an army of jedis fighting a pokemon? gosh, everyone knows the answer to that.
 
@RichardLOlson said:
" Jedi....Pokemon are just little creatures you can fit into your ass...honestly in a "Pokemon Battle"....a pokemon can't stop a bullet. "
jedis can't either. they can only reflect lasers.
#15 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -
@RichardLOlson said:
" Jedi....Pokemon are just little creatures you can fit into your ass...honestly in a "Pokemon Battle"....a pokemon can't stop a bullet. "
When did jedis start using bullets? :o
#16 Posted by AgentJ (8778 posts) -

Tough to say. If you're talking a bunch of legendaries, or even just one Arceus/Celebi/Dialga/Palkia, the jedi are screwed. If it's just a bunch of Pikachu, Jedi for sure.

#17 Posted by Donkeysraliens (146 posts) -

What pokemon we talking about? because i doubt an army of magikarp would have much of a chance...  
'Magikarp used splash... nothing seemed to happen' 
'Obi-Wan Kenobi used Light Saber.... Its super effective!' 
We dine on fried magikarp tonight!!

#18 Posted by Icemael (6364 posts) -

Emperor what's-his-name in Star Wars is supposedly an extremely powerful Jedi, and his powers amount roughly to those of a fucking Pikachu. Pokemon for sure.

#19 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam.

#20 Posted by Dom (436 posts) -

Chikorita pwns all

#21 Edited by ProfessorEss (7523 posts) -
@ryanwho said:

" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "

Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam.
#22 Posted by JJOR64 (19070 posts) -

Pokemon for sure.

#23 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

Jedis, on the whole, kind of suck. What you have are a handful of exceptional Jedi and a bunch of fodder that even clone troops could take out.

#24 Posted by Raymayne (1226 posts) -

teh pok3manz

#25 Posted by MrTea (34 posts) -

the Jedi are basically psychic fighting type, so a bunch of flying type pokemon would do the job. The Sith are a different story because some of them can cast thunderbolt or something like that, So Siths are dark-electric or dark-fighting, which means a togepi would destroy the emperor.
 
That must be why there are no pokemon in the star wars movies, it would be like a five minute fight and BOOM pokemon win. Easy!

#26 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -
@ProfessorEss said:
" @ryanwho said:

" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "

Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam. "
Pikachu killed a bunch of dumb robots in the TV show. I think Mewtwo killed some dudes in the movie.
#27 Posted by Rinkalicous (1340 posts) -
@ProfessorEss said:
" @ryanwho said:

" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "

Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam. "
Mewtwo killed Ash... Ash just got better thanks to Pokétears. 
 
Have I qualified for a 'bam'?
#28 Posted by ProfessorEss (7523 posts) -
@Rinkalicous said:
" @ProfessorEss said:
" @ryanwho said:

" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "

Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam. "
Mewtwo killed Ash... Ash just got better thanks to Pokétears.  Have I qualified for a 'bam'? "
I suppose. Do it.
#29 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

Pokemon tears revive the dead. That's another thing. They're made of stem cells or something.

#30 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -
@Rinkalicous said:
" @ProfessorEss said:
" @ryanwho said:

" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "

Name a Pokemon that's ever killed anything or anyone. Bam. "
Mewtwo killed Ash... Ash just got better thanks to Pokétears.  "
BAM!
#31 Posted by Teaspoon83 (629 posts) -

Man, I suppose it is sad that I'm actually trying to logically choose the winner in this crazy battle but I can't, they just seem eye to eye. That being said, a Jedi actually kills things. Can't think of the last time I saw that happen on a Pokemon cartoon.

#32 Posted by Lukaz (181 posts) -

All you need are some Jedi mind tricks. It's like a super effective and consistent confusion in Pokemon terms. Hence the Pokemon are fucked. 

#33 Posted by RobotHamster (4177 posts) -

Pokemon of course, the force has nothing against charizard!

#34 Posted by Spoonybard37 (300 posts) -
@ProfessorEss said:
" Depends on the sizes of the army I guess.  Are we talking like 50 Pokemon to every Jedi? If that's the case then... oh wait, no, still Jedis.  Remember, Jedi fight to the death not to the... uh, faint. "
#35 Posted by Rinkalicous (1340 posts) -

According to the pokedex, doesn't Flareon burn at 50 billion degrees or something equally ridiculous? How are Jedi meant to match that? 
 
Speaking of which, I was always surprised at how Flareon didn't instantly melt 500 miles into the ground the second one was called out of a pokeball, after setting fire to everything in about a one mile radius.

#36 Posted by IIChristian89II (244 posts) -

pokemon because they only faint whereas jedi can die!

#37 Posted by Geno (6477 posts) -

Isn't Hyper Beam like a mini-nuke? Imagine 100 of them at once...

#38 Posted by Afroman269 (7387 posts) -

Pokemon don't die, they faint.

#39 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19388 posts) -

Pokemon.  Dude, Dialga controls space and Palkia controls time.  Just those two would destroy all of the Jedi.

#40 Posted by LordAndrew (14430 posts) -

It's well-established in the Star Wars canon that Jedi are weak to fainting.

#41 Posted by newmarcom (297 posts) -

 Trick question because everyone LOVES mudkips.
#42 Posted by Redux626 (68 posts) -
@newmarcom said:
"
 Trick question because everyone LOVES mudkips.
"
Actually I HATE MUDKIPZ >;o, And if were talking Jedi then Pokemon, But if we get the Sith and Sith Lords involved, The Sith.
#43 Posted by ajamafalous (12164 posts) -
@ryanwho said:
" Jedis were all but wiped out. Name one Pokemon, ever, that died. Bam. "
Lol'd.
#44 Posted by kingofpeanuts (479 posts) -
@ProfessorEss: I forgot about that.
#45 Posted by Whisperkill (2969 posts) -
@Icemael said:
" Emperor what's-his-name in Star Wars is supposedly an extremely powerful Jedi, and his powers amount roughly to those of a fucking Pikachu. Pokemon for sure. "
Ummmm, what?
#46 Posted by supersonic4336 (53 posts) -

How the hell are Jedi winning? This should be an obvious answer on sheer numbers alone. Pokemon would win! Most Jedi attacks would be ineffective against Pokemon. Heck, Rock Pokemon alone could beat the Jedi.  Only the super awesome ones like Yoda could think of moving an Onyx.

#47 Posted by AlwaysAngry (2866 posts) -

Jedi, duh.

#48 Posted by Godwind (2596 posts) -

I'll vote pokemon because chansey is hotter. 

#49 Posted by Forever (100 posts) -

The real question is who would win a fight jedi, or an army of dittos

#50 Posted by ninjakiller (3405 posts) -

@everyone who voted pokemon
 
Pokemon?  How old are you? 12?