I would choose B, since at 50 feet or so, a witness would not be able to tell if the person hitting you was male or female. I would take the risk of being hit by a woman. Take that Chris Brown!
I could get smacked by skinny dudes all day. When I get punched in the face, I go into fight-or-flight mode, and if somebody wants to tango, I'm always down.
Now my policy on assaulting women is this: If they can dish it out, they've already agreed to take it (olde world values, never you mind).
My conscience, however, prevents me from hitting a woman. So I'd take on the scrawny dude, why not? I've got a few minutes to kill.
I'd pick the guy. Simple matter of biology combined with self-defence. You kick a guy as hard as you can in the nuts, he's gonna feel it. Possibly keel over and vomit which obviously stops him from punching you again. You kick a girl in the minge, she doesn't stop hitting you. It hurts sure, but just because it was a kick with force. It's all about damage limitation.
"I'd pick the guy. Simple matter of biology combined with self-defence. You kick a guy as hard as you can in the nuts, he's gonna feel it. Possibly keel over and vomit which obviously stops him from punching you again. You kick a girl in the minge, she doesn't stop hitting you. It hurts sure, but just because it was a kick with force. It's all about damage limitation."
"I'd pick the guy. Simple matter of biology combined with self-defence. You kick a guy as hard as you can in the nuts, he's gonna feel it. Possibly keel over and vomit which obviously stops him from punching you again. You kick a girl in the minge, she doesn't stop hitting you. It hurts sure, but just because it was a kick with force. It's all about damage limitation."
That's fowl play!"
I'm a girl. There is no code of law among women when it comes to nut kicking. :D
"I'd pick the guy. Simple matter of biology combined with self-defence. You kick a guy as hard as you can in the nuts, he's gonna feel it. Possibly keel over and vomit which obviously stops him from punching you again. You kick a girl in the minge, she doesn't stop hitting you. It hurts sure, but just because it was a kick with force. It's all about damage limitation."
That's fowl play!"
I'm a girl. There is no code of law among women when it comes to nut kicking. :D"
Damn you and your girly loop-hole.
I still say that's cheating. Girls could just as easily drop a Chun Li kick to the throat, but no, they always have to go for the family jewels.
"I'd pick the guy. Simple matter of biology combined with self-defence. You kick a guy as hard as you can in the nuts, he's gonna feel it. Possibly keel over and vomit which obviously stops him from punching you again. You kick a girl in the minge, she doesn't stop hitting you. It hurts sure, but just because it was a kick with force. It's all about damage limitation."
That's fowl play!"
I'm a girl. There is no code of law among women when it comes to nut kicking. :D"
Damn you and your girly loop-hole.I still say that's cheating. Girls could just as easily drop a Chun Li kick to the throat, but no, they always have to go for the family jewels."
But that has it's limitations. If the guy is 6ft 4 and the girl is 5ft 5, a spinning kick to the throat could be mighty challenging, nigh impossible. Nuts are always in kicking range. Plus I love that look of absolute horror and agony a guy gets the moment your knee reaches his crotch. Mean and almost bordering on sadism I know, but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.
But that has it's limitations. If the guy is 6ft 4 and the girl is 5ft 5, a spinning kick to the throat could be mighty challenging, nigh impossible. Nuts are always in kicking range. Plus I love that look of absolute horror and agony a guy gets the moment your knee reaches his crotch. Mean and almost bordering on sadism I know, but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do."
As cruel and brutal as a shot to the pills may be, you make a solid argument.
I once saw two girls having a fight and one got kicked right in the fanny and she went down like a brick and my friend was saying that getting hit in the tits really hurts, so maybe you're not as protected as you'd like to think.
"I once saw two girls having a fight and one got kicked right in the fanny and she went down like a brick and my friend was saying that getting hit in the tits really hurts, so maybe you're not as protected as you'd like to think."
I saw a girl roundhouse kick another girl in the teeth then pull her up by her nappy-ass weave.
"I once saw two girls having a fight and one got kicked right in the fanny and she went down like a brick and my friend was saying that getting hit in the tits really hurts, so maybe you're not as protected as you'd like to think."
Fair point but a kick to the minge isn't truly immobilising. I've never seen a girl been really effected after said attack although I've only seen it once. Maybe this "girl" you speak of was hiding something? Booby punches do indeed hurt but not any more so than a punch in the face would.
"I once saw two girls having a fight and one got kicked right in the fanny and she went down like a brick and my friend was saying that getting hit in the tits really hurts, so maybe you're not as protected as you'd like to think."
Fair point but a kick to the minge isn't truly immobilising. I've never seen a girl been really effected after said attack although I've only seen it once. Maybe this "girl" you speak of was hiding something? Booby punches do indeed hurt but not any more so than a punch in the face would."
Should I be chuckling so hard everytime I hear the term "minge"?
I opted for the fat woman because her paws would be larger and distribute the impact over my face. Whereas skinny guys basically have doorknobs for fists.
skinny guys wouldn't hurt so much as like a bee sting, plus there faster....now a big girl would be much slower, but the impact would be more devistating just for the fact that after the white castles she ate, she would no doubt fart after hitting me and I would pass out from the smell.
Cause as we know children, fat women fart as they move.
(This is a pic of my sister in-law....yeah it just screams scary)
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