Why Batman is Best

Batman...

- is a super hero yet doesn't have super powers

- he uses his brain to help beat the shit out of bad guys

- he is a trained ninja 

- he killed his ninja sensei 

- he is a detective

- he watched his parents die (HK!)

- He makes Robin his bitch 

- He has a british butler named Alfred

- He is friends with Morgan Freeman

- Morgan Freeman gives him free tanks n other cool military shit

- He can't fly, but he can GLIDE!

- His worst enemy is a clown

- He's got a thing for bad girls (catwoman, poison ivy)

- Most of all. He wears tights. 

Great, I suppose. Well done to you. Bless.

- His armor sometimes has nipple imprints on it.
- He is just a rich dude with too much time on his hands
- He dresses up as a bat and nobody finds that silly or strange.

- He has a young boy at his side?
- He wares his underwear on the outside
- He has fancy toys

Indeed.

Um okay

-He beat up Superman

" -He beat up Superman "

I approve of this thread.

Get's his back broken by a guy wearing an SM mask

He's an overrated character that people inexplicably fawn over.

BATMAN!!!!! 
@VelvetLore04 said:

" He's an overrated character that people inexplicably fawn over. "

He had an animated show that kicked ass. The having no power thing just makes him seem more badass.

He's not just a detective, he's one of the greatest ever.    

BATMANBATMANBATMAN.com

-He has maybe the greatest enemies ever. (Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze, Riddler, Penguin, Two-Face.) 
-He's a pretty cool friend.

Ironman better

Is there such thing as an untrained ninja?

You know who's better than Batman? Edward Norton. 

-He is Batman  

this thread has me giggling like a clown

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" Ironman better "

Because the GB staff love him!!!!! <3 <3

" Because the GB staff love him!!!!! <3 <3 "

He does not kill even his worst enemies and refuses to use firarms. That's impressive!

" @Underachiever007 said:

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Hey, that's the old Batman is it not? "

" @AlphaCentauri said:

" @Underachiever007 said:

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Hey, that's the old Batman is it not? "

Yup, that's Adam West Batman. "

" He does not kill even his worst enemies and refuses to use firarms. That's impressive! "

" @Underachiever007 said:

" @AlphaCentauri said:

" @Underachiever007 said:

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Hey, that's the old Batman is it not? "

Yup, that's Adam West Batman. "

Is he from the 1989 movie or the TV series or what? "

He has the best plastic ears of all comic characters.
 

-Banged  Talia Al Ghul ( who is one hot chick) 
-Has a son named Damien who is the new Robin

" -Banged  Talia Al Ghul ( who is one hot chick) -Has a son named Damien who is the new Robin "

" @AlphaCentauri said:

" @Underachiever007 said:

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" @Underachiever007 said:

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Hey, that's the old Batman is it not? "

Yup, that's Adam West Batman. "

Is he from the 1989 movie or the TV series or what? "

He's from the 60s tv series.  "

co-signed by me

" You know who's better than Batman? Edward Norton.  "

" @ninjakiller said:

" -Banged  Talia Al Ghul ( who is one hot chick) -Has a son named Damien who is the new Robin "

I'm fairly certain Robin isn't his son. Robin's family was killed by Scarface. "  

" @ninjakiller said:

" -Banged  Talia Al Ghul ( who is one hot chick) -Has a son named Damien who is the new Robin "

I'm fairly certain Robin isn't his son. Robin's family was killed by Scarface. "

" @AlphaCentauri said:

" @ninjakiller said:

" -Banged  Talia Al Ghul ( who is one hot chick) -Has a son named Damien who is the new Robin "

I'm fairly certain Robin isn't his son. Robin's family was killed by Scarface. "

lmao. 'Say hello to my little friend' 'Yeah, well..say hello to the League of Assassins....bitch'  Batman has waaay too many continuities. I still think Terry McGuiness is Batman. -_- "

"-He is Batman"

" @Jazz said:

" @AlphaCentauri said:

" @ninjakiller said:

" -Banged  Talia Al Ghul ( who is one hot chick) -Has a son named Damien who is the new Robin "

I'm fairly certain Robin isn't his son. Robin's family was killed by Scarface. "

lmao. 'Say hello to my little friend' 'Yeah, well..say hello to the League of Assassins....bitch'  Batman has waaay too many continuities. I still think Terry McGuiness is Batman. -_- "

Oh yeah, there are a lot of continuities. "

Batman was one of two comics I read growing up, because he was basically a super ninja.
Ironman was the other, because he was basically a robot.
I was a child of simple tastes.

" BATMAN!!!!! 
@VelvetLore04 said:

" He's an overrated character that people inexplicably fawn over. "

You're a terrible person. This guy clearly poured his heart out writing that masterful piece of poetry, and you have to go and insult Batman, and in a place where Batman is worshiped AS A GOD (Giant Bomb).  "

Batman is actually a rather stiff and dull character. If you noticed the real colorful characters in the batman mythos are the villains. They make him look better that what he really s. 

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? 
 
BATMAN.

Much as I'd love to be on the Batman war wagon, there's just too much seedy stuff going on with that man.

I like Batman for his darker and more realistic qualities. However, in the DC universe, if Batman were to go head to head with Superman.... Let's just hope Batman remembered to put on some Kryptonite undies before he got into that fight.