- is a super hero yet doesn't have super powers
- he uses his brain to help beat the shit out of bad guys
- he is a trained ninja
- he killed his ninja sensei
- he is a detective
- he watched his parents die (HK!)
- He makes Robin his bitch
- He has a british butler named Alfred
- He is friends with Morgan Freeman
- Morgan Freeman gives him free tanks n other cool military shit
- He can't fly, but he can GLIDE!
- His worst enemy is a clown
- He's got a thing for bad girls (catwoman, poison ivy)
- Most of all. He wears tights.
I wrote this by the way.