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#1 Posted by Eric_Buck (1290 posts) -

Batman...

 

- is a super hero yet doesn't have super powers

- he uses his brain to help beat the shit out of bad guys

- he is a trained ninja 

- he killed his ninja sensei 

- he is a detective

- he watched his parents die (HK!)

- He makes Robin his bitch 

- He has a british butler named Alfred

- He is friends with Morgan Freeman

- Morgan Freeman gives him free tanks n other cool military shit

- He can't fly, but he can GLIDE!

- His worst enemy is a clown

- He's got a thing for bad girls (catwoman, poison ivy)

- Most of all. He wears tights. 

    
I wrote this by the way.
#2 Edited by KarlPilkington (2678 posts) -

Great, I suppose. Well done to you. Bless.

#3 Posted by Xeiphyer (5593 posts) -

- His armor sometimes has nipple imprints on it.
- He is just a rich dude with too much time on his hands
- He dresses up as a bat and nobody finds that silly or strange.

#4 Edited by l4wd0g (1895 posts) -

- He has a young boy at his side?
- He wares his underwear on the outside
- He has fancy toys

  I’m certain there is a “sure, unsure” joke to be made here.  
#5 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

Indeed.

#6 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

Um okay

#7 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5374 posts) -

-He beat up Superman

#8 Posted by l4wd0g (1895 posts) -
@Vito_Raliffe said:
" -He beat up Superman "
and Spawn, and Predator (multiple times)
#9 Posted by CookieMonster (2414 posts) -

I approve of this thread.

#10 Edited by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

Get's his back broken by a guy wearing an SM mask

#11 Posted by DonChipotle (2693 posts) -

He's an overrated character that people inexplicably fawn over.

#12 Posted by MooseyMcMan (10377 posts) -

BATMAN!!!!! 
@VelvetLore04 said:

" He's an overrated character that people inexplicably fawn over. "
You're a terrible person. This guy clearly poured his heart out writing that masterful piece of poetry, and you have to go and insult Batman, and in a place where Batman is worshiped AS A GOD (Giant Bomb). 
#13 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3683 posts) -

He had an animated show that kicked ass. The having no power thing just makes him seem more badass.

#14 Posted by craven_fiend (20 posts) -

He's not just a detective, he's one of the greatest ever.    

#15 Posted by RobotHamster (4170 posts) -

BATMANBATMANBATMAN.com

#16 Posted by Underachiever007 (2468 posts) -

  I approve of this thread. 
#17 Posted by awesomeusername (4153 posts) -

-He has maybe the greatest enemies ever. (Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze, Riddler, Penguin, Two-Face.) 
-He's a pretty cool friend.

#18 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5797 posts) -

Ironman better

#19 Posted by phrosnite (3518 posts) -

Is there such thing as an untrained ninja?

#21 Posted by RoboRobb (1051 posts) -

You know who's better than Batman? Edward Norton. 

#22 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5135 posts) -

-He is Batman  

#23 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

this thread has me giggling like a clown

#24 Posted by AlphaCentauri (183 posts) -
@Underachiever007 said:
"
  I approve of this thread. 
"
Hey, that's the old Batman is it not?
#25 Posted by AlphaCentauri (183 posts) -
@FancySoapsMan said:
" Ironman better "
Get out!
#26 Posted by Yummylee (21208 posts) -

Because the GB staff love him!!!!! <3 <3

#27 Posted by AlphaCentauri (183 posts) -
@Abyssfull said:
" Because the GB staff love him!!!!! <3 <3 "
MattyFTM is Batman.
#28 Posted by Galiant (2176 posts) -

He does not kill even his worst enemies and refuses to use firarms. That's impressive!

#29 Posted by Underachiever007 (2468 posts) -
@AlphaCentauri said:
" @Underachiever007 said:
"
  I approve of this thread. 
"
Hey, that's the old Batman is it not? "
Yup, that's Adam West Batman.
#30 Posted by AlphaCentauri (183 posts) -
@Underachiever007 said:
" @AlphaCentauri said:
" @Underachiever007 said:
"
  I approve of this thread. 
"
Hey, that's the old Batman is it not? "
Yup, that's Adam West Batman. "
Is he from the 1989 movie or the TV series or what?
#31 Posted by AlphaCentauri (183 posts) -
@Galiant said:
" He does not kill even his worst enemies and refuses to use firarms. That's impressive! "
He didn't save Razalgul though. He could have arrested him.
#32 Posted by Eric_Buck (1290 posts) -
@AlphaCentauri said:
" @Underachiever007 said:
" @AlphaCentauri said:
" @Underachiever007 said:
"
  I approve of this thread. 
"
Hey, that's the old Batman is it not? "
Yup, that's Adam West Batman. "
Is he from the 1989 movie or the TV series or what? "
He's from the 60s tv series. 
#33 Posted by imsh_pl (3295 posts) -

He has the best plastic ears of all comic characters.
 


Awww yeeah.
#34 Posted by ninjakiller (3405 posts) -

-Banged  Talia Al Ghul ( who is one hot chick) 
-Has a son named Damien who is the new Robin

#35 Posted by AlphaCentauri (183 posts) -
@ninjakiller said:
" -Banged  Talia Al Ghul ( who is one hot chick) -Has a son named Damien who is the new Robin "
I'm fairly certain Robin isn't his son. Robin's family was killed by Scarface.
#36 Posted by AlphaCentauri (183 posts) -
@Eric_Buck said:
" @AlphaCentauri said:
" @Underachiever007 said:
" @AlphaCentauri said:
" @Underachiever007 said:
"
  I approve of this thread. 
"
Hey, that's the old Batman is it not? "
Yup, that's Adam West Batman. "
Is he from the 1989 movie or the TV series or what? "
He's from the 60s tv series.  "
Okay, thanks.
/informative
#37 Posted by rockymedure (24 posts) -

co-signed by me

#38 Posted by AlphaCentauri (183 posts) -
@RoboRobb said:
" You know who's better than Batman? Edward Norton.  "
Nobody, that's who.
#39 Edited by ninjakiller (3405 posts) -
@AlphaCentauri said:

" @ninjakiller said:

" -Banged  Talia Al Ghul ( who is one hot chick) -Has a son named Damien who is the new Robin "

I'm fairly certain Robin isn't his son. Robin's family was killed by Scarface. "  
 
Damian Wayne
#40 Posted by Jazz (2090 posts) -
@AlphaCentauri said:
" @ninjakiller said:
" -Banged  Talia Al Ghul ( who is one hot chick) -Has a son named Damien who is the new Robin "
I'm fairly certain Robin isn't his son. Robin's family was killed by Scarface. "
lmao. 
'Say hello to my little friend' 
'Yeah, well..say hello to the League of Assassins....bitch' 
 
Batman has waaay too many continuities. I still think Terry McGuiness is Batman. 
-_-
#41 Posted by AlphaCentauri (183 posts) -
@Jazz said:
" @AlphaCentauri said:
" @ninjakiller said:
" -Banged  Talia Al Ghul ( who is one hot chick) -Has a son named Damien who is the new Robin "
I'm fairly certain Robin isn't his son. Robin's family was killed by Scarface. "
lmao. 'Say hello to my little friend' 'Yeah, well..say hello to the League of Assassins....bitch'  Batman has waaay too many continuities. I still think Terry McGuiness is Batman. -_- "
Oh yeah, there are a lot of continuities.
#42 Posted by PenguinDust (12442 posts) -
@Mr_Skeleton said:
"-He is Batman"
That's reason enough for me.
#43 Posted by Jazz (2090 posts) -
@AlphaCentauri said:
" @Jazz said:
" @AlphaCentauri said:
" @ninjakiller said:
" -Banged  Talia Al Ghul ( who is one hot chick) -Has a son named Damien who is the new Robin "
I'm fairly certain Robin isn't his son. Robin's family was killed by Scarface. "
lmao. 'Say hello to my little friend' 'Yeah, well..say hello to the League of Assassins....bitch'  Batman has waaay too many continuities. I still think Terry McGuiness is Batman. -_- "
Oh yeah, there are a lot of continuities. "
It was Two-Face by the way, if you go by Dark Victory..and I think it was Penguin in TAS. 
It also depends if you're talking about Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie or Damien...but thats a whole different kettle of fish.
#44 Posted by GlenTennis (3144 posts) -

Batman was one of two comics I read growing up, because he was basically a super ninja.
Ironman was the other, because he was basically a robot.
I was a child of simple tastes.

#45 Posted by DonChipotle (2693 posts) -
@MooseyMcMan said:
" BATMAN!!!!! 
@VelvetLore04 said:
" He's an overrated character that people inexplicably fawn over. "
You're a terrible person. This guy clearly poured his heart out writing that masterful piece of poetry, and you have to go and insult Batman, and in a place where Batman is worshiped AS A GOD (Giant Bomb).  "
 
I will always insult Batman until my demands are met. 
 
 
Or something.
#46 Posted by mordukai (7127 posts) -

Batman is actually a rather stiff and dull character. If you noticed the real colorful characters in the batman mythos are the villains. They make him look better that what he really s. 

#47 Posted by Lotus (204 posts) -

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? 
 
BATMAN.

#48 Posted by Zafmg (324 posts) -

Much as I'd love to be on the Batman war wagon, there's just too much seedy stuff going on with that man.

#49 Posted by danimal_furry (1453 posts) -

I like Batman for his darker and more realistic qualities. However, in the DC universe, if Batman were to go head to head with Superman.... Let's just hope Batman remembered to put on some Kryptonite undies before he got into that fight.

#50 Edited by audiosnag (1604 posts) -

 
     
Hells yeah.