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#1 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6652 posts) -

All they do is have stupid spots and run fast what good is that even. What a stupid animal.

Why do you have such terrible taste in animals?

#2 Edited by Vuud (2054 posts) -

I'm with you, bro. Fuck cheetahs. Except Chester. He's pretty cool.

#3 Posted by falserelic (5721 posts) -

Can't say I dislike cheetahs, but I ain't going no where near one. Just like how I won't go near a pissed-off bull.

#4 Posted by JacDG (2134 posts) -

Your opinion is wrong and you are stupid.

#5 Posted by CaptainSandwich (71 posts) -

@jacdg said:

Your opinion is wrong and you are stupid.

#6 Posted by Jixashauser (255 posts) -

Everything you said was wrong with cheetahs is what makes them great.

#7 Posted by CaLe (4169 posts) -

You wouldn't know cool if it chased your car at 70mp/h, jumped through your window, then tore your jugular out.

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#8 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6652 posts) -

@cale said:

You wouldn't know cool if it chased your car at 70mp/h, jumped through your window, then tore your jugular out.

I don't even have a jugular.

This is just another example of the incompetence of cheetahs.

#9 Posted by RandomHero666 (3184 posts) -

Cheetahs are my least Favorite big cat.

Jaguar power!!
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s66/MitsurugiSCII/adchchsw.gif

#10 Posted by falserelic (5721 posts) -

Hakuna Matata, what does it mean?

It means no worries for the rest of your day....

#11 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6652 posts) -

Hakuna Matata, what does it mean?

It means no worries for the rest of your day....

This is another excellent point, cheetahs don't know how to relax.

What the fuck are cheetahs in such a hurry to get to? It's not like they have to be anywhere. They're fucking animals, all they have to do is animal bull shit all day.

#12 Posted by Video_Game_King (36567 posts) -

You don't know how hard cheetahs have it, man. IT AIN'T EASY BEING CHEESY! *runs out of room crying*

#13 Posted by Slag (5364 posts) -

More of a Leopard print guy myself.

#14 Posted by 49th (2978 posts) -

Theme tune for this thread:

#15 Posted by Colonel_Fury (462 posts) -

I hate cheetos.

#16 Posted by falserelic (5721 posts) -

I hate cheetos.

But I loved cheetos especially the hot flavor. It gave me that extra kick, that spice that I needed. My reaction to it was similar to this guy in a sense.

#17 Edited by JasonR86 (9994 posts) -

Cause they are mad fast bro!

#18 Posted by gokaired (581 posts) -

I'm a Panther man myself.

#19 Edited by Yummylee (23180 posts) -

The best car from the best GTA game.

#20 Edited by Krockett (509 posts) -

@yummylee said:

The best car from the best GTA game.

Drop the mic bro! BAM!!!! (Golf Clap)

#21 Edited by Warfare (1671 posts) -

I prefer Deja Vu.

#22 Posted by I_Stay_Puft (4394 posts) -

cheetos.

#23 Edited by EvilNiGHTS (1169 posts) -

Yeah, everyone's all like "cheetahs are fast, bro", but then how come they never win the Olympics?

#24 Posted by JasonR86 (9994 posts) -

@vuud said:

I'm with you, bro. Fuck cheetahs. Except Chester. He's pretty cool.

Would you say he's fly?

#25 Posted by PenguinDust (12729 posts) -

Sex appeal.

#26 Posted by JasonR86 (9994 posts) -
#27 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

#28 Edited by mikethekilla (329 posts) -

Because they're majestic as fuck

#29 Posted by tourgen (4568 posts) -

All they do is have stupid spots and run fast what good is that even. What a stupid animal.

Why do you have such terrible taste in animals?

YES! They are so dumb. They are a evolutionary joke. They sacrifice so much for speed and full maneuverability at top speed - killing power, weight, strength. And for what? Actual data from GPS tracked cheetahs shows a top hunting speed of 58mph. LOL. What a joke.

If cheetahs were an RTS unit no one would ever build them. They suck.

#30 Edited by Colourful_Hippie (4761 posts) -

Now that's a good thread.

#31 Posted by gokaired (581 posts) -

You're not supposed to out run a cheetah, you're suppose to shot them before they get near you :P

#32 Posted by Doltz (53 posts) -

Cheetahs suck.

Why do you think the next OSX is named after a surfing spot instead of being called OSX Cheetah...

Also Cheetor was the worst Beast Wars character ever, including Rattrap...

#33 Posted by OneKillWonder_ (1946 posts) -

Whatever, assholes. Cheetahs are the shit. Sorry some of you guys are too stupid to fully understand and appreciate cheetahs. I mean, who else is going to take care of all those pesky antelopes and wildebeests. Jaguars? Panthers? Give me a fucking break. Fucking animal n00bs.

#34 Posted by ShaggE (7018 posts) -

Y'know something? These fucking cheetah fanboys waltz up in here all hoity-toity with their "Cheetahs are the best animal" shill bullshit, CLEARLY paid off by cheetah manufacturers (a.k.a, cheetahs), and for too long, we've just sat here and taken it.

You know what the best animal REALLY is, cheetah fanboys? Motherfucking giraffes. Giraffes will straight up headbutt a cheetah and still be standing ten motherfucking feet away doing a motherfucking softshoe dance number like "what up, cheetah bitch?".

Your move, cheetahs.

#35 Posted by SilentPredator (152 posts) -

#36 Posted by Vuud (2054 posts) -

I took a quiz on some hippie website and you know what my spirit animal is? Freakin' WOLVERINE. I bet the worst wolverine would kick the shit out of the best cheetah any day of the week.

#37 Posted by Hunter5024 (6244 posts) -

My mom is a cheetah and this thread is racist.

#38 Posted by medacris (711 posts) -

I like cheetahs because I think all cats are awesome.

#39 Posted by SargeGulp (244 posts) -

@doltz: I admit he wasn't a farting rhinoceros or even Inferno nor Waspinator.. but he certainly wasn't the worst IMO.

#40 Posted by Sploder (918 posts) -

they are sick bruv why you hatin

#41 Edited by TheVeteran13 (1257 posts) -

I used to be friends with a cheetah but some lady stabbed him.

#42 Posted by Tireyo (6712 posts) -

I like Chester Cheetah, but that's about the only Cheetah I like.

#43 Posted by Hunkulese (2968 posts) -

Fuck all cats.

#44 Edited by Sinusoidal (2078 posts) -
#45 Posted by StarvingGamer (8890 posts) -

It ain't easy being cheesy.

#46 Edited by Marz (5692 posts) -

i dunno

#47 Posted by EarlessShrimp (1776 posts) -

@49th said:

Theme tune for this thread:

Thanks for this, It'll be stuck in my head again. It can be that song or perhaps... this one?

#48 Edited by CreepyUncleBrad (203 posts) -

Because fuck gazelles

#49 Posted by villainy (638 posts) -

Oh I don't know. Cheetahs are okay but I was always more of a Pumaman.

#50 Edited by benspyda (2108 posts) -

Not for their ferociousness that's for sure, up close they are very cute. They purr like cat and also behave a bit like dogs, they probably would make good pets. Obviously that wouldn't mean going up and hugging one in the wild but in captivity you can stroke them and cuddle them. If your preference for a big cat is how dangerous they are then it wouldn't be your pick. But I don't really want a Pitbull or a German Shepherd as I pet either so that's probably why I'd pick a Cheetah over the other big cats.

This is one of my favorite videos I took from a zoo I visited in New Zealand.