American Football is just the most slow and boring sport there is. Tennis is even more exciting. With American Football or "football" as you like to call it, you're watching people run around on an enormous field of plain grass for hours just throwing the ball to each other wearing sissy protective clothing, and finally after maybe after minutes you might get lucky and watch a touchdown being scored. The announcers even have to mask how boring the sport is by shouting "TOOOUCHDOWNNNN!" and holding the word for a whole minute to try and make it like some exciting thing since absolutely nothing else ever happens in a game of American Football, except for maybe the occasional instance where an American Football player starts crying because he got kicked in the shin.
Also, you can throw the ball forward just seems unfair because you can determine who wins by a random throw that has no relevance to the rest of the game. Talk about cheap. It's also the only sport there is where you can turn on the TV and not have any clue which direction the teams are supposed to go in.
And also - tie games. Who wants to watch a sport where there is no winner? Not real competitors, that's for sure.
To those who actually like to watch American Football, can you explain why your sport isn't awful? Why can't America get with the rest of the world's program and pick up Football (Soccer)?