Why the hell does my shirt collar tickle me?

Is there anything that I can do? It distracts me from everything else, it's almost like torture, I feel like Brad in this picture, that's how I feel. 
  
Anyone else get that sometimes? Where your shirt collar is just digging into your neck like the evil thing it is. 
 

Is there anything that I can do? It distracts me from everything else, it's almost like torture, I feel like Brad in this picture, that's how I feel. 
  
Anyone else get that sometimes? Where your shirt collar is just digging into your neck like the evil thing it is. 
 

It's because you're ticklish. I suggest wearing a shirt without a collar.

" I was about the ask the exact same question about my grandpa! "

" Well who do you think this forum is going to believe? Me or some ticklish little confused floozy. "

" It's a well known fact that this thread climaxed with the grandpa post. It's only downhill from here on out. "

The tags in my shirt bother me. My wife says it's because of my ADHD. It draws my focus away from the task at hand, so I usually cut the tags out.

cut away the collars of your shirts. 
 

Dude, Gardeners don't exist, they're a pre-universal concept, you can only accept the existence of Gardeners on faith.
 
 
 
 

....Wait a sec, this is the wrong artofwar420 thread!

"The tags in my shirt bother me. My wife says it's because of my ADHD. It draws my focus away from the task at hand, so I usually cut the tags out. "

" @Claude said:

"The tags in my shirt bother me. My wife says it's because of my ADHD. It draws my focus away from the task at hand, so I usually cut the tags out. "

What happens when the task at hand IS cutting the tags out?   In my head I picture you instantly falling into a deep, frustrated slumber as soon as cutting the tags becomes the task at hand. "

" @BiffMcBlumpkin said:

" @Claude said:

"The tags in my shirt bother me. My wife says it's because of my ADHD. It draws my focus away from the task at hand, so I usually cut the tags out. "

What happens when the task at hand IS cutting the tags out?   In my head I picture you instantly falling into a deep, frustrated slumber as soon as cutting the tags becomes the task at hand. "

No no, this is the secret to infinite renewable energy! We can strap turbines to his focus, and the focus resisting the task at hand in perpetuity will solve the energy crisis!   Claude and Biff are going to single-handedly usher in a new era of task-at-hand based renewable energy! "

" @BiffMcBlumpkin said:

" @Claude said:

"The tags in my shirt bother me. My wife says it's because of my ADHD. It draws my focus away from the task at hand, so I usually cut the tags out. "

What happens when the task at hand IS cutting the tags out?   In my head I picture you instantly falling into a deep, frustrated slumber as soon as cutting the tags becomes the task at hand. "

No no, this is the secret to infinite renewable energy! We can strap turbines to his focus, and the focus resisting the task at hand in perpetuity will solve the energy crisis!   Claude and Biff are going to single-handedly usher in a new era of task-at-hand based renewable energy! "

"I'm shirtless "

" @Suicrat said:

" @BiffMcBlumpkin said:

" @Claude said:

"The tags in my shirt bother me. My wife says it's because of my ADHD. It draws my focus away from the task at hand, so I usually cut the tags out. "

What happens when the task at hand IS cutting the tags out?   In my head I picture you instantly falling into a deep, frustrated slumber as soon as cutting the tags becomes the task at hand. "

No no, this is the secret to infinite renewable energy! We can strap turbines to his focus, and the focus resisting the task at hand in perpetuity will solve the energy crisis!   Claude and Biff are going to single-handedly usher in a new era of task-at-hand based renewable energy! "

Before we invest in turbines we should just make him wear a taggy shirt and pop a light bulb in his anus to see if your theory is right. "

" I agree. I've already tried it on myself and the only way I've found I'm able to power to lightbulb is if I jerk off in the shower, but man, is it ever powered. "  

" The tags in my shirt bother me. My wife says it's because of my ADHD. It draws my focus away from the task at hand, so I usually cut the tags out. "

" @Claude said:

" The tags in my shirt bother me. My wife says it's because of my ADHD. It draws my focus away from the task at hand, so I usually cut the tags out. "

My mom says the same thing to me "

Just cut your entire collar off. You will look real cool. Believe me.

It wants sexual favours from you,if you rub it nightly with essence of flatfish it will relax before spitting a highly corrosive liquid at a 45 degree angle, this has killed 14 men in the Detroit area.

Nope. You should bang heroin so all the tickles turn into hardcore itches.

Nah, but there was this one time when there was some weird thing in my seatbelt that was really itchy.