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Edited By BoG

Just today, I finished updating the information on our list of bans and warnings, while Hamz got everything ready to be placed in some nice, organized tables. We're taking the organization of the banning system up a notch! Better watch your back

We don't like to keep you guys in the dark, so here's a peak at what we're doing, and what you'll never see, ever again.

Why we ban you. Names censored for no real reason.
Why we ban you. Names censored for no real reason.

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#1  Edited By BoG

Just today, I finished updating the information on our list of bans and warnings, while Hamz got everything ready to be placed in some nice, organized tables. We're taking the organization of the banning system up a notch! Better watch your back

We don't like to keep you guys in the dark, so here's a peak at what we're doing, and what you'll never see, ever again.

Why we ban you. Names censored for no real reason.
Why we ban you. Names censored for no real reason.

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#2  Edited By weltal

That's right! You tell those anti-smokers! Keep up the good work.

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#3  Edited By brukaoru

This is hilarious! But now I fear that I will be banned for something. :X

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#4  Edited By Hamz

I can't believe you actually posted that.....

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#5  Edited By HelixSnake

That seems about right.

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#6  Edited By Joseppie

Haha, oh this is rich!

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#7  Edited By Manachild

lol, that picture has probably been photoshopped or they gave joke reasons for the bans hence the covered over names :)

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#8  Edited By Damonation

MB is way ahead.

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#9  Edited By ThomasP
Hamz said:
"I can't believe you actually posted that....."
lol

It's pretty funny.
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#10  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

Manachild said:

"lol, that picture has probably been photoshopped"


It isn't photoshopped, and it isn't the

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#11  Edited By Red

Like I've said: Giantbomb has the best mods ever.

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#12  Edited By RetroIce4

When was Kush a mod or am I just mentally challenged?

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#13  Edited By Hamz
RetroIce4 said:
"When was Kush a mod or am I just mentally challenged?"
He got promoted a few days ago!
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#14  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
RetroIce4 said:
"When was Kush a mod or am I just mentally challenged?"

LIsten bro, so long as he's on patrol the last two words you used will get your ass banned. So will my post, I've used patrol and banned.
I've said too much. 
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#15  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
Hamz said:
"RetroIce4 said:
"When was Kush a mod or am I just mentally challenged?"
He got promoted a few days ago!"
Is it true that he's using the same desk and nametag but now instead of kush it says KUSH?

Also don't reply with "nametag" or you will have trouble in your ranks. Also don't reply with "trouble."
Or  "reply."
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#16  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

I've also heard certain people get a corporate Snuggie, and it smells like Gerstmann.

Nobody wears it because no matter how many times you wash it the horrid smell doesn't come out. The spellbinding, scandalous stank.

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#17  Edited By Absurd

I lul'd

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#18  Edited By Recession

wow BoG is now a rogue mod

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#19  Edited By zitosilva

Thank goodness I like Cannolis. And vaginas.

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#20  Edited By daniel_beck_90

MB's details are really funny .
Kush's was even funnier , does not like vaginas   GEEZ

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#21  Edited By TheGreatGuero

Hahaha. That was actually pretty hilarious. I almost choked on some Mountain Dew over the Star Wars ban.

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#22  Edited By elbow

It sounds like MB is either having a really bad day, or... come to think of it, I better not.

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#24  Edited By clubsandwich

"I had a bad day" is the best one.

lol, good stuff BoG. :D

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#26  Edited By Linkyshinks

lol, we are all doomed.

Seriously though, I for one am all for a hard line being taken here. Just recently I have noticed more than a few new members/twats clearly wanting to disrupt the forum with crap threads. Oddly they all seem to be PS3 fanboys.

I hope you will continue to serve the forum well by banning them if need be.

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#28  Edited By Rowr

O shit.

I know that crazy Mormon has it in for me.

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#29  Edited By serbsta

Go those smoking Mormons!

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#30  Edited By Optiow

That was aweomse, "because I can" and "didn't like his avater"
Priceless.

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#31  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

This is the sort of thing I expect from MB, but not the rest of the mods. YOU'RE ALL CRAZY AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE BANNED YOURSELVES!!!!!!!

note: please don't ban me, I'll do anything you want... ANYTHING!!!!!

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#32  Edited By mike
MattyFTM said:
"This is the sort of thing I expect from MB, but not the rest of the mods. YOU'RE ALL CRAZY AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE BANNED YOURSELVES!!!!!!!

note: please don't ban me, I'll do anything you want... ANYTHING!!!!!"

I banned BoG but he unbanned himself.  True story.
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#33  Edited By Hamz
MB said:
"MattyFTM said:
"This is the sort of thing I expect from MB, but not the rest of the mods. YOU'RE ALL CRAZY AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE BANNED YOURSELVES!!!!!!!

note: please don't ban me, I'll do anything you want... ANYTHING!!!!!"

I banned BoG but he unbanned himself.  True story."
Pretty sure I banned you once aswell and BoG....
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#34  Edited By atejas

I don't like cannoli......

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Ahahaha, awesome list, there all 100% legit reasons to ban someone.

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#36  Edited By kush

It is true that any use of a word that is more big than four item long that you will be ban by me. My God, that was such an awful sentence and way too hard to write. I have a new rule now...any post that does not contain at least one word that exceeds 4 letters will result in a ban. I would simply recommend that you use "cannoli" or "vagina" in every post at least once. This simple act will meet both stipulations and thus you will be safe...for now.

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#37  Edited By Zereta
Red said:
"Like I've said: Giantbomb has the best mods ever."
Have to say, from that one pic, I have to agree.
Is it okay to hate the Prequel Trilogy of Star Wars though? But like the Original Trilogy? Because we all know the prewuel trilogy was crap. Will I get banned? :P

Nice Post.
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#38  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
Kush said:
"any post that does not contain at least one word that exceeds 4 letters will result in a ban."
OK , I'll make sure I do that...
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#39  Edited By kush
MattyFTM said:
"Kush said:
"any post that does not contain at least one word that exceeds 4 letters will result in a ban."
OK , I'll make sure I do that..."
You're lucky that I'm counting those 3 periods as a part of "that" or your ass would be banned like a country ham!
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#40  Edited By Hamz
Kush said:
"MattyFTM said:
"Kush said:
"any post that does not contain at least one word that exceeds 4 letters will result in a ban."
OK , I'll make sure I do that..."
You're lucky that I'm counting those 3 periods as a part of "that" or your ass would be banned like a country ham!"
Someone said ham, I came as quick as I could. Did someone make a joke about my username again? Thats also bannable now, infact I'll even send a free tactical nuke to your house when I ban you for it!
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#41  Edited By kush

I think we should also incorporate another new rule for banning... Any pluralization of a meat must end in the letter "z" or you will be banned.

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#43  Edited By super_machine

Thats right, no body talks smack about star wars. Jar Jar rules!!!

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#44  Edited By crunchUK

kush is a mod rofl

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#45  Edited By Giantkitty

Best reasons to be banned, ever.

I remember you were banned, BoG, what were the "official" details of that?

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#46  Edited By sweep  Moderator

MB = Win.

DON'T FUCK WITH ANYONE ON MY ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TEAM!!

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#47  Edited By get2sammyb

I'm scared.

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#48  Edited By BoG
Giantkitty said:
"Best reasons to be banned, ever.

I remember you were banned, BoG, what were the "official" details of that?"
I've been banned by both MB and Hamz because they felt like it. There wasn't even a good, arbitrary reason for it like we have for all of our other bannings.
Oh, and a fun fact - suneku has banned the fewest number of people. He quit at ban #420 for some reason.
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#49  Edited By Jensonb

-High-fives NOTORIOUS BoG-

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#50  Edited By crunchUK
Jensonb said:
"-High-fives NOTORIOUS BoG-"
-facepalms.... palm?-