Worst slogan you've ever heard/read

"Ow, Canada!" -Wipeout Canada. Also, possibly the worst pun in the world.   

I just yesterday found out that the slogan for Sara Lee isn't "Nobody Does It Like Sara Lee" like I always thought it was.  It's "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee."  Apparently they are fully aware that it's a double negative, and claim they did it that way to please the people that must find something wrong with everything.... I now think that's one of the dumbest slogans.  It should have been the other way.

The City of Vaughan: "The city above Toronto!"

Gaming is my religion, and Haze is the Shit!

The City of Vaughan: "The city above Toronto!"

Philadelphia: The City of Brotherly Love

Go there and see if you can find the love

Go on I dare you

That "make.believe" slogan was pretty funny when Sony was talking about that whole PSN issue.

"I love carpets me!"

It's so bad, that it's amazing.

This guy was elected as a federal congressman (don't know the exact translation) here on Brazil last year, he was the second most voted candidate in the history of our country. His slogan (and pretty much everything he ever said or promised) was: "Vote for me. After all, things can't get any worse." Just look at him . Oh, god.

"It's revolting. It's violent. It's everything you love in a game. And your mom's gonna hate it."

Dead Space 2's marketing campaign was utterly pathetic, just as the games medium started becoming socially acceptable, EA just had to set us back 10 years back.

Fuck you EA.

"Get a load of Chucky"

Strap it on.

You are the controller.

It only does everything. (except online - oh exploitable)

Edit: Could also list a large amount of pretentious Apple slogans too.

Ault, Colorado's town sign says "A unique little town." 

"It's revolting. It's violent. It's everything you love in a game. And your mom's gonna hate it."Dead Space 2's marketing campaign was utterly pathetic, just as the games medium started becoming socially acceptable, EA just had to set us back 10 years back.Fuck you EA.

Atlanta: the city too busy to hate

"HEY, you never know" -the new york state lottery

The bank Natwest had an advert recently which ended with the line;

"Nothings hidden, only the facts."

 Priceless.

There's a brand of snacks (whose name I forget, they make trail mix and crap) that has the slogan "A treat in itself"

I challenge you to explain the meaning of that satisfactorily.

Good things come in bears.

I'm with the Dead Space 2 one. I don;t have any interest in the game, but it just felt demeaning to the industry.

A guy I know who lives in Chicago said that during Chicago Bulls games they had some commercial that said "Mess with the bull you get the horn, mess with the Rose you get the thorn" or something extremely terrible like that.

"Just do it" - NIke

"Make the biggest little mistake of your life" - Reno, NV

make.believe sounds like the purest and most bullshit marketing slogan ever. 

Bumper sticker I saw the other week: A dead baby is better than a living conservative.

Spring For SIDS

 Every Spring they collect money at work for this organization and all I can think of is a group of people joyously jumping in the air because of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

EDIT:  I forgot this part:

"Put a Spring in your Step ... add a little Sunshine to your heart and Spring for SIDS by wearing your favorite Spring outfit and your SIDS sticker."    

make.believe is poor word play

"Army Strong" sounds like fucking Frankenstein out of context, which is how you almost always see it. 

"now more than ever" 

That "make.believe" slogan was pretty funny when Sony was talking about that whole PSN issue.

In my city, there are also a bunch of local businesses that use the phrase "Nobody does it better than (enter business name here). Nobody."

My blood pressure rises whenever I hear such an overused, uncreative concept.

Its been posted but again-

Pwn the competition.
For the 1337 only!

I forget where I saw them exactly, but it had something to do with computers. I think it was for mice or something. Maybe even NICs. Wherever it was, I wanted to shoot myself after I saw it

"Mo' Money Taxes. We get you mo' money." I love shitty inner city stores.

Strap it on.

"The more you know, the more you Khol's" How the fuck do I Khol's?

I heard from a friend that for a little bit the state of washington had a slogan that was "Say wa" pronounced like say what but without the T

  @Marcsman: I live there. And the love is just tough love. ^^

"Question: Why take diet pills, when you can enjoy Ayds? Ayds helps you lose weight safely and effectively."

It works better when hearing it, but the chuckles are still there.

"EA Sports. It's in the game."

I don't know why, but that slogan infuriates me >:(

"Army Strong" sounds like fucking Frankenstein out of context, which is how you almost always see it. 

"Are you lactating?"

Durham: This is Durham...