#1 Posted by crusader8463 (14744 posts) -


#2 Posted by Demoskinos (16319 posts) -

I wouldn't eat a banana period. Awful awful fruit.

#3 Posted by Bell_End (1234 posts) -

of course not. im not homeless or a mental.

#4 Posted by BeachThunder (13147 posts) -

I don't think I'd pick up anything that fell into a toilet D:

#5 Posted by NegativeCero (3090 posts) -

Hell no. I wouldn't eat anything that fell into the toilet.

#6 Posted by Vexxan (4624 posts) -

No.

#7 Posted by Cloudenvy (5874 posts) -

My hand wouldn't even go near the toilet!

#8 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3295 posts) -

Fuuuck no, sir!

#9 Posted by crusader8463 (14744 posts) -

@Demoskinos: What about another peeled fruit like an orange, a water melon, or a pineapple?

#10 Posted by Blastroid (289 posts) -

I answered yes but had to create a scanerio:

If i were going into a diabetic shock.

#11 Posted by TooWalrus (13333 posts) -

No, but I would wipe it off and put it back in the fruit basket.

#12 Posted by ShaggE (7164 posts) -

Every time a thread like this pops up, I picture a first-time visitor scrolling down the main page, seeing the thread in question, then unsubscribing from their internet service with a "deer in headlights" expression.

#13 Posted by Demoskinos (16319 posts) -

@TooWalrus: The real question is then what the hell is a fruit basket doing in the bathroom.

#14 Posted by addictedtopinescent (3634 posts) -

Fuck no I'd get another banana or whatever

#15 Posted by NTM (8351 posts) -

No, and I wouldn't eat it unpeeled either, although I hear that's actually healthy for you. I don't bring food into the bathroom, that's disgusting.

#16 Posted by TooWalrus (13333 posts) -

@Demoskinos: Fiber? I don't know, we never should have accepted a dinner party invitation to @crusader8463's house in the first place.

#17 Edited by I_smell (4212 posts) -

I wouldn't want to waste that banana, it's not like they grow on trees OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#18 Posted by VoshiNova (1971 posts) -

I would eat that banana with my asshole

#19 Posted by Sackmanjones (5206 posts) -
@I_smell
I wouldn't want to waste that banana, it's not like they grow on trees OH WAIT, JUST GET ANOTHER FUCKING BANANA.
Bananas don't actually grow on trees SO YOU BETTER EAT THAT FUCKING BANANA!
#20 Posted by BisonHero (8447 posts) -

Send this into MBMBaM.

Online
#21 Posted by sixpin (1333 posts) -

@Sackmanjones said:

@I_smell
I wouldn't want to waste that banana, it's not like they grow on trees OH WAIT, JUST GET ANOTHER FUCKING BANANA.
Bananas don't actually grow on trees SO YOU BETTER EAT THAT FUCKING BANANA!

"A common misconception is that bananas come from banana trees, when in fact the banana is closely related to ginger and ornamental plants such as birds of paradise, amaranths and canna lilies. The banana plant is not a tree, but the world's largest perennial herb and grows up to 25 feet, developing massive banana leaves that may extend 9 feet in the air. Edible bananas are technically berries and do not produce seeds. Their rhizomes, or roots, can be hundreds of years old." - chiquitabananas.com

Boom! Science!

#22 Posted by MikeHawk (425 posts) -

If it was my toilet and the toilet just had toilet water in it, then yeah, probably. Does this make me a sick person?

Also, like said, please send it to MBMBaM.

#23 Posted by Jack268 (3368 posts) -

god no

#24 Posted by insane_shadowblade85 (1630 posts) -

Every time a thread like this comes up I say, "This website is fucking weird". I love you all.

#25 Posted by egg (1619 posts) -

I hate to let food go to waste

one banana, please

#26 Posted by Renahzor (1030 posts) -

Why the fuck was a banana in the bathroom?

If I'm already at a point in my life where I'm eating in the bathroom, I suppose its a small step to eat a banana that has fallen in the toilet (after washing and peeling?).

#27 Posted by perilator666 (502 posts) -

question. why are you bringing bananas into the bathroom in the first place?

#28 Posted by ki11tank (734 posts) -

so my toilet or a dirty ass public one?

my toilet, yes if it was sticking out and i could just grab a dry part and rinse it off and it was flushed. i keep my toilets clean as fuck.

#29 Posted by ervonymous (1299 posts) -

If I could first verify the integrity of the peel, have someone peel it in a way that the inside isn't compromised and have another person feed it to me.

#30 Posted by Jeust (11487 posts) -

Not if I can help it.

#31 Posted by I_smell (4212 posts) -

I rescind my previous statement, bananas do not grow on trees, and so I would gladly piss into a salad and eat it for no reason.

#32 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

If it's in the toilet, ever, it's a lost cause. Flush that it away.

#33 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4929 posts) -

What the fuck?

#34 Posted by CaLe (4252 posts) -

If it's brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow.

I have lifted things out of the toilet before, but I've never put them into my mouth.

#35 Posted by _Chad (999 posts) -

What state is the toilet in? Like have I just got done releasing my bowels? I will say I have eaten an orange floating down a river a friend and I found while rafting before.

#36 Posted by JasonR86 (10007 posts) -

No. I mean, are there no other options? Am I starving? Is there shit in the toilet?

#37 Posted by Barrock (3763 posts) -

Fuuuuuuuck no.

#38 Posted by Zaccheus (1829 posts) -

Why would I? I'd just get another banana... Where are the stakes?

#39 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6805 posts) -

I wouldn't eat an unpeeled banana before it fell in a toilet, so no.

Fuck bananas.

#40 Posted by MideonNViscera (2269 posts) -

I guess I would. This is assuming it was my only bananna and I was starving. In normal day to day life I wouldn't because what the fuck, it's a bananna. Sacrifices don't need to be made haha

#41 Edited by ProfessorEss (7679 posts) -

@sixpin said:

The banana plant is not a tree, but the world's largest perennial herb and grows up to 25 feet,

Science can suck my banana. As far as I'm concerned once a perennial herb hits 25 feet tall it's a fuckin tree.

Oh yeah, and no, I wouldn't eat a banana out of the toilet.

#42 Posted by StarvingGamer (9088 posts) -

I have a food intolerance for fruit so, toilet diseases aside, I prefer to not have my throat swell shut.

#43 Posted by RetroVirus (1541 posts) -

@BisonHero said:

Send this into MBMBaM.

Agreed.

#44 Edited by sixpin (1333 posts) -

@ProfessorEss said:

@sixpin said:

The banana plant is not a tree, but the world's largest perennial herb and grows up to 25 feet,

Science can suck my banana. As far as I'm concerned once a perennial herb hits 25 feet tall it's a fuckin tree.

Oh yeah, and no, I wouldn't eat a banana out of the toilet.

Don't you talk about science like that. It gets angry.

And you won't like science when it gets angry!

Edit: Yeah, I voted No as well.

#45 Posted by Trainer_Red (318 posts) -

I need some questions answered before I can continue.

Is the banana is question ripe?

What type of lighting is available in the restroom in question if any at all?

What color shirt am I wearing if any at all?

Is there Nutella available?

#46 Edited by 49th (3047 posts) -

Honestly I probably would. It's got a skin for a reason. First I would wash it and examine the thing to make sure no toilet water could get in though.

Not if there's poop/pee in the toilet though.

#47 Posted by Marcsman (3376 posts) -

I would not eated a unpeeled banana that fell in the toilet.

#48 Posted by Brendan (8756 posts) -

I understand that it's probably protected, but there is no way that I could get over that mentally. Not in any circumstance would I eat that banana.

#49 Posted by Fattony12000 (7945 posts) -

Yes.

Shit.

I meant to say no.

#50 Posted by gla55jAw (2767 posts) -

I fucking love bananas, but no. No, I wouldn't.