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#1 Posted by Hizang (8532 posts) -

If you were rich, would you have a Butler?

#2 Posted by Zacagawea (1600 posts) -

No. Having somebody in my house almost 24/7 creeps me out.

#3 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

Yes. 
 
 
And I would call him Alfred

#4 Posted by Hizang (8532 posts) -
@ZeForgotten I'm watching Batman right now..
#5 Posted by Irvandus (2881 posts) -

Hell yeah, who else is going to take care of my Bat Cave?

#6 Posted by Dagbiker (6978 posts) -
My Butler, Kato
#7 Posted by SMTDante89 (2600 posts) -

No thanks.

#8 Posted by Hizang (8532 posts) -

How much do Butlers cost, any ideas?

#9 Posted by AlexW00d (6309 posts) -

No because I am not a lazy fuck.

#10 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3501 posts) -

Probably not. A maid on the other hand...

#11 Posted by Hailinel (25179 posts) -

@AlexW00d said:

No because I am not a lazy fuck.

Neither am I, but a loyal, dapper, more than likely British butler would be pretty awesome.

I mean, my driving skills are shit.

#12 Posted by Jimbo (9872 posts) -

Yes! Preferably a robot butler.

#13 Posted by Jrad (624 posts) -

A couple of adolescent maids would be nice.

#14 Posted by Joker369 (882 posts) -

Yes, I would call him Kevin

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#15 Posted by OllyOxenFree (4976 posts) -

Would prefer a maid instead.

#16 Posted by Canteu (2821 posts) -

If i was rich, i would totally have a butler.

But he would wear normal street clothes or whatever he prefers to wear, talk like a normal person and i wouldnt treat him like a slave.

He would be my bro, i would just pay him to get me a cuppa.

#17 Posted by SlasherMan (1725 posts) -

Nah. I'd feel bad ordering someone around to serve me at my every whim.

#18 Posted by AlexW00d (6309 posts) -

@Hailinel said:

@AlexW00d said:

No because I am not a lazy fuck.

Neither am I, but a loyal, dapper, more than likely British butler would be pretty awesome.

I mean, my driving skills are shit.

Butler =/= Chauffeur now. I can see the point of a chauffeur though.

#19 Posted by Hailinel (25179 posts) -

@AlexW00d said:

@Hailinel said:

@AlexW00d said:

No because I am not a lazy fuck.

Neither am I, but a loyal, dapper, more than likely British butler would be pretty awesome.

I mean, my driving skills are shit.

Butler =/= Chauffeur now. I can see the point of a chauffeur though.

Well, true. But a butler that doubles as a chauffeur would be pretty cool.

#20 Posted by christ0phe (952 posts) -

fuck yah

#21 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -
@Hailinel said:

@AlexW00d said:

@Hailinel said:

@AlexW00d said:

No because I am not a lazy fuck.

Neither am I, but a loyal, dapper, more than likely British butler would be pretty awesome.

I mean, my driving skills are shit.

Butler =/= Chauffeur now. I can see the point of a chauffeur though.

Well, true. But a butler that doubles as a chauffeur would be pretty cool.

All the butlers I've seen did double as a chauffeur too so I think we're safe. 
Then again, I'm worried that now that I have a butler I'm totally gonna get lazy and not be active anymore. That means that my butler is my kryptonite! 
#22 Posted by TobbRobb (4754 posts) -

Hard, I am incredibly lazy, but I also value my privacy a lot.

I want a robotbutler.

#23 Edited by TaliciaDragonsong (8699 posts) -

I'd just get married, enough puppy guys out there.

#24 Posted by Robot_Sneakers (418 posts) -

Nah, I don't think I would get used to it or be comfortable but I would happily have a chef.

#25 Posted by Cubic (171 posts) -

Given my eccentric English accent it's quiet tempting to become a butler myself, then I could blackmail my master after I learned all his/her secrets. Bwa ha ha!

So no, I wouldn't have a butler because I'm generally of the opinion that if I can come up with an evil plan so can every other would-be butler.

#26 Posted by Hamst3r (4523 posts) -

Female butler.

All female house staff.

Mandatory nakedness.

#27 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) -

No but i would have a maid.

#28 Posted by UlquioKani (1138 posts) -

Parents used to have one when I lived in Sri Lanka, it isn't as expensive to have one there.

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#29 Posted by Vexxan (4623 posts) -

A maid or an 'Alfred' would be neat.

#30 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6399 posts) -

Sure, why not? As I see it, I am giving a person whom might not have a job otherwise, a rather well paying job. In this scenario, I am probably wealthy enough to afford it, and I would have a lot of responsibility tossed away. It's a win-win.

Although, the problem comes in when trust starts to be questioned. Then, it becomes a rather dicey situation and you pretty much have to let them go because you just don't know whether you can truly trust them to, say, not go through your private belongings as instructed not to, or not steal from you.

#31 Edited by believer258 (12005 posts) -

@Origina1Penguin said:

Probably not. A maid on the other hand...

Something like this?

Anyway, no. If I were that rich, I would still do my own housecleaning because I sure as hell wouldn't have a full time job.

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#32 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3906 posts) -

Sure why not. And he would be awesome.

#33 Posted by Interfect (980 posts) -

Is hiring Michael Caine an option? If so, yes.

#34 Posted by StarvingGamer (8380 posts) -

Nah, I can answer my own phone and make myself a cup of tea. I wouldn't mind a housekeeper though, just because cleaning the house every day takes up too much damn time.

#35 Posted by imsh_pl (3298 posts) -

How would I be able to comfortably have sex with the maid if I knew that there was someone knowing about it, don't be ridiculous.

#36 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -

An assistant yes, but I hate pretty much everything about the idea of a butler.

#37 Posted by Morrow (1829 posts) -

I think so. A sexy one who's got to do everything I say. hurr hurr.

#38 Posted by captain_clayman (3325 posts) -

a robot butler maybe. If i lived in a mansion i'd probably never wear clothes and i don't want to scar a butler's psyche like that.

#39 Posted by SmilingPig (1340 posts) -

No, unless it would be a robot.

#40 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18954 posts) -

You guys, the question was supposed to be "would you ever have a maid" but it's Hizang. 
 
Yes I'd love to have a goodlooking maid.

#41 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3501 posts) -

@believer258: Yes, if I were rich, something exactly like that...

#42 Edited by Jeust (10757 posts) -

I would have this Buttler... 
 

#43 Posted by Ravey (330 posts) -

Having a butler would be pretty cool

#44 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6789 posts) -

No, but I would have a lusty Argonian maid.

#45 Posted by crusader8463 (14423 posts) -

Nah, but a sexy maid to do my ever perverted whims yes!

#46 Edited by Alexandruxx (228 posts) -

I already have one. It's my sister. She would do anything to buy her a 3DS. So I make her serve me.

#47 Posted by BraveToaster (12589 posts) -

@Zacagawea said:

No. Having somebody in my house almost 24/7 creeps me out.

This

#48 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

yes, and somebody already beat me to it, alfred.

#49 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7241 posts) -

Why would you want a human butler?

Have Wadsworth!

#50 Posted by Getz (3099 posts) -