Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck?

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#2  Edited By Video_Game_King

I read "duck" as "dick". Can I answer as if that's what you actually asked?

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#3  Edited By BisonHero

@Video_Game_King said:

I read "duck" as "dick". Can I answer as if that's what you actually asked?

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#4  Edited By Canteu

Claude

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#5  Edited By Trainer_Red

A horse sized duck sounds horrifying whereas a bunch of little ass horses makes me smile.

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#6  Edited By Video_Game_King

@BisonHero:

Then I'd rather fight the one horse-sized dick. It's one target that I can always keep an eye on. Dick-sized horses? That'd be a nightmare. What if they made their way inside me?

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#7  Edited By I_Stay_Puft

So am I fighting this horse sized duck before or after its been cooked?

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#8  Edited By McGhee

One horse sized duck is basically a fucking dinosaur. That thing would fuck you up.

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#9  Edited By murisan

I'd rather kill Reddit

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#10  Edited By ImmortalSaiyan

I'd take my changes with the 100 tiny horses.

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#11  Edited By MEATBALL

Man, have you ever been charged by an angry Duck? Shit is terrifying. I mean, I was like 8 at the time, but my friends angry pet duck was mad scary, yo. One massive, angry duck? Scary.

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#12  Edited By laserbolts

I could stomp all the little horses into the ground but a huge duck would probably fuck me up.

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#13  Edited By donkeycow

Well shit... i don't want to fight either but i prefer my chances against the 100 duck sized horses. As many here have already said, a horse sized duck is fucking scary.

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#14  Edited By benspyda

@Video_Game_King said:

I read "duck" as "dick". Can I answer as if that's what you actually asked?

Now you said that I can't stop thinking of this topic as that and its terrifying.

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#15  Edited By Hunter5024

I feel like it would take a long time, but after a solid hour of punting I'd be rid of the duck sized horses. A horse size duck would probably run me down and snap me in half with his beak with my being able to put up much of a fight.

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#16  Edited By Video_Game_King

@benspyda said:

@Video_Game_King said:

I read "duck" as "dick". Can I answer as if that's what you actually asked?

Now you said that I can't stop thinking of this topic as that and its terrifying.

I know. I can't sleep at night, knowing that dick-sized horses might be roaming the land.

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#18  Edited By MooseyMcMan

100 is too many to fight at once.

Also, I feel like this question has been played out at this point.

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#19  Edited By TheHT

A huge duck. 100 is a lot more than you might think. All of em coming at you can mean trouble. 1 giant duck would probably be easier to deal with.

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#20  Edited By Video_Game_King

And I have now sent the dick variant in as a question to the Bombcast. Somebody tell me if something this utterly dumb pops up.

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#21  Edited By Butler

I've fought a hundred, possibly even more, ducks before and I walked away with a lot of cuts and bite/pinches. So one horse sized duck opponent for me.

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#22  Edited By TheSouthernDandy

Easy, 100 duck sized horses. A horse sized duck is essentially a dinosaur with less teeth. No thank you SIR.

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1horse sized duck. I'd kill that duck and roast him up. He better have an eyepatch though.

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#24  Edited By Justin258

I'd rather fight a hundred duck sized horses.

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#25  Edited By MAGZine

Jamie and Adam Savage seem to agree that 100 Duck-sized Horses would be the easiest.

1 horse sized duck would NOT be good. Ducks are already pretty nasty creatures, I would not want to go up against a several-hundred pound one. That would be terrifying.

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#26  Edited By Blastroid

I choose 1 magical creature as I fear the 100 would surround me or trip me up too easy. Also one blast from my tank is much easier than 100 bullets. I am still not sure which would be easier to clean up though. Crap I have thought about this for way too long.

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#27  Edited By EarlessShrimp

Do I have to fight them at all? can I make them my pet(s)? If so probably horse-sized duck.

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#28  Edited By nutter

A horse-sized duck will bill you to death in no time....100 tiny horses.....I'd feel bad about fighting the cute bastards, but they wouldn't have a three foot long bill and an attitude problem.

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#29  Edited By FancySoapsMan

@Butler said:

I've fought a hundred, possibly even more, ducks before and I walked away with a lot of cuts and bite/pinches. So one horse sized duck opponent for me.

is fighting ducks something you do in your spare time or something

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#30  Edited By _Zombie_

1 horse sized duck. I'll give it a warrior's death, then absorb its essence and bang its horse sized duck wife.

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#31  Edited By EXTomar

Ducks are kind of vicious. You would think the lack of teeth in their bill would mean their bite wouldn't hurt much but you'd be mistaken!

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#32  Edited By Phatmac

quack.

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#33  Edited By inkerman

Well, I'm reasonably confident I can kick large groups of ducks to death, less confident I could beat a horse to death, so I'm going with the 100 mini horses.

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#34  Edited By musubi

Giant Duck is scary yes... but you are all forgetting that if all those 100 duck sized horses mob you your also going to be done for pretty quick. A few well placed swings with a sharp weapon and the Giganto the Duck would be dinner. I would NOT want to get swarmed by a bunch of tiny horses.

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#35  Edited By psylah

I'd rather be able to flag polls.

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#36  Edited By Butler

@FancySoapsMan said:

@Butler said:

I've fought a hundred, possibly even more, ducks before and I walked away with a lot of cuts and bite/pinches. So one horse sized duck opponent for me.

is fighting ducks something you do in your spare time or something

One vacation my family and I spent was at a little cottage near a lake. This lake was quite serene and beautiful and was home to a family of ducks. Being a lover of nature and wildlife and a naive child I decided to take a loaf of bread out and feed the family of ducks. At first it was fun they were quacking and I was laughing as I was flinging ripped pieces of bread through the air for my new duck friends who eagerly gobbled it up. This attracted more ducks and so I threw more bread. And more ducks came, then even more came. The skies darkened with the amount of ducks descending on me, from the trees, from the lake, from the sky their numbers never ceased. My loaf of bread was now gone and had not satiated the swarm of quacking birds I had now attracted. Hungry for bread and now flesh, the ducks started to bite and jump up flying at my face. I began punching ducks midair just to get them away from head. I ran to the door to the cottage but it was locked. (Looking back now I think my parents were doing it because the t.v. was on really loud and they didn't answer my desperate banging and knocking on the door for entry) Swarmed by ducks I fell to the ground as they pecked and flew into me demanding more food. As I was crawling to get away my hand clasped a sizable stick. I used this to stand back up and defend myself from the ravenous aquatic birds. I became a whirling dervish of sticks and feathers until my parents finally heard my battle cries and opened the door for me to escape to safety.

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#37  Edited By JasonR86

1 Horse-Sized Duck

Ducks are still pretty fucking big. So a horse-sized duck, especially a 100 of them, would be pretty overwhelming. Plus horses have teeth and can bite and stuff. Ducks just have beaks (bills?). It's a big beak/bill but still it's a fucking beak/bill. I'd rather get attacked with a beak/bill then a mouth full of horse teeth.

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#38  Edited By aznjon12

The 100 because ducks don't chew their food.

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#39  Edited By toowalrus

@Canteu said:

Claude

You don't wanna fuck with Claude. Don't you remember his sweet dance moves in that music video @BiffMcBlumpkin made?

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#40  Edited By SirPsychoSexy

100 of anything duck sized attacking you is pretty fucking scary. I think most people here are forgetting how big 100 really is. That is a fucking lot of duck sized horses all fighting you at once. 1 Horse sized duck would be scary, but at least if you damaged its eyes or legs you pretty much win.

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#41  Edited By Mayu_Zane

Fight the 100 duck-sized horses by jumping up and down on them.

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#42  Edited By renmckormack

Why do the 100 Duck-sized horses want to fight me so bad? Why don't they want to frolic with me in my magical garden?

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#43  Edited By Brendan

One enemy you can plan around. 100? They will wash over you like a duck-sized horse tide.

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#44  Edited By McGhee

@TooWalrus said:

@Canteu said:

Claude

You don't wanna fuck with Claude. Don't you remember his sweet dance moves in that music video @BiffMcBlumpkin made?

Oh god, that video. Not again.

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#45  Edited By apathylad

The horse-sized duck. And after I win I'll make a one-liner about grapes or something.

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#46  Edited By McGhee

@RenMcKormack said:

Why do the 100 Duck-sized horses want to fight me so bad? Why don't they want to frolic with me in my magical garden?

You've got 100 bug sized carrots in your pockets?

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#47  Edited By toowalrus

@McGhee: That was just about my favorite thread ever... I want to bump it. I'm tempted. I won't.

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#48  Edited By Canteu

@TooWalrus: I stand by my choice. I would rather fight a horse shaped duck sized claude. No fancy dancing could save him!

Also, this:

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#49  Edited By ajamafalous
@Trainer_Red said:

A horse sized duck sounds horrifying whereas a bunch of little ass horses makes me smile.

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#50  Edited By grilledcheez

100 small horses, a really big duck sounds TERRIFYING