I read "duck" as "dick". Can I answer as if that's what you actually asked?
Now you said that I can't stop thinking of this topic as that and its terrifying.
I know. I can't sleep at night, knowing that dick-sized horses might be roaming the land.
A horse-sized duck could be cooked up into many, many delicious things. So as long as I can win, the reward is way better. I don't want to eat horse.
Jamie and Adam Savage seem to agree that 100 Duck-sized Horses would be the easiest.
1 horse sized duck would NOT be good. Ducks are already pretty nasty creatures, I would not want to go up against a several-hundred pound one. That would be terrifying.
I choose 1 magical creature as I fear the 100 would surround me or trip me up too easy. Also one blast from my tank is much easier than 100 bullets. I am still not sure which would be easier to clean up though. Crap I have thought about this for way too long.
Giant Duck is scary yes... but you are all forgetting that if all those 100 duck sized horses mob you your also going to be done for pretty quick. A few well placed swings with a sharp weapon and the Giganto the Duck would be dinner. I would NOT want to get swarmed by a bunch of tiny horses.
I've fought a hundred, possibly even more, ducks before and I walked away with a lot of cuts and bite/pinches. So one horse sized duck opponent for me.
is fighting ducks something you do in your spare time or something
One vacation my family and I spent was at a little cottage near a lake. This lake was quite serene and beautiful and was home to a family of ducks. Being a lover of nature and wildlife and a naive child I decided to take a loaf of bread out and feed the family of ducks. At first it was fun they were quacking and I was laughing as I was flinging ripped pieces of bread through the air for my new duck friends who eagerly gobbled it up. This attracted more ducks and so I threw more bread. And more ducks came, then even more came. The skies darkened with the amount of ducks descending on me, from the trees, from the lake, from the sky their numbers never ceased. My loaf of bread was now gone and had not satiated the swarm of quacking birds I had now attracted. Hungry for bread and now flesh, the ducks started to bite and jump up flying at my face. I began punching ducks midair just to get them away from head. I ran to the door to the cottage but it was locked. (Looking back now I think my parents were doing it because the t.v. was on really loud and they didn't answer my desperate banging and knocking on the door for entry) Swarmed by ducks I fell to the ground as they pecked and flew into me demanding more food. As I was crawling to get away my hand clasped a sizable stick. I used this to stand back up and defend myself from the ravenous aquatic birds. I became a whirling dervish of sticks and feathers until my parents finally heard my battle cries and opened the door for me to escape to safety.
1 Horse-Sized Duck
Ducks are still pretty fucking big. So a horse-sized duck, especially a 100 of them, would be pretty overwhelming. Plus horses have teeth and can bite and stuff. Ducks just have beaks (bills?). It's a big beak/bill but still it's a fucking beak/bill. I'd rather get attacked with a beak/bill then a mouth full of horse teeth.
100 of anything duck sized attacking you is pretty fucking scary. I think most people here are forgetting how big 100 really is. That is a fucking lot of duck sized horses all fighting you at once. 1 Horse sized duck would be scary, but at least if you damaged its eyes or legs you pretty much win.
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