Re-makes are being pumped out left and right these days, particularly in the horror genre. While many say these re-makes aren't needed when the classics are so good, I've felt that some have been a breath of fresh air that compliments or even trumps the original films quite nicely.
That being said, would you re-make your favorite film of all time? Who would you cast in it? If it's already been re-made, do you approve of it?
My favorite movie is Jaws, I've seen it more times than I can possibly recall. If given the chance to re-make it I would, but I would make sure that NO CGI sharks would be involved.
Casting:
Jackie Earle Haley as Quint
Steve Buscemi as Hooper
George Clooney as Brody
Odd choices, I know.
Would You Re-Make Your Favorite Film?
I think remakes are often times a bad idea. If I think a movie should be remade, there's no way it would ever qualify as being one of my favorites.
" @Everyones_A_Critic: Dude, you'd remake Jaws? That almost offends me. It still holds up very nicely. I think remakes are often times a bad idea. If I think a movie should be remade, there's no way it would ever qualify as being one of my favorites. "I think a re-make would open the film up to modern audiences, who would see the original and laugh it off as "The stupid movie with the fake ass shark." While I can go back to it time and time again, if treated in the right manner I think it has the potential to be great.
Why would I remake an already fantastic movie from 1998?? And my favorite movie is Magnolia by the way...
EDIT: Oops... don't know why i said 1998, I meant 1999. Dumb typo.
Probably not. It's only a year old so that would be a odd thing to do. Plus it's already damn perfect.
You'd remake arguably the best horror film of all time?? Shame on you... it's near perfect already." I'm ok with remaking The Thing. "
"@lemon360 said:Well it's getting a prequel. I've always wondered why people bill it as best horror movie ever though, it's damn good, but I think The Exorcist still reigns over it.You'd remake arguably the best horror films of all time?? Shame on you... it's near perfect already. "" I'm ok with remaking The Thing. "
And The Excorcist is quite good, but I think I've always held The Thing supreme for horror films...
Matthijs Van Heijningen is attached as director, with Eric Heisserer as writer. My source: http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/15102 (The writer in the article is wrong). After looking up......Fuck that, I'm not writing his name again, "The Director"'s work, he seems like a hack. Not sure if it's getting a straight to DVD release though." @Everyones_A_Critic: It is?? God damnit... please don't tell me it's by some hack director and going straight to DVD or something like that. Hate to tarnish a good name. And The Excorcist is quite good, but I think I've always held The Thing supreme for horror films... "
And for the record I think a re-make of the Thing isn't necessary, as the film is one of the few films that still turns my stomach. The scene where one of the guy's stomach opens up and takes off the other guy's arm never fails to get me.
Oh god, I know. Me too... Oh and by the way, the The Thing game for PS2 was surprisingly underrated. Just throwing that out there.
A Clockwork Orange is something I wouldn't meddle with. It's thought provoking, visually striking, perfectly acted cinema. So why change it?
I'd remaster it, what makes a favorite film favorite are the individual performances and how they worked together. Which is exactly what you dont get in a remake. Now if you wanna go back and remaster Legend, and make some of the more dated scenes (like the fight at the end where you can see the guy inside the demon suit during the fight) well that grand, Stan, Im all for it. But have respect for what made it a classic in the first place.
" No, I think James Cameron would come and kill me in my sleep...IN 3D! "This is pretty much my thought as I could never remake Terminator 2. I could remake Terminator 3 though and make that into a good movie.
Hmm...my favorite film is animated, but I wouldn't mind making a live-action version. I'd probably ruin it though.
Instead of the happy ending of Fight Club, I would have the narrator kill both himself and Tyler Durden (as opposed to killing Tyler but he himself somehow surviving), then roll credits.
Keep everything else the same.
my favourite movie is probably either requiem for a dream or fight club, and im not confident enough that a remake would do anything other than butcher the original visions.
it's fine like it is... but it wouldn't hurt to make it darker and possibly fix up the plot... maybe add more secondary character stuff
Taxi Driver
Set in New Orleans (nawlans), with Micheal Cera as a recently returned Iraq war vet who can't readjust to being back home. He can't sleep, and takes up a cabbi job to pay the bills and fill the nights. Likes to creep around the swamps with a set of night-vision goggles and a ka-bar knife, and poach gators after wrestling one at a farm. Stays coked-up on RedLine and other energy drinks, and starts going rapidly down hill. The katrina aftermath, and failed rebuilding, the focus on tourism spots, disgusts him, as well as the rampant poverty, drugs use, and the corruption and "filth" thats taken over. He hates the bigots and racists and rednecks, but the hippies and hipsters and politicians too. No problems with the vodun mammas though. By the time he meets a young lady of the night, played by well anyone really. No one smoking hot, just small town southern girl in over her head in prostitution, a coke problem, and all that jazz. Bickle of course falls for our young starlet, offers her free rides to her "appointments", starts stalking he even when not on duty, with more night-vision goggle scenes. He catches her with politicians and business men, and films them, and watches the videos while masochistically abusing himself. Things go shitty as she gets more creeped out by him, and her nervousness causes problems with an important John, and Bickle is spotted, and a set-up is assumed. Parts of her body are found in the swamp Bickle hunts in, and he is nearly killed by a man who attacks him in his cab, a man sent by the pimps who ran the young lady. The man is killed in a clever and brutal way, possibly by smashing the passenger part of the cab into something., or simply shooting him though the face.
We get a Suiting Up montage, inclusing the sleeve gun, a shaving of the head, and some bad ass sunglasses. The Big John receives a couriered package that includes still of his underage encounters, and a video tape. A message warns "you won't be fucking anybody ever again.", and he is shot through the crotch by Bickle, DC Sniper style. Then we get the stormng of the hellish whorehouse, complete with SM dungeon, and a donkey. He is horrified to discover a fresh shioment of young girls locked in a cellar, and has flashabacks to Iraq, while shootting dudes, and getting stabbed. The police have followed him and rush into the scene as it fades to white, the scream of the young girls beggin cops to help him, as he bleeds out.
So I want Micheal Cera, and I want to give him to R Lee Ermy, and to completely fucking break him as a person. I want to se how dark and painful he can go. He has the painful akwardness, and the is Licoln skinny like Diniro was back then. I think his acting chops are up to it, and after as much sugary sweet weird stupid shit as he's been type cast into, I think he needs it. So break him down hollywood bottcampstyle, have him add 20 pounds of muscle, and some Krav Maga lessons, and he's set. I wold have him kill an alligator with his bare hands, and cook it. Just to fuck with him.
So who has 30$ million and some connections?
"Why would I remake an already fantastic movie from 1998?? And my favorite movie is Magnolia by the way... EDIT: Oops... don't know why i said 1998, I meant 1999. Dumb typo. "
Aside from my roommate you are the first person I've ever seen that said that Magnolia is their favorite film. I love that movie and P.T. Anderson, you obviously have great taste in movies.
None of the Evil Dead movies need to be remade, if there must be a sequal, then Bruce Campbell needs to be lead acrtor.
" @jonnyboy said:Gerrard Butler as Sly Stalone, Zack Effron as Kurt Russel and Katty Perry as Teri Hatcher. See, easy!" Dude I would LOVE a remake of "TANGO & CASH", but lets face it the original was perfect. "Dude, that is still one of my favorite movies. No clue who the hell you could get to play them today. heh, exploding bazooka boots. "
I don't know about remaking, and I don't know about "favorite movie," but someone needs to do another Titanic movie that doesn't focus on a fake ass love story.
My favorite movie is North by Northwest starring Cary Grant and directed by Alfred Hitchcock. So, right off the bat, anyone remaking the movie has some iconic shoes to fill. Cary Grant was one of a kind and no one has come close to being as smooth and charming and witty on screen as he has in my opinion. There've been other actors who've been one or two of those things, but no one puts it all into one package as perfectly as he did. And then there is Hitchcock who was and is still the ultimate master of suspense. From the 39 Steps to Topaz, he had the ability to weave well paced tales that thrilled and tweaked your sense of humor. In trying to think of a director who could handle the project, the only ones that come to mind are the Coen brothers, but they're also much darker in tone than Hitchcock. However, I think I might like to see them try their hand at another of his works to see how they do. The Trouble with Harry would be a good start since it's a very funny quirky film.
So back to the cast, Eve Marie Saint played the female lead in the movie with a seductive coyness that was both naive and manipulative. Well, I'm going to depart from casting another similar actress in the role and instead choose someone who is so hot I believe any man would do anything she asks. That woman is Salma Hayek. The role requires a flirtatious duplicity which I think she'd be perfect for.
The heavy of the movie was played by James Mason. He was a charming yet sinister man who rarely gave the impression of not being completely in control of every situation. A modern actor who could take that place is Liam Neeson. He's certainly a capable actor and can be both engaging and intimidating. From Darkman to Taken, he demands the viewer's attention. If he was 10 years younger, I might have considered him for the Cary Grant role...well, if he was funny, too.
So, back to Grant, himself. "Roger Thornhill" was a man being swept along by forces out of his control. Whether dodging crop dusters in cornfields or hanging from the face of Mt Rushmore, he enbodies an everyman quality but also much more. He is noble, even jocular, in the face of the chaotic circumstances he finds himself embroiled in. For the role, I've narrowed it down to three choices although all fall short of Grant in one or another sense. Jude Law has displayed an undefined magnetic charm on screen in films like the Talented Mr. Ripley and Alfie. Colin Farrell can be brash and sarcastic but remain likable as witnessed in 2008's In Bruges. Finally, there is Ralph Fiennes. Combining both Law's charm and Farrell's likable raw energy, Fiennes brings to the screen a laundry list of exceptional movies illustrating his talent. If I have any misgivings, it would be to his comedic abilities. Between the Avengers and Maid in Manhattan, I'm not sure how he'd lighten the mood periodically. In that, I would leave it to the Coens to bring forth that humor. Fiennes is also a better age fit for Hayek and reuniting him with Neeson is always a fun idea.
Star Wars episodes 4-6. *sees angry mob approaching house*
Now hold on. All I have to do is take the add-on effects that Mr. Lucas has made to the films, remove them, and done! A Star Wars trilogy that should have been as it was this entire time. *waits for mob response*
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