So a bunch of stupid people kinda farted out a movie plot (if you can call it that) that would involve the talents of Billy Zane, John-Rhys Davis, Denise Richards, and greatest living actor, Nic Cage.
Cage plays the seemingly innocent philanthropist who stumbled upon a group of artic monkeys (not the band) that have slowly been on the road to extinction (yes I know these mammals don't fucking belong there in the first place). Nic Cage then proceeds to hire a group of experts (which are the rest of the cast) to help him plan out a strategy to save these monkeys. Little do they know that Nic's true intentions (which are slowly discovered by the experts bit by bit) involves using a device to freeze the world over in an extreme attempt to bring these mammals back from the brink of extinction.
Oh and then the final act involves Cage undergoing surgery to become "closer" to his admired species and the rest of the science team are trapped in his ice base/lab and have to find a way to escape. Denise is probably the first to die.
So yeah, would you watch this movie?
Oh and before I forget, some chucklefuck thought it would be smart to allow others to compile plot ideas into a google doc. You can thank this guy if there's any sexual connotations found in that document.