Wow my dog pisses me off

I went downstairs to make a midnight snack and as I went to throw something out I stepped on the foot pedal and relized it was covered in piss :( FML

I went downstairs to make a midnight snack and as I went to throw something out I stepped on the foot pedal and relized it was covered in piss :( FML

lol

Do you have one of those small, curly-haired motherfuckers?

Yes, yes in fact I do.

That's why my dog lives outside.