There's only one actual item in this poll that can be classified as barbecue -- Pulled Pork.
Sorry, but you don't barbecue a hot dog or a hamburger; that's grilling. Because there is a small Weber in the vicinity, does not classify it as a barbecue. Now if that Weber has had ribs cooking on it for the past 3 hours or a smoker going then you can say it is a barbecue =P
Anyway, enough of my pet-peeve. I would go for the pulled pork because it is fucking slow cooked pork. **insert Homer Simpson mmm**
Including pulled pork in this poll is incredibly unfair to both burgers and durgers. Pulled pork is proper barbecue and sits just behind ribs as second greatest thing you will ever eat off a paper plate while outside. The other two are fine and good summer-time staples but man... barbecued pork...
How the fuck are steaks and ribs not one of the main options in this poll?
Steak would still be a wrong option.
Foods that could be at a barbecue:
- Pulled Pork
- Chicken (Slow cooked on the BBQ or Smoked)
- Turkey (Smoked)
Steak, Hamburger, Hot Dogs, etc. are to be grilled and take all of 10 minutes to cook. The food above is meant to be cooked for hours and that's what turns a party into a BBQ.
Hot dogs. Not those rank fucking American hot dogs, though. Seriously, you guys need to sort your hot dogs out.
Fuck that. I love my American hot dogs. All sorts of awesome shit in there. Pig snouts, horse hooves, whatever they want to throw in there; it is delicious! Hmmm, I should go get some head cheese.
I look at the table, notice that Bratwurst is not on the table, I then flip said table. I proceed to leave the BBQ while loudly declaring it to be an utter disgrace and I spit in the faces of the people who organized it. If they have children, I spit in the childrens faces too and tell them to run away from home because that's the only way they'll ever succeed.
I live in Texas, so I don't really think of burgers or hot dogs as 'barbecue' food. If you want to talk about barbecue food here, we're talking about things like brisket and ribs, etc, with sides like potato salad, coleslaw, beans, and the like.
You girls can have your hot dogs, though.