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Posted by DriveupLife (1164 posts) 3 years, 2 months ago

Poll: You find yourself at a Barbecue. As you reach the picnic table, what food do you choose? (POLL) (335 votes)

A cheeseburger 17%
A cheeseburger and a hotdog 31%
A pulled pork sandwich 19%
A pulled pork sandwich and a hotdog 10%
Two hot dogs 8%
Another type of food or combination not listed here but is in my comment below 16%
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#1 Edited by KarlPilkington (2804 posts) -


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#2 Posted by Daveyo520 (7705 posts) -

How about a hamburger and a brat?

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#3 Posted by RollingZeppelin (2428 posts) -

Ribs motherfucker!

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#4 Posted by Justin258 (13889 posts) -

A cheeseburger with just cheese on it. Nothing special. Maybe a vegetable or two if those are out.

I don't like hot dogs and am not really a huge fan of pork, except bacon.

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#5 Edited by NekuSakuraba (7807 posts) -

Two hot dogs man, hot dogs are the shit.

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#6 Posted by Video_Game_King (36565 posts) -

Two hot dogs man, hot dogs are the shit.

Damn straight. Bite straight into that shit.

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#7 Edited by Jazzycola (671 posts) -

Cheeseburger, some ribs and a baked potato.

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#8 Edited by joshthebear (2704 posts) -

Pulled pork sandwich is the way to go.

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#10 Posted by thebunnyhunter (1531 posts) -

Only two hotdogs?!....Im don't have a tiny little baby stomach. Oh how i love me some grilled hotdogs.

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#13 Posted by TyCobb (2023 posts) -

There's only one actual item in this poll that can be classified as barbecue -- Pulled Pork.

Sorry, but you don't barbecue a hot dog or a hamburger; that's grilling. Because there is a small Weber in the vicinity, does not classify it as a barbecue. Now if that Weber has had ribs cooking on it for the past 3 hours or a smoker going then you can say it is a barbecue =P

Anyway, enough of my pet-peeve. I would go for the pulled pork because it is fucking slow cooked pork. **insert Homer Simpson mmm**

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#16 Posted by villainy (787 posts) -

Including pulled pork in this poll is incredibly unfair to both burgers and durgers. Pulled pork is proper barbecue and sits just behind ribs as second greatest thing you will ever eat off a paper plate while outside. The other two are fine and good summer-time staples but man... barbecued pork...

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#17 Posted by Zainyboy (129 posts) -

Soy dog! FTW

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#18 Edited by laserbolts (5506 posts) -

2 hot dogs, 2 cheese burgers and 2 dirty pulled pork bastards.

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#20 Edited by gla55jAw (2776 posts) -

I hate cheese on my burgers. My uncle calls me un-american. But, I will take a burger and a hot dog, even though I really want 2 burgers. You can't resist a hot dog for some reason.

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#21 Edited by HerbieBug (4228 posts) -

If the pulled pork sammy is available, i will do that. Otherwise hotdogs are go-to picnic food for me. Not as easy to screw up by incompetent BBQ person as hamburgers.

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#22 Edited by mellotronrules (1791 posts) -

Pulled pork sandwich is the way to go.

@eskimo said:



these are the only correct answers.

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#23 Edited by Andorski (5475 posts) -

How the fuck are steaks and ribs not one of the main options in this poll?

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#24 Posted by mandude (2721 posts) -

Hot dogs. Not those rank fucking American hot dogs, though. Seriously, you guys need to sort your hot dogs out.

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#25 Edited by TyCobb (2023 posts) -

@andorski said:

How the fuck are steaks and ribs not one of the main options in this poll?

Steak would still be a wrong option.

Foods that could be at a barbecue:

  • Pulled Pork
  • Ribs
  • Brisket
  • Tri-Tip
  • Chicken (Slow cooked on the BBQ or Smoked)
  • Turkey (Smoked)

Steak, Hamburger, Hot Dogs, etc. are to be grilled and take all of 10 minutes to cook. The food above is meant to be cooked for hours and that's what turns a party into a BBQ.

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#26 Posted by TyCobb (2023 posts) -

@mandude said:

Hot dogs. Not those rank fucking American hot dogs, though. Seriously, you guys need to sort your hot dogs out.

Fuck that. I love my American hot dogs. All sorts of awesome shit in there. Pig snouts, horse hooves, whatever they want to throw in there; it is delicious! Hmmm, I should go get some head cheese.

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#27 Posted by YetiAntics (1520 posts) -

Some ribs, some fajita, and some grilled onions.
Maybe some sausage.

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#29 Posted by MordeaniisChaos (5904 posts) -
@zainyboy said:

Soy dog! FTW


Also ribs all the way.

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#30 Posted by Generiko (458 posts) -

Skirt Steak Tacos

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#31 Posted by Clonedzero (4206 posts) -

Burger and a dog.

Pulled pork is way too messy, sure its good, but damn do i always get that shit on my clothes.

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#32 Edited by Viking_Funeral (2441 posts) -

Grilled chicken. With some potato salad.


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#33 Edited by casper_ (915 posts) -

pulled pork is the king of all porks

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#34 Posted by inkerman (1492 posts) -

Sausages and bread...also chicken wings are good as well.

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#35 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7097 posts) -

I look at the table, notice that Bratwurst is not on the table, I then flip said table. I proceed to leave the BBQ while loudly declaring it to be an utter disgrace and I spit in the faces of the people who organized it. If they have children, I spit in the childrens faces too and tell them to run away from home because that's the only way they'll ever succeed.

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#36 Edited by MEATBALL (4221 posts) -

All about them snags.

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#38 Edited by Orbitz (68 posts) -

Hamburger and a hotdog.. and then another Hamburger or two, and then a cold drink.

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#39 Posted by StarvingGamer (11078 posts) -

2 pieces or ribs, a cheeseburger, 2 hot dogs, a scoop of potato salad, a scoop of coleslaw, and a spoonful of beans.


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#40 Posted by RJPelonia (923 posts) -

I can't deny me a good pulled pork sandwich and a hot dog. There better be barbecue sauce at this barbecue though.

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#41 Edited by Trilogy (2951 posts) -

Boudin or Andouille sausage.

Perhaps some good Gator sausage as well.


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#42 Posted by ajamafalous (13072 posts) -

I live in Texas, so I don't really think of burgers or hot dogs as 'barbecue' food. If you want to talk about barbecue food here, we're talking about things like brisket and ribs, etc, with sides like potato salad, coleslaw, beans, and the like.

You girls can have your hot dogs, though.

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#43 Edited by Meltac (2007 posts) -

I've never had a pulled pork sandwich, so I'll eat a shit ton of those.

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#44 Posted by Winternet (8367 posts) -

Everything I can get my hand on, because at that time I'm probably super hungry.

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#45 Edited by audioBusting (2206 posts) -

I've never seen pulled pork at a barbeque, only snags and burgers. Sounds good though. Ribs and hotdogs are usually my go-to.

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#47 Edited by TobbRobb (5782 posts) -

I prefer my hamburgers without the cheese. But yeah, that. I usually want two depending on the size. Otherwise a hotdog with a big burger.

Grilling steak or something is also pretty fabulous. :D

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#48 Posted by impartialgecko (1824 posts) -

Where I come from, a barbeque isn't a proper barbeque without some steak.

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#50 Edited by EarlessShrimp (1841 posts) -

I usually grab a couple of napkins and a dollop of ketchup.