Even as a savage foreign bastard who doesn't follow or practise Halloween, I would get a big bowl of candy. I would even make sure it's good stuff, Starbursts and the like, because more than likely that bowl will be hella full by the end of the night.
As it is, I'm spending my Halloween night taking a girl to the ballet, and am actually excited for it.
Usually I do my fly up and then tell them this is Australia and we don't celebrate Halloween here until we are adults and using it as an excuse to get wasted and hook up with slutty zombie nurses.
I then give them a 45 minute lecture (with supporting images and puppet show) on what exactly getting wasted and hooking up with a slutty zombie nurse entails.
You'd think they'd get the concept by now.
Man this poll had such potential, needs more options!
You open the door then slam it in their face
You open the door and run away in terror
You open the door and give them an Angus Bacon and Cheese
You open the door and swear incessantly
Halloween should still be a horrifying experience for kids and adults alike! What is this fun bullshit.
I would post a completely untrue and somewhat random and unfunny comment on a videogame forum. If I was feeling particuarly racy it would include a giantbomb meme. I would then proceed to print out multiple copies of said comment, fold them up and present them to the children who knocked on my door. Finally, I would touch their shoulders and fake my own death, before getting used to my new office.
Or I would give them sweets, but no kids live here.