#1 Posted by mordukai (7185 posts) -

Faint? Freak out and yell? Try and knife him in order to get his dog tags (too much BC2)?  
 
Seriously, what do you do?  

#2 Posted by jonnyboy (2920 posts) -

Stop drinking.

#3 Posted by mordukai (7185 posts) -
@jonnyboy said:
" Stop drinking. "
Mkay...

#4 Posted by zombie_bigdaddy (130 posts) -

steal all the presents he's carrying! :D

#5 Posted by MB (13139 posts) -

Yell, "He's coming straight for us!" loud enough so the neighbors hear it, then shoot him and plant a weapon on his body.

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#6 Posted by President_Barackbar (3474 posts) -
@MB said:
" Yell, "He's coming straight for us!" loud enough so the neighbors hear it, then shoot him and plant a weapon on his body. "
Oh see, planting a weapon is a smart move. That's where I went wrong.
#7 Posted by ChristianCastillo (1162 posts) -

Give him some cookies and milk. I <3 Santa Claus.

#8 Posted by TheHT (11818 posts) -
@MB said:
" Yell, "He's coming straight for us!" loud enough so the neighbors hear it, then shoot him and plant a weapon on his body. "
Don't forget to sprinkle some cocaine on him.
#9 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3489 posts) -

Ask him his opinion of No Country for Old Men^^

#10 Posted by Dick_Mohawk (386 posts) -

Held him hostage until he handed over a 360 s with a copy of red dead...boy, was he pissed off.

#11 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -
@mylifeforAiur said:
" Ask him his opinion of No Country for Old Men^^ "
Yeah! Find out what he thought about the ending.
#12 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3489 posts) -
@TheGreatGuero said:
" @mylifeforAiur said:
" Ask him his opinion of No Country for Old Men^^ "
Yeah! Find out what he thought about the ending. "
And  his opinion of Anton Chigurh. Actually, I bet Anton could totally kill Santa Clause. He's just that bad-ass^^ 
#13 Posted by Aelric (400 posts) -

I would tackle him...
 
 
 
...and then I would fuck him.

#14 Posted by me3639 (1855 posts) -

Ask him if he's hiring.

#15 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6403 posts) -

Discuss politics.

#16 Posted by sharma55 (455 posts) -

Take a blurry ass video with my 10 year old phone's VGA camera, post it on Youtube and spend the rest of my life telling people it actually happened.

#17 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8576 posts) -

Blast him with a shotgun

#18 Posted by Underachiever007 (2468 posts) -

Lick my lips and reach slowly into my pants ...

#19 Posted by KaosAngel (13764 posts) -

Masturbate.  I got a fantasy.

#20 Posted by LlamaLlama (174 posts) -

Think of the Rare Imports movie, scream and run away.
#21 Posted by Jasta (2217 posts) -

Pressure him into giving Mass Effect 2 his GOTY vote.

#22 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -

Kill him. Just like I did when I was 5.

#23 Posted by armaan8014 (5453 posts) -
#24 Posted by Time_Lord (723 posts) -

I relase the hounds

#25 Posted by crusader8463 (14429 posts) -

If Tim Allen taught me anything, it's that killing santa can only make life better. I get to become the king of a winter kingdom, magic powers, and I only have to work one day a year!

#26 Posted by InfamousBIG (3227 posts) -

How the fuck has this not been posted yet? 
 
  

#27 Posted by Otogi (272 posts) -

Ask if he has any relation to Saint Nicholas. And if there is more than one Santa.
 
Otherwise, just chill with him; ask him house his night's going, see how he's been.

#28 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8607 posts) -

I'm not into jolly round bearded men...
 
So I would whack him over the head with a chair and leave him out on the porch to rot.

#29 Posted by Gamer_152 (14113 posts) -

Grab something sharp, call police.

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#30 Posted by Landon (4164 posts) -

I would call the cops. Since I don't believe in Santa, the real guy in my house would be hard to accept. He would need to wow me with Christmas magic before I would trust him.

#31 Posted by Dragonps (39 posts) -

I would say "well your the snazziest looking burgler I've ever seen" before realizing who he was and demanding "where is that action man you promised me when I was 6" and my suppressed childhood memories resurface and I beat him to death

#32 Posted by Rattle618 (1456 posts) -

I throw Mr. Hankey at him.

#33 Posted by ZeroCast (1869 posts) -

Look at my kids and say:
 
"Kids, I guess he is real"

#34 Posted by Mars_Cleric (1595 posts) -

drop trou 
#35 Posted by Sharpshooter (891 posts) -

Grab my white hoodie and start stabbin. 

#36 Posted by The_Hiro_Abides (1270 posts) -

Challenge him to a match of SSIV for a time machine made out of a DeLorean.

#37 Posted by Otogi (272 posts) -
@Landon said:
" I would call the cops. Since I don't believe in Santa, the real guy in my house would be hard to accept. He would need to wow me with Christmas magic before I would trust him. "
What if he's just a thematic warlock?
#38 Posted by onarum (2302 posts) -

I would beat him unconscious then steal his clothes and sled, then put a fake beard and some belly stuffing and proceed to ransack every mansion I could find.

#39 Posted by Azteck (7449 posts) -

How convenient that I always carry around a 2x4 with nails in it...

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#41 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7184 posts) -

It depends, if he is real then I would hug him. If he was some random guy, I would call the police.

#42 Posted by Daveyo520 (7006 posts) -

Call the cops on some guy dressed in a suit or go to the insane asylum for seeing something that isn't real.

#43 Posted by Arbie (1437 posts) -

  

  
I think Frankie has the answer!
#44 Edited by Hennet_sim (336 posts) -

Knock him out and or kill him and take his bag of toys then go to ebay sell everything I don't want.