You see Santa in your house...What do you do?

Faint? Freak out and yell? Try and knife him in order to get his dog tags (too much BC2)?  
 
Seriously, what do you do?  

Stop drinking.

" Stop drinking. "

steal all the presents he's carrying! :D

Yell, "He's coming straight for us!" loud enough so the neighbors hear it, then shoot him and plant a weapon on his body.

" Yell, "He's coming straight for us!" loud enough so the neighbors hear it, then shoot him and plant a weapon on his body. "

Give him some cookies and milk. I <3 Santa Claus.

" Yell, "He's coming straight for us!" loud enough so the neighbors hear it, then shoot him and plant a weapon on his body. "

Ask him his opinion of No Country for Old Men^^

Held him hostage until he handed over a 360 s with a copy of red dead...boy, was he pissed off.

" Ask him his opinion of No Country for Old Men^^ "

" @mylifeforAiur said:

" Ask him his opinion of No Country for Old Men^^ "

Yeah! Find out what he thought about the ending. "

I would tackle him...
 
 
 
...and then I would fuck him.

Ask him if he's hiring.

Take a blurry ass video with my 10 year old phone's VGA camera, post it on Youtube and spend the rest of my life telling people it actually happened.

Blast him with a shotgun

Lick my lips and reach slowly into my pants ...

Masturbate.  I got a fantasy.

Pressure him into giving Mass Effect 2 his GOTY vote.

Kill him. Just like I did when I was 5.

I relase the hounds

If Tim Allen taught me anything, it's that killing santa can only make life better. I get to become the king of a winter kingdom, magic powers, and I only have to work one day a year!

How the fuck has this not been posted yet? 
 
  

Ask if he has any relation to Saint Nicholas. And if there is more than one Santa.
 
Otherwise, just chill with him; ask him house his night's going, see how he's been.

I'm not into jolly round bearded men...
 
So I would whack him over the head with a chair and leave him out on the porch to rot.

Grab something sharp, call police.

I would call the cops. Since I don't believe in Santa, the real guy in my house would be hard to accept. He would need to wow me with Christmas magic before I would trust him.

I would say "well your the snazziest looking burgler I've ever seen" before realizing who he was and demanding "where is that action man you promised me when I was 6" and my suppressed childhood memories resurface and I beat him to death

I throw Mr. Hankey at him.

Look at my kids and say:
 
"Kids, I guess he is real"

Grab my white hoodie and start stabbin. 

Challenge him to a match of SSIV for a time machine made out of a DeLorean.

" I would call the cops. Since I don't believe in Santa, the real guy in my house would be hard to accept. He would need to wow me with Christmas magic before I would trust him. "

I would beat him unconscious then steal his clothes and sled, then put a fake beard and some belly stuffing and proceed to ransack every mansion I could find.

How convenient that I always carry around a 2x4 with nails in it...

It depends, if he is real then I would hug him. If he was some random guy, I would call the police.

Call the cops on some guy dressed in a suit or go to the insane asylum for seeing something that isn't real.

Knock him out and or kill him and take his bag of toys then go to ebay sell everything I don't want.