The rules of this topic are quite friendly, your house is suddenly infested with 6000 of these big bastards and you are the only one. (Including your family if you know you could get their help.) In order to stop them from producing and taking over the entire town within 3 days.
You can get one free item from someone who feels bad enough about you to help you out enough just so they wouldn't have to go in, one free item but it has to not be something insane like a flamethrower.
You also can only use items you have in your house and escaped with and with whatever money is in your wallet.
The spiders are VERY poisonous and the city government will in fact blow up your house if you can't do this. With all your stuff inside and it cannot be insured so you will go homeless and no extirminator will help you and the ones who do want to help are only willing to do it for millions of dollars at least!
There is a counter to how many you kill so you know the exact amount at all times for whatever reason and the spiders are all over your possesions as well.
LET US BEGIN!
With me, I would grab up two of the heaviest common books I have and proceed to get all the water bottles I have. Afterwords I will grab a hammer and some clothing and my backpack and leave the house.
My brother would most likely help out in such a situation so I got an ally already. However the rest of my family would probably just abandon the house. I would not and I would be more pissed off than scared. My free item would hopefully be a scuba suit so that way none of the bastards land on me and due to it being Montana and all I believe that it would come from some former surfer guy who decided to retire up here. (Scuba suits are commonish... so it counts and Montana is the state where the poor old people of America go!)
I would dress up completely making sure everything was air tight except for a slit for my eyes and mouth. Hammer in hand and my brother decked out with a hammer he brought, we go in in a storm of frenzied girly screaming and rage killing spiders and destroying many of our things in the process. We would most likely clear the house in a couple days and as long as we have food and water from the fridge and with whatever we can find we would be able to do it... just with a shitton of girly man screaming happening 100% of the time.
The clean up would be a nightmare but I believe me and my family could do it... however, what would you do if your house was infested by 6000 spiders? Also yes... I had a nightmare last night where this happened. Imagining a shotgun did not help at all.
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