@foggel You should read "Monster Island" if you wonder about being a zombie, since one of the main characters... well. I'll let you read it. It's decent I guess, the rest kind of suck though.
I have an alternate solution. I would strap a large amount of explosives to me and hand my friends the trigger. Days later as I've joined the horde of zombies and the collective is shambling towards my friends, they pull the trigger on the C4 and BLAMMO!!!! Horde destroyed.
I would hide the wound, tell everyone that i am fine (when i start to show signs), and wait until the last possible second to inform them that i was bitten days ago (i thought i was special or some other line like that).
Shoot the motherfucker that did it twenty-nine times in a blind rage with my two(unlimited ammo) pistols and save the last bullet for me(EDIT: I realised after posting how much of an idiot that sentance made me sound), then run like hell to the nearest store that has smokes so that when I turn I get to be a boss zombie in real-life left 4 dead, pumping green smoke spores where ever I go to.
Lock myself in my room very securely and then livestream my gradual decline while drinking heavily, although the internet will probably be destroyed just like the rest of civilisation.
If that's the case then I could just cut that part off I guess, I go by The Walking Dead rules yo.
It's also a great excuse to try out all those fucked up drugs you've been scared of your whole life, don't know where'd you'd get hold of em though, could always raid a pharmacy for some stuff and make a fucked up cocktail.
Lock myself in my room very securely and then livestream my gradual decline while drinking heavily, although the internet will probably be destroyed just like the rest of civilisation.
If that's the case then I could just cut that part off I guess, I go by The Walking Dead rules yo.
It's also a great excuse to try out all those fucked up drugs you've been scared of your whole life, don't know where'd you'd get hold of em though, could always raid a pharmacy for some stuff and make a fucked up cocktail.
Why am I thinking about this so much.
You've thought about it your entire life, haven't you?
That's why when it's the morning after halloween's night you take a deep pained sigh of frustration that the dead have not yet risen to walk among us.
If I'm bitten by a zombie then I'd pre-emptively bite @Sweep so we can become "Sweep & Hamz, The Zombie Years" a new novel my SuperMooseman may he rest in pieces...
I'd report myself at whatever hospital was closest to give them some of my blood so they can find a cure. I'd ask for a phone call to say bye to people and then for a quick death. Or maybe I'm just being too practical?
I would use some form of advanced meditation, holy relics and masterful chi. to retain my humanity and use my new found undead body to slay other undead until the rage finally beats me. =D
Embrace the transformation and use my last minutes as an intelligent being to give my new species an advantage. Probably by fucking over the group of survivors I'm with or something.
I guess I would say my goodbyes to family and friends and end it. I would pretty much be dead already, so I would want to go out on my own terms... damn, this is some depressing shit dude lol
@foggel You should read "Monster Island" if you wonder about being a zombie, since one of the main characters... well. I'll let you read it. It's decent I guess, the rest kind of suck though.
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