I wanna be Zombie King :)
Well I certainly don't want to turn into this guy: http://www.news.com.au/world/naked-man-eating-others-face-shot/story-e6frfkyi-1226369059626
EDIT: @RecSpec: aaah you beat me to it
That is pretty crazy. Real life zombie shit.
With your consciousness dead as a zombie, you're pretty much dead in a way. Actually, you're dead either way...What kind of death would you prefer? Being a medical student, I know blowing your brains out with a gun wouldn't hurt at all since there are no pain receptors on the skull or on the brain...
This is a question for Philosoraptor.
It's your duty to humanity to kill yourself before you become a zombie.
Call my girlfriend and tell her I love her then eat a bullet, I guess that would be the plan (hopefully before I bleed out).
The reason I'm calling her instead of just telling her is that I'm assuming that I get infected on my journey to go get her or maybe I'm leaving some kind of morose message on her voicemail because she has already become a zombie or something.
I would remember that I am a rational person living in a rational world and that most infections can be combated naturally by ones body if said person eats and sleeps properly ( and maybe anti biotics in case it's a zombie bacteria not a zombie virus ).
That just sounds boring. Shoot myself in the head? Bah. Being creative is the ONLY option.
Then again, if it's like some sources in pop culture would say, you would have to make sure that you kill the brain upon death. This is why I continue to believe in my foolproof awesome plan of death: using a rocket-powered car strapped with a shitload of C4 to try and jump the Grand Canyon from one side to the other.
Use your keyboard!
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