#1 Posted by Jay444111 (2640 posts) -

Right now! You are going to fight for your life against your Equal/Rival/Enemy/Cthulu/Satan/other for a fight to the very death! Your catchphrase could be the only way to save yourself by intimidating your enemy! What is your choice of catch phrase shall you fight your final battle with?

Mine would have to be something silly yet awesome if you have the right voice for it.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones... BUT NOT BEFORE I BREAK YOURS!!!"

Simple, silly, yet if said with much gusto it will kickass!

What is your catchphrase for your final battle?

#2 Edited by JCTango (1485 posts) -

Shit. (To myself)

Shit! (To opponent while charging - or fleeing, whichever the case may be.)

#3 Posted by SockemJetpack (422 posts) -

"Join the Nintendo Fun Club Mac!"

#4 Posted by Romination (2823 posts) -

"Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"

#5 Posted by Aronman789 (2737 posts) -

"Well, balls."

#6 Posted by mlarrabee (3221 posts) -

"Emails."

#7 Posted by Blackout62 (1500 posts) -

Loud screaming? I guess?

#8 Posted by aquamarin (659 posts) -

You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend.

#9 Posted by DBagalot (159 posts) -
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#10 Posted by Jay444111 (2640 posts) -

Take this seriously everyone! Imagine that you are fighting... well... this fucker!

I just had a few people skip a heartbeat upon posting this pic.

Yeah... only your catchphrase will now save your life... good luck!

#11 Posted by BombcastGoldthwait (256 posts) -

"EEEEEEYYYYAAAAAHHHHGGGG BACON"!!!! *windmill arms, eyes closed*

#12 Posted by Mike76x (559 posts) -

SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!

#13 Posted by Toxin066 (3383 posts) -

I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent, I am the light in the darkness! I am truth. ALLY TO GOOD! NIGHTMARE TO YOU!

#14 Posted by BeachThunder (13150 posts) -

I'll recite the dictionary and bore my opponent to death.

#15 Posted by Draugen (765 posts) -

"I'm getting to old for here we go again-kai-yay, motherfucker..."

#16 Posted by SuperiorArmbar (33 posts) -

@Mike76x: I was actually thinking about posting that hahah

Good old Tick

#17 Posted by ReyGitano (2491 posts) -

I don't say shit; I'm a silent protagonist. Stare that fool down.

#18 Posted by ZeForgotten (10368 posts) -

Just die

#19 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1219 posts) -

OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?????

YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#20 Posted by Grissefar (2905 posts) -

Gatling.

@ZeForgotten said:

Just die

Wow, that's really unfunny. Unbelievably so.

#21 Edited by Godlyawesomeguy (6420 posts) -

Shut up, crime!

#22 Posted by ZeForgotten (10368 posts) -
@Grissefar said:

Gatling.

@ZeForgotten said:

Just die

Wow, that's really unfunny. Unbelievably so.

A catchphrase before a fight doesn't have to be funny. 
If I'm about to fight like a big monster in a fighting game or something, I want him to die. 
#23 Posted by Animasta (14820 posts) -

I wouldn't have a catchphrase, I'm not an anime

#24 Posted by Talis12 (522 posts) -

Oh c'mon, my team sucks..

#25 Posted by Grissefar (2905 posts) -

@ZeForgotten said:

@Grissefar said:

Gatling.

@ZeForgotten said:

Just die

Wow, that's really unfunny. Unbelievably so.

A catchphrase before a fight doesn't have to be funny. If I'm about to fight like a big monster in a fighting game or something, I want him to die.

I guess so. Mine was pretty unfunny too so that sucks.

#26 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7097 posts) -

@Godlyawesomeguy said:

Shut up, crime!

Super is a great movie.

#27 Posted by ThePhantomStranger (438 posts) -

"Hey so sorry about this...hobo guy..."

#28 Posted by NTM (8353 posts) -

"Something... Something smells like a crispy turd. Did you crap your pants? Ha ha, yeahhh!!! You crapped your pants!"

#29 Posted by Ksaw (359 posts) -

THERE WILL BE SILENCE.

#30 Edited by JonSmith (174 posts) -

Have you ever heard the sound of a person screaming when they've been skinned alive? They sound quite hoarse, but at the same time, unbelievably clear. Naturally, they pass out during the process, and die during if you're not careful, but I can keep them alive for an hour or two after the process is complete. And conscious for the vast majority of that. And yes, in case you're wondering, they do scream every moment their awake, til they die. You may be wondering why I'm telling you this, what the point is. The point is simply a matter of courtesy: I wish to let you know what's going to happen to you. So come on, let's fight it out. You certainly won't win. I think it's only polite you know what's waiting for you.

Long, overly melodramatic, and not much of a battle cry so much as an extensive threat, but I like it.

#31 Posted by SaltyDoughnut (35 posts) -

All of your tummy is mine for the roast

#32 Posted by Sweep (9701 posts) -

@mlarrabee said:

"Emails."

This made me laugh far more than it should have.

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#33 Posted by Saethir (355 posts) -

"Historians will figure out a cool phrase to put here!"

@Romination said:

"Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"

perfect.

#34 Posted by Jimbo (10216 posts) -

Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you're ready, pal.

#35 Posted by Matfei90 (1279 posts) -
@Animasta said:

I wouldn't have a catchphrase, I'm not an anime

This.
#36 Posted by zyn (2765 posts) -

"Stop right there, criminal scum!"

#37 Posted by SkyTown_Drifts (49 posts) -
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#38 Posted by probablytuna (4167 posts) -

The best one: WELCOME, TO DIE!

#39 Posted by Village_Guy (2769 posts) -

I like to go for something simple...

"Fuck you!" - then I'll kick him in the balls and make a tactical retreat.

#40 Posted by LTSmash (700 posts) -

"I just remembered something. I'll be right back"

*runs away*

#41 Posted by Mowgers (408 posts) -

''Did you spill my pint?''

#42 Posted by D0tti (803 posts) -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DJoQgRIs0&feature=player_detailpage#t=10s

#43 Posted by PenguinDust (12793 posts) -

@Animasta said:

I wouldn't have a catchphrase, I'm not an anime

In that case, I'll go with "It's clobberin' time".

#44 Posted by ZeForgotten (10368 posts) -
@Matfei90 said:
@Animasta said:

I wouldn't have a catchphrase, I'm not an anime

This.
By that logic I guess Fantastic Four is one of the weirder Anime series I've seen in a while
#45 Posted by Clairabel (178 posts) -

"...ah, fuck it." Then charge in and hope for the best, whatever that may be.

#46 Posted by composite (141 posts) -

@Godlyawesomeguy said:

Shut up, crime!

#47 Posted by RandyF (188 posts) -

"Let's get jiggy with it."

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#48 Edited by composite (141 posts) -

*say nothing and shake crime stick at 'em*

#49 Posted by KarlPilkington (2769 posts) -

"Drop 'em"

#50 Posted by Cheesebob (1285 posts) -

"Fo' shizzle ma minizzle lets get this bizzle on the sizzle!"

Also I am Snoop Dogg