Death is the ultimate consequence.
Your catchphrase before your greatest fight of all time?
And your weapon of choice is an Umbrella!"Fo' shizzle ma minizzle lets get this bizzle on the sizzle!"
Also I am Snoop Dogg
Why an umbrella, you might ask.
Fo' Drizzle
In a cage fight with Satan, I'd steal on of the most bad ass movie lines of all time:
"You don't seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you...YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!"
"it's showtime"
then proceed with kicking Equal/Rival/Enemy/Cthulu/Satan/other in the jewels......usually a guaranteed win.
It Might not be the "honorable" way to fight, but I fight to win.
"I've been told violence isn't the answer."
*pull out pair of Uzis.*
"It's a damn good guess, though."
@GenocidalKitten said:
@zyn said:
"Stop right there, criminal scum!"
"Pay with you're blood!"
But even before that,
"STOP! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit!"
@EquitasInvictus said:
@GenocidalKitten said:
@zyn said:
"Stop right there, criminal scum!"
"Pay with you're blood!"
But even before that,
"STOP! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit!"
Ah, I miss the magic of that guard dialogue Skyrim's just isn't the same.
@GenocidalKitten: Yeah, I was surprised they didn't have Wes Johnson reprise that role. At least he was able to reprise Sheogorath!
@EquitasInvictus said:
@GenocidalKitten said:
@zyn said:
"Stop right there, criminal scum!"
"Pay with you're blood!"
But even before that,
"STOP! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit!"
And then when it's about to die "This is the part where you lie down and bleed to death!"
Aaah, many answers on this thread were plain hilarious, I'm afraid mines aren't as funny. Great idea OP.
First one would be : ''KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER!'' while stepping out of shadows to stab, followed by a roaring laughter. I always do something like that (minus the stabbing) when I'm dominating a dangerous situation -- which doesn't happen all that often.
Second one is for desperate occasions: ''To me! Rally to me comrades! Fooooorth EORLINGAS!''
...No, I never did that, but Theoden is my favorite lotr character.
"You know you won, G."
"Won what?"
"The wet T-Shirt contest, motherfucker!" BLAT-BLAT-BLAT
My move would be that I would punch them in the head and then be all like...
Cause I punched him so hard his head imploded.
I don't usually say anything. I take a deep breath and prepare for what's coming.
I know that's boring, but it's what I usually do.
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