Your Dream Job

Playing video games for a living.

Sony or Microsoft  PR

Professional Money Maker

3D character artist in either the game or movie industry

Network engineer at Google.

Getting anyone to give a shit about what I write.

Being a rapper looks like it's pretty awesome. Too bad I can't rap.

A shaman so I could transform myself into a mighty hawk.

Art director. Working towards it now, but baby steps.

So many things... Game designer... Movie Director... And even PRESIDENT. Like tr00matt said: I'm working towards it now, but baby steps.

Wish I knew.

Being a comedian would be pretty cool but it's even more unrealistic than the career that I'm currently pursuing.

@Mrsignerman44 said:

Being a comedian would be pretty cool but it's even more unrealistic than the career that I'm currently pursuing.

go for it.

I am a sports-journalist and get paid to write about MMA and NFL, so...that's pretty cool. Lol, Next to this, I'd say playing and writing about games for a living.

Pot Dealer...by which I mean getting paid to play videogames.

The guy who breaks in the new girls at a brothel. 
 
I'm going to hell.

@Toms115 said:

@Mrsignerman44 said:

Being a comedian would be pretty cool but it's even more unrealistic than the career that I'm currently pursuing.

go for it.

Well, if directing films doesn't work then I should consider this I guess since I can write comedy. Thanks for the encouragement! :D

@Mrsignerman44 said:

@Toms115 said:

@Mrsignerman44 said:

Being a comedian would be pretty cool but it's even more unrealistic than the career that I'm currently pursuing.

go for it.

Well, if directing films doesn't work then I should consider this I guess since I can write comedy. Thanks for the encouragement! :D

neither of those sound unrealistic to me. glhb, bro.

The shark in Soul Surfer.

Ventriloquist.

Boob Inspector

The Devil or God.

Retiree

Creative director in the game industry.

Music producer/Dj

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I'd settle for a web design/SEO job, right now.

With good pay, obv.

That way, I can feed all my addictions & hobbies.

Make video content about what I want... when I want.

@Toms115 said:

@Mrsignerman44 said:

@Toms115 said:

@Mrsignerman44 said:

Being a comedian would be pretty cool but it's even more unrealistic than the career that I'm currently pursuing.

go for it.

Well, if directing films doesn't work then I should consider this I guess since I can write comedy. Thanks for the encouragement! :D

neither of those sound unrealistic to me. glhb, bro.

Thank you, I will have luck...and batman ;)

A super-hero or super-villain.

That's actually a question I simply don't know the answer to.  I wish I did so I could actually pursue it.
 
I guess being a pilot seems kind of cool?  I wouldn't mind running PR for Sony either.

Grocery store bagger.

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Game designer. Hence the GameMaker window on my other monitor.

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@Spoonman671 said:

That's actually a question I simply don't know the answer to. I wish I did so I could actually pursue it. I guess being a pilot seems kind of cool? I wouldn't mind running PR for Sony either.

Why do you want to do PR?

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@Animasta said:

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Ruler of the world.

Failing that, a policy analyst at a major think-tank Rubicon style.

Game director.
 
I can do this.

Being a successful enough musician that I could live off of my work. Don't crave the fame, but I'd love to commit whatever time I'd like to that without having to worry about a day job.

@N7 said:

Game director. I can do this.

This. Although I'd be too lazy to do a job with that much responsibility.

If I could make enough money from being an indie dev like I am now without needing a job to support my hobby, that would be neat. Or you know, MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!

To be Guillermo del Toro, i.e. give almost every modern creative outlet a try. That or a gangsta rapper.

i want an easy job with a lot of pay. i had a dream that i played video games and just worked for 4 hours a day. it was pretty great dream that i had. 
 
i've always wanted to work in the video game industry. i don't know what i would do there.

Policy man... w/e the job title is called. Using empirical evidence to construct the most efficient policy's you can come up with.

Math teacher.

Supreme leader of North Korea. I hear there might be an opening.

Teaching in College.

Supreme leader of the democratic republic of Mars.

Take over that shit, colonize the planet, live in a eutopia of free speech and socialism. But like you said, it would only be a dream.

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