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#51  Edited By jonnyboy

 Just look at the size of that fucking Laser Sight. If the Bullets don't kill you, the cancer will.
 Just look at the size of that fucking Laser Sight. If the Bullets don't kill you, the cancer will.
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I can't believe this thread has got this big without this being posted. 
  

  I bought this for $5 in a Wal Mart when I went to America last summer, best thing I've ever bought.
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#53  Edited By AhmadMetallic

are we talking REALLY bad like in every way possible, or bad to the stuck up assholes who cant tolerate some mindless fun or crazy action ? 
 
if it's the first, hmm.. Postal!  and if its the second, fuck it.

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#54  Edited By Undeadpool

Tango and Cash: 
  

Trailer says it all.
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#55  Edited By Afroman269

Troll 2

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#56  Edited By Informant

Reptilian. So bad it's comedy.
  

  French dub for even more comedy. It has jetpack marines with laser miniguns. Out of freaking nowhere.
  
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Lot of good ones have been mentioned like Batman (1969), Big Trouble in Little China, Tango and Cash, Roadhouse... But here is the winner:
  

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#59  Edited By Burzmali

I really like Blade Trinity for some reason.

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#60  Edited By grilledcheez

Freddy got fingered

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HUDSON HAWK

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#62  Edited By Sooperspy
@uniform said:
" House "
Are you serious?! House is a classic, and it has George Wendt and is produced by Sean S. Cunningham.
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#63  Edited By DiscoDuck8k

Johnny Mnemonic

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#64  Edited By StarvingGamer

Cabin Boy


  
/thread
(I always wanted to do that)
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#65  Edited By bwmcmaste

3000 Miles to Graceland. 
 
I watch it whenever I feel like watching a pointless melange of action with cheesy plot and characters. Also, it has Kevin Costner, Kurt Russell, and Courtney Cox's butt (a combination that just can't be passed up).

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#66  Edited By JakJ

Death to Smoochy.
 
There's nothing redeeming about that movie, but I love it to pieces. Maybe it's because I identify with Rainbow Randolph so well.

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#67  Edited By JakJ
@memo said:
" Airbender.  I like that movie but everyone bashed it lol "
"We have to show them we believe in our beliefs as strongly as they believe in their beliefs."
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#68  Edited By buzz_clik
@Redbullet685 said:
" @uniform said:
" House "
Are you serious?! House is a classic, and it has George Wendt and is produced by Sean S. Cunningham. "
I second this display of incredulity.
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#69  Edited By jakob187

Wait...Kung Pow was an awful movie?!  That movie is fucking awesome and hilarious!!! 
 
As for my choice, that goes to Flesh-Eating Mothers.  Thank you, USA's UP All Night.

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#70  Edited By drac96

Snakes On a Plane! I don't know why, but I can't get enough of it.

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#71  Edited By JoMu
@virtorio said:
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HUDSON HAWK

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Hudson Hawk is a great "bad" movie. If I'm flipping through the channels and Hudson Hawk happens to be on, I will stay and watch until it's over.
 
Ready to Rumble is also another one of my favorite awful movies. (Even though to promote the movie, WCW decided to give David Arquette the Heavyweight Championship.)
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#72  Edited By jeffgoldblum

The Room. No contest.

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#73  Edited By Pinworm45

The Room 
 
The Happening comes close, though.

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#74  Edited By Colonel_Cool
@Gabriel said:
" Wrongfully Accused. "
I love Wrongfully Accused. It's ratings weren't very good, but I thought it was hilarious. Also They Live is another great crappy action movie.
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#75  Edited By Example1013

Python. Now there's a classic.

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#76  Edited By firewrkninja
@Wicked_Wumpus said:

" Kung Pow :-) 
   

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that movie is not awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is amazing!
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#77  Edited By hatking
@GetEveryone said:
"I think Crank 2 is really, genuinely fucking good.  I also have a soft spot for Spiders, but that's more to do with the guys I was watching it with. "

I was so shocked watching Crank 2.  It was like they knew that Crank was only good for watching something dumb and they embraced it.  I wouldn't be recommending to my film nerd friends or anything--but it was certainly more interesting than I expected.
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#78  Edited By benpack

The Room. Hands down.

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#79  Edited By Little_Socrates

I'm going with The Darkest Knight. Dunno if it's been mentioned before, but that movie (it was supposed to be a TV series, but it's not divided into episodes or something?) is absolutely awful-tastic. I'm planning to watch it tomorrow. XD

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#80  Edited By danimal_furry

Baseketball.

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#81  Edited By Xeiphyer

Oh man... Kung Pow, The Room, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, and many many more probably

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#82  Edited By Pox22

Millennium.  So terribly great.
 
 It is not the end. It is not the beginning of the end. It is the end of the beginning. 

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#83  Edited By NinjaHunter

Warriors of Virtue. 
 
Kung-Fu kangaroos mother fucker!!!

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#84  Edited By thegoldencat7
@PrivateIronTFU said:
" @thebatmobile said:
" @GetEveryone said:
" @thegoldencat7 said:
"Big Trouble in Little China?"
If Big Trouble is considered an "awful movie", then you can count me out of this world. Good night. "
I'M ALSO OUT! "
Me too! "

Oh, what a fool I've been for daring to besmirch the name of the cinematic masterpiece that is Big Trouble in Little China.  
I love the film, own the DVD, seen it many, many times. Get off my back! 
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@thegoldencat7: Easy tiger; wasn't on your back at all. You like the film, so any not-entirely-serious virtriol was directed at the peeps who claim it is an awful movie.
 
Considering its basically a B-movie satire, I don't think it can ever be considered actually awful. Well, unless you don't like the film. In which case you're perfectly entitled to suggest it is.
 
Subjectivity rules all.
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#86  Edited By thegoldencat7
@GetEveryone: 
Well, I wasn't being particularly serious either. Didn't mean to sound hostile. Its hard to detect tone over the internet.
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#87  Edited By Vonocourt

  

  Fun Fact: The first time I ever saw someone doing it doggy style was while watching Roadhouse.
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@thegoldencat7 said:
" @GetEveryone: 
Well, I wasn't being particularly serious either. I rarely am. Its hard to detect tone over the internet. "
We both fail. I still love you.
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#89  Edited By velucyraptor

I want to make love to this thread.
Black Sheep:
  

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#90  Edited By ProfessorEss
@Wicked_Wumpus said:

" Kung Pow :-) 

I'm with ya there!
 
Is Starship Troopers bad enough? Man I LOVE that movie.
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#91  Edited By obiwan

Google video "Turkish Star Wars", otherwise known as      Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam.  
 
  

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#92  Edited By carlthenimrod
@zudthespud said:

" I can't believe this thread has got this big without this being posted. 
  

  I bought this for $5 in a Wal Mart when I went to America last summer, best thing I've ever bought. "
This gets my vote along with "Future War".
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#93  Edited By uniform
@Redbullet685 said:

" Are you serious?! House is a classic, and it has George Wendt and is produced by Sean S. Cunningham. "

As well as the Greatest American Hero!, oh and let's not forget Bull from Night Court!  
 
Yes, actually I am serious. I know the film's cult status, as well as its popularity in the eighties when I was younger. I'm probably one of a small group of people on these boards that had the opportunity to see it during its original theatrical run. While I will agree that it's not fair to lump the film into the category "awful films", I will never consider it to be a good film, thus my inclusion of it in this thread.  I do think the film's crew succeeded in doing what it set out to do, and that was to make a campy, entertaining, popcorn horror flick in a time when they were all the rage. I love House for what it is.
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#94  Edited By vermin_king

never watch "naked lunch" tripping

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#96  Edited By rm082e
@vermin_king said:
" never watch "naked lunch" tripping "
That's the only way to watch that one. 
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#97  Edited By penguindust
@BeachThunder said:
" Dude, Where's My Car?  Maybe...? "
Good choice.  I don't know why, and I felt a little ashamed at times, but I laughed a lot during that movie.   
 
Similar movies that I really liked even though I know they were garbage include  
  1. Don't Mess with the Zohan - offensive even when it's trying to be sincere, but still I found much of it funny.
  2. D.O.A.: Dead or Alive - yeah it was cheesecake and nothing more, but as far as video game movies go, I like this one for knowing it's limitations. 
  3. Mighty Morphing Power Rangers: The Movie - Horrible acting but I paid full ticket money to see this when it came out and I've seen it several times since.  Besides Amy Jo Johnson's in it. 
  4. Tank Girl - Lori Petty and Ice-T in kangaroo make-up!  Silly but with a decent soundtrack and a lot of bravado.  Oh, and a song & dance scene.
  5. 1998's Godzilla is widely considered horrible, but I love it and own the DVD.  It's probably my favorite of the 1-star movies. 
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#98  Edited By Informant

  Oh how could I forget the Death Wish series?