We have all had them, so let's share the pain.
Mine would have to be a couple of years back, my mother called me and wanted me to come with her to a restaurant "to meet someone". Now for me this was code for "come meet my new boyfriend" and I figured why the fuck not, I get a free meal out of it and I don't really care about the poor soul my mother has somehow managed to lure in.
However this time there was a twist.... Oh boy was there a twist...
I show up and I am met with this rather butch woman, or girl I should say, she looked younger than me and it turned out that she was.
Apparently my mother had randomly decided to become a lesbian, and this was her new uhhh whatever you want to call it, she was 1 year younger than me and I was at the time 19 so she was legal (if that even counts in lesbian relationships, I am not really sure about the code when it comes to that shit).
Anyway, after that mind blowing revelation we walk to the table where we are met with her parents, and I learn that I was brought here to show the girls parents that my mother was a stand up person and not some random crazy lady. Needless to say it didn't work.
Through the entire meal I wanted to do nothing more than get out of there, no matter what the cost, if someone handed me a gun I would have shot myself right then and there just to put myself out of my torment. It thankfully eventually ended after some intense stare downs between me and the lesbian girl (I don't think she liked me very much, could never really figure out why). And I got out of there and that was the last I ever really saw of the butch lesbian girl and my mother.
Thank fuck for that.
If you can beat mine I will give you 10 bucks.