@HaltIamReptar: Grow up.
EDIT: Just thought of one.
A couple years back, a girl I don't really talk to anymore had dragged me and another one of her friends to some house party, saying that she only wanted to stay for a little while to wish someone a happy birthday, and that we would move on afterwards. No more than thirty minutes, she said. I said that wasn't a problem, and I waited. After about an hour and a half I was pretty fucking pissed. With the exception of her and her friend, I didn't know anyone else there, and they were all crusty/shifty as fuck. I looked over to see her surrounded by douchebags lap and sitting on one's lap, cock teasing like a stripper during happy hour (the reason for which I do not know: she NEVER went through with anything intimate ever. Before I continue, I should also note that she was just a friend and that I was not interested in her whatsoever).
I didn't feel like interrupting the pseudo-orgy and getting punched in the face by one of the meatheads, so I decided to express my frustration to one of my best friends via text. This friend also happened to be the cockteaser's (I'll call her that for the remainder of this story) cousin; I was introduced to her by him. I forget exactly what I had said in that text, but it was something along the lines of "I'm fucking tired of watching X dry hump assfucks, we were supposed to be at the other party forty-five minutes ago, she's being a selfish bitch," ect. ect.
How the following events transpired is still beyond my understanding.
After waiting about five minutes, I noticed cockteaser approaching me. Thinking that she was finally done at the doucher table, I smiled and stood up from the couch I was sitting on. As she got closer, though, I noticed her expression; it was a combination of confusion and surprise. I was about to ask her what the problem was when suddenly:
"Did you send me this text?"
FUCKING CHRIST. Somehow, instead of sending it to my friend, I sent it to her phone. I can only guess that my subconscious, unable to handle the amount of frustration and contempt flowing through my capillaries, somehow got the idea that since my friend and cockteaser were cousins, their phone numbers were interchangeable. I forget the half assed explanation/apology I came up with, but I ended up leaving with her friend (she wasn't having much fun either) and going to the other party, which cockteaser never showed up to.
Needless to say, our friendship was never quite the same after that. Her cousin (and everyone else I tell this story to) thinks its fucking hilarious, though.
EDIT#2: Fixed some typos.
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